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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-21 03:58 [#01701819]
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An ex is a has-been and a spurrt is just a
drrip underr prressurre.


 

offline nacmat on 2005-08-21 04:42 [#01701845]
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dont understand


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-21 04:44 [#01701846]
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I tried to understand but nothing to do...


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2005-08-21 04:51 [#01701850]
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haha


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2005-08-21 04:55 [#01701851]
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he's explaning two words, what is there NOT to understand.


 

offline nacmat on 2005-08-21 05:23 [#01701859]
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the words themselves


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-21 05:36 [#01701870]
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Split the worrd EXPERRT in two (and add the phonetic S) and
you arre left with...

EX - An ex is a has-been... e.g. EX wife

SPURRT - Is waterr gushing out of a small hole because of
prressurre, otherrwise it would be a drrip (Drrip being
slang forr an tirresome borring perrson)



 

offline nacmat on 2005-08-21 05:44 [#01701874]
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thanks



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-21 11:40 [#01702200]
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*Bump* Come on, this is fantastic.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-21 11:42 [#01702204]
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it sure is contrived!

I like how you were forced to stab the joke to death by
having to explain it. :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-21 11:44 [#01702208]
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Yeah, that was grreat :) Thanks nacmat :D


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-08-21 12:44 [#01702269]
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two fish in a tank, one fish says to the other "you drive,
ill fire the gun"


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-21 12:45 [#01702271]
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hahaha... great thread.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-21 12:49 [#01702275]
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hahaha! amazing!

conscience

con = trick or "against"

science


 

offline Nameless on 2005-08-21 12:51 [#01702278]
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and then the other fish says "I can't drive, the engines
flooded"


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-08-21 12:54 [#01702282]
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i love you


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-08-21 12:59 [#01702286]
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hee hee! :D


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-21 21:01 [#01702583]
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what ever happened to plugexperrt?


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-21 21:02 [#01702585]
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or xlr for that matter?


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-08-22 00:40 [#01702647]
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spurt


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-22 02:36 [#01702674]
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bumpr


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-22 02:42 [#01702679]
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I am currently and apparently surfing interwebs on a linux
thingie that runs from cd on my harddriveless computer. it
sucks and I want money, so just pay me 10 dollaz each over
paypal. thank you in advance and for your kindness.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-22 02:55 [#01702683]
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Wicked.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-22 03:00 [#01702686]
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now I'm not anymore.


 


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