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....Operation Infinite Purity! ........ |
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lol |
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bloody hell after it took him so many years to peel away the layers of flab to eventually locate his dick and take the shrink rap off, John Prescott has to now let go and go back to the drawing board. |
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hahaha im going to beat a load onto bush's face. |
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I always beat my load onto bush |
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this is hilarious! masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness fuck you, I'm a healthy man! God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason. This is a US government site??? This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators. 99% of drug addicts started out as air breathers. |
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Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS. Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! |
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it's probably blatantly obvious, but I have been without internet for 3 weeks now so my bullshit radar is on the fritz... this is actually a spoof site not connected to the US govt, right? |
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American businesses = Monika Lewinsky (and she charges too much) |
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do you do it onto his face? or just a random part of his anatomy? |
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gotta love a good parody. |
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I am for his bush. I love the irony of creaming Bush's bush |
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it stops being funny when you read the "surgery: the ultimate solution" paragraph. even if it still is ridiculous as fuck. o_o some people are really sick. |
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check out aswell, haha |
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you know the saying "everything's bigger in texas"? is his bush of epic proportions, spanning from his asshole to his belly button? I've always been a little curious. |
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its pretty damn big but when you have Bush Jr. and Bush Snr. both together - Woah! thats a whole loada untrimmed fur! It stretches from the bible belt to the crack of his momma's ass and ends up as a brown stain on the matress |
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hahahahaha :D |
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This is great.... Good find ToXikFB |
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yeah, check these wallpapers out!! |
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Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness ahahah! warning Monoid! |
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Re: This is a US government site??? MMMMMMMMNNNNGGGGG!!!!! |
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OK, it's not, God bless America! |
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Zach P.: "Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!" Hahahahahah!! |
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LOL it's a classic. zephyr twin, great avatar. |
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cunt. |
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hey, hey, only joking. |
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a joke is never only a joke. mock monoid where he won't be able to read, that would maybe make your joke more funny than stupid. that said if your point was to be stupid or mean, then congrats. |
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sorry, this man acts so ostentatious, that I just can't take him serious and sometimes can't help myself not to joke. no mocking intendet, let's live in peace. |
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live in peace, i'm ok but buy me a desert island with palm trees first. |
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