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offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:19 [#00097364]
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all i could think about today was eating out and fucking.
i was about to even go skip 3rd period and do it in the
bathroom w/ some girl.

i have issues....


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:21 [#00097365]
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why didn't you skip class?


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:26 [#00097375]
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Sex in school bathrooms is awesome, especially if you don't
go to school anymore...


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:26 [#00097376]
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yes, but you could get caught. oh my.


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:29 [#00097381]
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that's why i didn't skip.

afraid of getting caught.

i've been in enough trouble at school already.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:30 [#00097382]
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But somehow, bathrooms are strangely unappeling yes? but its
a room with a lock, i guess. i like forrests better.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:30 [#00097383]
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God forbid something like that happens, you might get
suspended for a day or two. How awful. I a teacher
happened to walk in on me, id just say "Can't you tell I'm
busy" or something else like that. Then I'd get expelled.
But things like are why I did get expelled. But It was
fun...


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 21:30 [#00097384]
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sounds disgusting


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:32 [#00097386]
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forests give you the feel of bieng free, but you get like
twigs stuck up your ass and stuff.

thats not fun.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:32 [#00097387]
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I personaly prefer my bed, but it's just a suggestion...


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:33 [#00097388]
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Or try having a blanket at least...


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:33 [#00097389]
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disgusting...the sex in the bathroom, or the way he thinks.

good thing you didn't have sex in the bathroom. you should
doing something like that in the privacy of your own
home...maybe.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:34 [#00097392]
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Nice blankets arent that heavy to carry!



 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:34 [#00097393]
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i sorta like it when you feel like someones gonna walk in
and catch you.

it's bold and darring...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 21:34 [#00097394]
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I skip almost every class I have, I only go to about 40% of
them. But I NEVER get laid when I skip. I don't get laid
anymore at all. What a loss for the female race.


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:35 [#00097395]
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ive never had sex before.....im not going to
in a long
long
time
bah!


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:36 [#00097396]
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Lust for sex is just an biological primitive impulse, like
wanting to eat or something. funny people are so controlled
by it. its wash and go for guys anyway.......


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:36 [#00097398]
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sex is fun.

i like it.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:36 [#00097399]
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i need one of those "girlfriends" or whatever.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 21:37 [#00097400]
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Just masturbate, it works for me.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:38 [#00097401]
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i meant Funny ",". i didnt mean to be hard on amusing people


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:38 [#00097403]
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i wanted to eat someone out cause i've never done it
before.

can anyone tell me what it tastes like so i know what i'll
be getting myself into?


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:39 [#00097405]
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Obsession for sex amuses me like it amuses DirtyPriest. In a
way I think it's so pathetic that people are driven by it.
When I see a girl I like I don't undress them in my mind. I
think about what it would be like to be with them, not what
it would be like to be on them. God, why doesn't
mankind grow out of this crap already?


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:40 [#00097406]
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Its overrated really.


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:41 [#00097407]
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polishing the banister's fun, but it doesn't give you the
feel like, you know, sticking it in.


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:41 [#00097409]
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...........why the hell am i spending my time in this
thread?!


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 21:41 [#00097410]
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sounds disgusting


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:42 [#00097411]
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Lol phob, haha!

And ducksucker, even though I'm 13 and I could probably be
called hypocritical for saying this... Grow up.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-02-22 21:42 [#00097412]
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Wery much like "Fish".

i know it from ya momma! hahahaha. not really.

yes it is amusing!!! but the world becomes amusing, when you
take a distance to everything!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 21:42 [#00097413]
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Eating out a girl is overrated. It doesn't smell or taste
particularly good. But it can be fun, cuz they might go
insane if you're really good. coughIAMcough

I don't miss it, though, I was never a big fan of
cunnilingus.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:42 [#00097414]
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i'm much like you aperson. bonding at the mind is much more
important than bonding at the crotch for me. masturbation
gets boring after awhile.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 21:46 [#00097418]
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sounds disgusting all this. dont like sex.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 21:47 [#00097419]
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did i say that?


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:47 [#00097420]
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you all may talk amongst yourselves for a bit.

i'm going out to eat :)


 

offline aperson from Brentwood, TN (United States) on 2002-02-22 21:48 [#00097421]
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Lol phob! WHAT ARE YOU GAY? =D j/k


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-02-22 22:10 [#00097454]
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Wow, you peeps, im almost 22 and Ive never had
sex.........only with myself. HAHAAAA, you didn't expect
that didn't you !


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 22:10 [#00097455]
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*cough*


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 22:11 [#00097459]
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sex is not one of my major turn-ons at this point in life. i
can understand phobiazero.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 22:13 [#00097464]
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I have a monster sex drive when I have a girlfriend (once in
my life), but I have my libido totally in control at all
other times. Sex is overrated.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-02-22 22:15 [#00097470]
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I don't.....I wish sumone would castrate me


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 22:17 [#00097477]
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so you actually believed in what i said?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 22:21 [#00097487]
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hey, it's possible. some people are disgusted by sex, but
usually not enough to not have it.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-22 22:22 [#00097491]
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i'm sorry phobiazero, i have a tendency to take you
seriously all the time.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2002-02-22 22:24 [#00097494]
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u should. but not tonite.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-02-22 22:37 [#00097527]
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Sex is good, especially when it's done in a comfortable,
private place

It really sucks when your fuckin in the emergency stare well
of your local Sheridon Inn and two cops walk in on you... no
fun at all.


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:06 [#00097603]
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i'm back.

i think i'm so obsessed with sex cause i'm still considered
a teen, and i guess thas all us teens can think about...


 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:08 [#00097606]
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and does it taste like that sick school fish or crab legs
(yummy) or what kind of fish?



 

offline ducksucker from A Fiery Hell (United States) on 2002-02-22 23:11 [#00097610]
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any girls got any tips on how they like it done?

i gotta start practicing.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-02-22 23:22 [#00097630]
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Practive on an apple pie.


 

offline whitehead from Nicaragua on 2002-02-22 23:24 [#00097634]
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It tastes just like what it looks like...


 


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