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Shit the bed, my cheeks are hurting from laughter! |
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whoa. 72Mb is a bit too big for my supple line. |
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14% of R.Kelly... Will I manage to DL the whole thing before our technical services team spots the DL and cancels it. Well, it's a friday afternoon so there's a good chance I'll get away with it! :D |
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It's the full series that Elusive was on about ages ago... honestly each line is genius crap!! |
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You won't regret it Ceri. |
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I'm on 56k, so ohno. :( |
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anyway.. elusive was going on about a lot of things, most of which I couldn't recognise - what was/is this? |
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wow it's 20mins and all.. this one's going on the ipod till i get home. |
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It's R Kelly hiding in a closet singing about the most implausible story ever told. Each part was aired at different times like a soap opera and had the R&B community hanging off the edge of there seats.. |
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Is this some kind of allegory? |
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oh right ,so this isn't a pisstake of r kelly? I remember someone posting a thread about this song and how amazing it was. I forget who posted it though..... |
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Yes but in a nutty way. |
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is this joke one joke that lasts 20 minutes? |
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an i said bitch please! an she said sit down! an i said I'll stand up! an she said alright! an i said start explainin. an she said all right. an i said start talkin. an she said do you know so and so? an i said bitch no! ETC ETC ETC |
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The she cries out, 'Oh my goodness I'm about to cliii-max!' And I said, 'cool, climax... just let go my leg!' |
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you gotta be shitting me, are these actual lines? If so, I gotta download this. |
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73%... |
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yes! "shit. think. shit. think. shit. quick put me in the closet" |
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Tha was really good, "I'm about to cliiiimax" did generate genuine lolzors, as did "it was a man". I feel a bit clammy having watched it all though and endured quite so much vocal acrobatics and slushy sounds, I feel covered in R Kelly's climax. |
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haha! I need to re think every decision I've ever made, because of that cliiiiimax line. |
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I nearly regretted it when my sniggering made co-workers come and look at my screen when they were boneing, but it was so amusing that it was worth it. I genuinely thought it was a well done pastiche with re-edited vocals until I saw how long it was. I can't belive how funny that was, do you reckon he had any sense of irony about it, or is it meant to really be a touching 'day in the life' or R. Kelly? |
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this one weird shit |
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The "Parts 6 -10 Coming Soon" gave me a chill. Is this a first for Prog R'n'B? |
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"he said, 'I shoulda known you would do some bogey shit up in ma house'" LOL |
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I'm sure he's 100% serious! |
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hahaha!! |
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grief! I'm 7 minutes through and I had to take a breather. No wonder it was split in to smaller parts. It's too much for one sitting! You know that pain you get in your throat when you laugh or cry too much, I have it now from both. |
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I've been watching it on repeat for ages now.... I feel like having a good cry now. |
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"sneaking in and outta hotels i said brother spare me the details and rufus said hey chuck don't please say nothin else and then she screams rufus you son of a bitch and he says cathy go to hell i said i thought your name was mary thats what you said at the party" at this point I folded completely |
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This is genius. |
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ohmanohmanohman i cant wait to get home and see this. |
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haha, I'm at that bit now... |
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"and then she looked at me and said baby go deeper please and that's when i start goin crazy like i was tryin to give her a baby" christ I can't breathe! |
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The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I bust a vessel in my brain And she said please no dont stop And I said I caught a cramp And she said please keep on goin I said my leg is about to crack |
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haha man that was the crappest, funniest most surreal thing I've seen in ages! I don't suppose there's any chance that he's taking the piss with it? It's funnier if he thinks its a work of genius. |
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As gay_dad said, it's prog R&B. I don't believe he's taking the piss, I'm sure he believes this is magnificent! |
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Ah ambassador... with zeez gifts you are really zpoiling us. I'm going to show all my chums. |
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And it IS magnificent! |
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So this sounds like the equivilent of Tibbar leaving xlt. |
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haha this is absolutely brilliant. she screams rufus you son of a bitch, he said cathy "go to hell", I said I thought your man was married, That what you said at the party, Man this is getting scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody. |
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im downloading now, but I'm having trouble detecting whether or not I will enjoy this. |
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I was the same...but within the first minute you will be hooked by the high tension drama and laughs. |
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you have inspired me to watch it, here goes nothing! |
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I can't wait for chapters 6-10...the story, whilst offering some closure, is on a knife edge at the moment. |
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y'alls whack that shit's genius but i dunno how he can make 6-10 interesting all i'm saying is someone better get fuckin shot |
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fucking awesome |
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I try my best to quiCKLY PUT IT ON VIIIIBRAAATOOOOOOR |
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it's kind of like being trapped in an elevator, what could be worse than that? and now the light's gone out, it's pitch black in the elevator, what could be worse? oh no, somebody puked in here! what could be worse indeed? and that's why i left r. kelly's closet after about 45 seconds... sorry about that. |
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Fucking genius. |
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