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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-18 04:36 [#01699004]
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Jesus was a psychopath


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-08-18 04:37 [#01699006]
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what do you mean you're not christian? that's instant b8!


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 04:38 [#01699007]
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*sigh


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-08-18 04:38 [#01699008]
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Are you saying you're like Jesus?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-18 04:38 [#01699009]
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Monoid


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-18 04:39 [#01699011]
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Im saying Fuck your sofa, nigger!


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 04:40 [#01699012]
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whos that in your avatar? me likes :D


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-18 04:41 [#01699013]
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Tara Reid man. yummy :P


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offline hobbes from age on 2005-08-18 04:43 [#01699017]
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Excellent! Keep up the god work! =)


 

offline xceque on 2005-08-18 04:44 [#01699018]
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Monoid: who cares
tolstoyed: {null}
WeaklingChild: I know.
hobbes: {null}
tridenti: {null}
Monoid: {nutter}
WeaklingChild: she's not nice, she's mingin
tridenti: stop it, she's fucking mingin!

summary: no-one cares what monoid thinks.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-08-18 04:46 [#01699020]
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Jesus was cool

I'm not a christian


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-08-18 04:48 [#01699023]
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ahahah :)

should be:

Monoid: who cares
tolstoyed: {null}
WeaklingChild: I know.
hobbes: {null}
tridenti: {null}
Monoid: {nutter}
WeaklingChild: she's not nice, she's mingin
tridenti: stop it, she's fucking mingin!

summary: no-one cares what monoid thinks

xceque: the topic is closed


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-18 04:49 [#01699026]
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if you're not a christian? what are you?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-18 04:50 [#01699030]
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AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

i wonder if tridenti's like that kid from malcolm in the
middle who can't breathe properly

god i hate that show


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-08-18 04:50 [#01699031]
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Bertrand Russells biggest fan!!


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 04:52 [#01699033]
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gareth gates? O_o


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-18 04:53 [#01699034]
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no the nigger in the wheelchair


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-18 04:56 [#01699037]
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aha he's some kind of einstein?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-18 04:58 [#01699040]
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that's exactly the point i'm trying to make

tridenti = a black, italian einstein


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-18 04:58 [#01699041]
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you fool: you followed up to redrum..it had to be monoid..


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-08-18 04:58 [#01699042]
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... in a wheelchair


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-08-18 04:59 [#01699045]
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now every body is confused.


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-18 05:18 [#01699067]
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...lost


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-08-18 05:22 [#01699072]
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"no the nigger in the wheelchair"

instant classic line.

thank ahha ha humph you er humph ah


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-08-18 06:55 [#01699183]
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i think jesus made too much sense to be a psychopath. but
i'm not a christian either. i think he warned against
aligning oneself with the organization that would
appropriate his message and then distort his message for its
own agenda. i'm probably not a pychopath.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-08-18 06:58 [#01699187]
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no the nigger in the wheelchair
hahahah!!!

btw, who is this jesus fellow?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-08-18 07:29 [#01699212]
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stick to the th.. what?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-18 07:40 [#01699220]
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"no the nigger in the wheelchair"

That HAS to be one of the funniest things i read here in a
while


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2005-08-18 07:43 [#01699227]
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Jesus > Mon(gol)oid


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-18 07:44 [#01699229]
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[sarcasm]oh gosh. i am a furiously active christian
and i think you all are causing disgrace in the name of god
by speaking out against the church. oh but the nigger
comment is cool. [/sarcasm]

there are plenty of reasons why i don't follow any
religion.



 

offline staz on 2005-08-18 07:47 [#01699236]
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jesus christ was an only child he went down to the river and
he drank and smiled


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-18 07:48 [#01699237]
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why i'm not a monoid.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 07:48 [#01699241]
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Religion..... caused more wars than oil.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-08-18 07:49 [#01699242]
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Oh dear...



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-18 08:07 [#01699270]
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No need for alarm. half of my 20,000 posts contain "lol" and
related things. I have a pretty basic sense of humor


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-18 08:08 [#01699276]
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el o el

silly panda


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-18 13:49 [#01699722]
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why i am a Monoid:
the minimal amount of effort with the maximal amount of
result

*continues chanting*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMM


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2005-08-18 13:51 [#01699725]
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lol

i moved the messagebox index-linky

o wow


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-08-18 14:15 [#01699733]
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By being Roman Catholic, I feel that makes me ironically
cool.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-18 14:51 [#01699753]
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The wording of Jesus' arrest warrant:

"...a man of simple appearance, mature age, dark skin, small
stature, three cubits high, hunchbacked with a long face,
long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him
might be affrighted, with scanty hair with a parting in the
middle of his head, after the manner of the Nazarites, and
with an undeveloped beard"

Sounds a hottie...



 

offline detheel on 2013-09-28 08:30 [#02462128]
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DUBturbo a hottie...


 


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