 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)big recycle ...and 678 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614121 Today 4 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
once there was a frog named darryl. one sunny friday afternoon, darryl went down to the corner store to pick up some beer, when suddenly... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
he decided to go home and talk about what had happened on the internet. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
out of nowhere there came a big butch frog with a leather cap on. "I like big butch frogs" said Darryl |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
a golden fish jumped onto him. atfirst darryl didnt know what was happening, but it all begun to make sense wen he saw spiderman behind the golden fish. it was right in that moment when... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
fuck |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when suddenly... he drank some of the beer then realised that frogs can only handle a small amount of alcohol. By that time it was too late and he slowly died in the sun... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
he made the worst thread in the history of messageboards and was forever banished by the grey frogs |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
just one night later, with a full moon hanging overhead, darryl rose from the grave.. by some dark twist of fate, he had become a zombie vampire frog bent on the destruction of the evil grey frogs. "tonight," he said, "tonight, i will have my revenge!" a bone chilling zombie vampire frog laugh echoed through the cold night air, as he headed off towards... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
daryl yelled "fav plus" in my face once |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
and "sticky plus" in my face twice |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Out of nowhere Drunken Mastah said "and "sticky plus" in my face twince". It was one for the books and the frog headed home. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
once he arrived home he found a penis and went to bed |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yes "twince" children, not "twice". You see the moral of this graphically racial novel is that even no matter how bad your grammer, you will always end up happy if you have beer like our good friend Frog. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
once upon a time there was a beautiful buy ugly old woman named ferdinandinand. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
It was actually recycle in disguise. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
A bear was wandering a campground. Clothes were strewn about the forrest floor in a new shade of red. Suddenly the bear eats a clown. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Someone, quick, make an entire classically worded novel using ever "regularly active" XLTRON?C member. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Shit, 23 members online and not a single post since mine? Come on, i know Im not that singled out. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
C'mon, this is rivetting... WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
A mouse farts and no one cares about this thread anymore becuase I stunk it up with rancid swift_jams |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
