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Personaly id like to hear him say "" what about you guys? |
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I really don't a have a desire to hear him say anything, but if I had to choose something for him to say it might be "hi" |
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"will you go out with me?" |
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"shake ya'ass, WATCH YOSELF!" |
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"e = mc hawking" |
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"how long can a voice computer really be funny?" |
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Old Skool Jungle Trax - Feat. MC Hawking |
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hey theres a rave going on around here, get out yer steers and queers! |
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I want him to do a duet with Beck on the Ghettochip malfunction emix of Hell Yes! "Ghmmghkrr gkmm gkrllll" "Yes" "Hi!" "I like your bass" "Your beat is nice" "Yeah that's it" "BIATCH!" |
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"I call it a hawking hole" |
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haha |
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I wish he'd just kick you in the face and then shit on you, rather than actually saying anything. |
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your my favorite member, i just want to let you know this |
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dog belch is good :) |
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"I sound like a robot lol" |
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haha |
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This is 2wice as funny at 1:45 AM |
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I was rubber johnny's stuntman |
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I believe you somehow. |
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i'd like to see him front a band called "Stephen and The Hawkings" |
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That joke isn't funny any more. |
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I can't work out your avatar at all |
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"Rewind, rewind The crowd is jumping as the beats come to an end Rewind the track and start over again Hands are in the air, there are lots of happy faces The beats take your body and mind to different places Don't let the groove stop, got to make the joint rock This set is designed to put your body in shock It's so funky you have to move your behind Now give a shout to the D.J. - Rewind! The people shout for more of that crazy rhythm They know what they want and you know what to give them This is what you do, put your finger to the wax Flick of the wrist and spin the needle back The track is so fresh it's almost finger-licking The bassline is tuff and the beats are kicking A better record it would be hard to find So give that shout to the D.J. - Rewind! Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back Now that you've got the knack, take it back Rocking a party is no easy matter The hands of the D.J. must select the right platter If he doesn't then it's fatal, and it makes me weep To see people on the dancefloor falling asleep So get up off your ass and move your feet to this track No excuses, don't refuse this, there's no room for the slack Go with the flow, 'cos it's a state of mind When you shout to the D.J. - Rewind! I like it best when the beats are naked The rhythm pumps and there's no way you can fake it Ah yeah, that's just the way I like things The show must be over before the fat lady sings So listen up everybody, get on the floor And give it up 'till you haven't got any more One more thing, could you be so kind As to shout to the D.J. - Rewind! Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back Rewind the track, spin the record and take it back" |
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"will someone change my nappy?" |
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haha! very funny "will the real stephen hawking please stand up.....oh...godamnit" |
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"can someboddy please help mee, my keyboard seeems to have jammmmmmmmed. Fuuuuck!" |
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"Fitter, happier, more productive..." |
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"I'M A FUCKING SPAZZY MONG!!!" It's funny. making fools of disabled people who could shit you intellectually for breakfast. fucking twat. |
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"come on you cunts, come on!!" |
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aww to bad you cant handle a bit of silly fun.and im not trying to make an idiot of him, it just so happens he sounds like r2d2 so im just trying to poke fun at the situation, and i wouldent think for a second that he is fool |
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"BAIBINBWWPONONVBONWOMOEDKNVKWSEDB IV SKDNLKVB SIV SWIE B!!K !!?!!?LKAVCNDKLV BK " |
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"This is great, my ALS has been cured." :-( |
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"Im taking control of the drum machine" |
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Rewind the track and start all over again. |
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"LOL......errr I mean 'ha ha'." |
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wtf |
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Jesus, quit it already. |
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as in, his computer voice box actually says "L O L" because that's what he typed...meh forget it. the sick sixth Sheikh's sixth sheep is sick o_O |
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Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics. |
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cuntyfuckywankface |
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"All your base are belong to me" ..............My lifelong dream is to hear him say that. |
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I used to use to pretend I was Stephen Hawking. You can even make him sing a song. |
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Haha. I love it. |
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"The earth is flat." |
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i wish he was cured too... : / |
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when was the last time he could actually speak? |
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according to wikipedia: He has used an electronic voice synthesizer to communicate since he had a tracheostomy in 1985 following a severe bout of pneumonia. |
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bloody hell this thread will never die! |
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