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So Jesu was an mutant
 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-09-07 11:49 [#01717022]
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Don´t you agree?

He could become water in wine
Walk on the ocean
Cure sick peoples...

He was an x-man man, I always think it when I am drunk like
I am right now!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-07 11:53 [#01717025]
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Or he's the worlds greatest confidence trickster.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-09-07 11:58 [#01717030]
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I think he was very drunk all his life but it is just me
thinking


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-07 12:08 [#01717036]
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brainpower at work!!!!

*dives into a bunch of trashcans making the most noise
possible*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-07 12:27 [#01717044]
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so this is you thinking.


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-07 12:40 [#01717050]
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who the fuck is Jesu?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-09-07 12:42 [#01717051]
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hahaha...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-09-07 12:46 [#01717052]
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shut up


 

offline Clic on 2005-09-07 12:47 [#01717053]
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Zilty!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-09-07 12:50 [#01717057]
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I always think it when I am drunk

No, what you think is that you'rre funny when you'rre
drrunk.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-09-07 12:52 [#01717060]
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Stop the religious nonsense and post some pics of your
boobs.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-09-07 12:58 [#01717067]
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Zilty, harvesting the dregs of world- thought into one, hard
to swallow e-capsule.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-07 13:01 [#01717069]
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and not a drink of water in sight.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-09-07 13:03 [#01717072]
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I think, on reflection, it must be an e-suppository.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-07 13:10 [#01717078]
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even then, a drink of water would've been nice.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-09-07 13:11 [#01717079]
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my favorite part was when all the other x-men had been taken
prisoner in the underground base in jerusalem and just when
they were about to die of exposure, Jesu suddenly
ressurected three zombies that distracted Magneto while he
freed wolverine. it really rocked.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-09-07 13:15 [#01717084]
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ahhahaha!!

Top form!


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-09-07 13:48 [#01717107]
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either he's a mutant or the son of God. any way you slice it
he's way better than any of us and should be worshiped.


 

offline lateral speid from LOS ANGELES (United States) on 2005-09-07 15:23 [#01717207]
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Jesu is the ultra brilliant new band belonging to Justin K
Broadrick aka Godflesh


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-09-07 21:27 [#01717425]
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either way justin k broadrick/jesu was/is still an mutant
from the x-mans!?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-09-07 21:36 [#01717428]
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This thread should've been about "Jesu, joy of man's
desiring" by Bach.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-09-07 23:19 [#01717446]
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this thread shouldve been about suicide


 

offline glyttrbugg from Tucson (United States) on 2005-09-07 23:32 [#01717448]
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Emile Durkheim


 

offline thejacketloose on 2005-09-08 01:04 [#01717461]
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Jesus would be a shit member of X-Men. What the fuck could
he bring to the fray?

Right lads you go and take on them massive fucking machines
with laser beams coming out of their arses..I'll just hang
around here...talking...and....touching kids.

Herod would be better. At least he's got form.


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-08 01:07 [#01717462]
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Jesu... don't you get it?

it's Jesu


 

offline thejacketloose on 2005-09-08 01:09 [#01717463]
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Jesu? The geezer who could become water in wine?

I take it all back then.



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-09-08 10:55 [#01717800]
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haha

silly woman


 

offline rasec from mty (Mexico) on 2005-09-08 11:04 [#01717807]
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I believe that band's name is "Jesu was an mutant"...

Whoa! they're awesome...

The have this self-titled EP coming soon, check the
tracklisting:

1. Don´t you agree? (4:33)
2. He could become water in wine (5:18)
3. Walk on the ocean (6:42)
4. Cure sick peoples... (interlude) (0:45)
5. He was an x-man man, I always think it when I am drunk
like I am right now! (18:35)

You should look for it at the nearest record shop, or just
download it using your favourite P2P... enjoy!


 

offline ymenard on 2005-09-08 11:09 [#01717812]
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Jebus


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2005-09-08 12:06 [#01717865]
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Jesus was gay.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-09-08 12:12 [#01717867]
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ha!

jesus, gay?

perish the disgusting and wrong thought...

:O


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-09-08 12:12 [#01717868]
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hahahaaaaaahahahahaha


 

offline staz on 2005-09-08 12:13 [#01717869]
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what a revolutionizing perspective


 


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