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offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:25 [#00097638]
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i just decided to peek at this thread......what an amazing
thing you said....kudos to you !!!


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:27 [#00097641]
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can you give me some pointer's on what/how you and you're
female race like bieng eaten out?

i don't mean to be rude...
i just wanna know...


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:27 [#00097642]
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did you MEAN dat....ehhehe the more INTERESTING question!!
=)


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:28 [#00097643]
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jeez...i'm sure you can find some info about performing good
cunnilingus on the net, ducksucker.


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:29 [#00097645]
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It's a lovely thing to do though, makes women appreciate
your presence alot more...

You will finally be of any use in their life... ( or so i'm
told )


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:29 [#00097646]
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( several times even )


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:30 [#00097648]
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LeCoeur:
oh.....

hevquip:
yeah, i didn't think of that. thanks!


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:35 [#00097651]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



LeCoeur:
you meant this one?

"and does it taste like that sick school fish or crab legs
(yummy) or what kind of fish?"

do YOU know?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:40 [#00097655]
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believe it or not NOT every girl likes cunnilingus.....thats
a nicer term to use for the sake of the CHILDREN that read
this board. anyhoo, like anything else everybody has
different likes and dislikes. thing is this, when you're
with someone you KNOW really well, you work it out amoungst
yourselves what feels good, what your like, how you like it,
the pace, etc. it's very much something between the two
people.

something to think about tho, it's a very INTIMATE thing
that involves love and trust (for most women anyway). if the
girl doesn't trust you, doesn't matter how good you are, she
prolly won't feel comfortable leting go if you know what i
mean. listening for VERBAL cues will help a lot.
so anyway, hopefully when it happens that will be the
scenario and it will be a pleasant and experience for all.

sex is best when you are 'in love' with the other person.
PERIOD.



 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:41 [#00097656]
Points: 384 Status: Lurker



You must know it all! Did you write the book on it?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:42 [#00097658]
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hehhe
thats prolly why masturbation is SO GREAT!!!

tee hee

*cracking self up*


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:44 [#00097660]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



wow!

thanks LeCoeur, i'll remember that....


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:44 [#00097661]
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think i should?? it'd be lengthy =)

btw.....the lady that told you this:

You will finally be of any use in their life... ( or so i'm

told )

was so, so right....hahahhahah



 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:46 [#00097665]
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you're welcome.......and

go fourth and ......... well you know.....ehehheheheh


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-22 23:46 [#00097666]
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Sex is about giving pleasure not recieving, like Christmas
but without your relatives. I hope!!


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-22 23:47 [#00097667]
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Verbal?

What about the nonsensical noun, the avant garde adjevtive,
the persistant pronoun and the (im running out here) arising
adverb!


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:49 [#00097671]
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That's my biggest fault in my existence, i'm occasionally
right... But i'm working on it!

And please write the book, i'd soooo love to read it :P


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:52 [#00097675]
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Yes YES >>>>>>>>>YESSSSSSSS

you forgot that one silly =)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:53 [#00097678]
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*begins writing immediately*

wanna edit?....ehhehe


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-22 23:53 [#00097680]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



Pardon me?


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:53 [#00097681]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



oh yeah ,

i want you to write the book too.

can you e-mail me a free print-out copy?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:53 [#00097682]
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BRAVO......well said =}

with that i think i'll take a shower now =]


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:54 [#00097684]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



i'll edit!


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:56 [#00097689]
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Damn, when it comes to talking about sex, everyone knows
exactly whats right and whats wrong...

but i bet, that when you get the chance, you don't give a
!@&*) #&$!$)&)@ about these rules, and just ride like the
wind...

( or not ofcourse )


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:56 [#00097690]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



here, let me give you my e-mail, so you can send me the
rough draft and i'll edit.
get a pen:

nobad69@tumyeto.com

:)

DON'T FORGET!!!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:59 [#00097691]
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Hmmm... I just logged in to see how everything was...and v5
has gone XXX

WTF???



 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 00:00 [#00097693]
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I never did.


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-23 00:01 [#00097694]
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and i didn't neither do it also but not this time


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-02-23 00:07 [#00097704]
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life revolves around sex.
if it weren't for humans naturally thinking about sex with
everything than we would be extinct.


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-23 00:08 [#00097707]
Points: 3 Status: Lurker



true....

i never thought of it that way



 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-23 00:09 [#00097710]
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but why are men more keen on reproducing than women are?

They have to worry about extinction as well!


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-23 00:13 [#00097719]
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i really don't know.

i think that's a question noone will ever be able to
answer...


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-02-23 00:14 [#00097720]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



They say men think about sex every 6 seconds.

What sort of man is that? If i spent all day thinking about
sex then i wouldnt be on this board, i'd be looking at porn.
PORN PORN PORN.

Feels good saying it like that.


 


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