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offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:06 [#01656571]
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Shit the bed, my cheeks are hurting from laughter!

Our Kelly


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-08 09:10 [#01656583]
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whoa. 72Mb is a bit too big for my supple line.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-07-08 09:13 [#01656589]
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14% of R.Kelly...

Will I manage to DL the whole thing before our technical
services team spots the DL and cancels it. Well, it's a
friday afternoon so there's a good chance I'll get away with
it! :D


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:14 [#01656590]
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It's the full series that Elusive was on about ages ago...

honestly each line is genius crap!!



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:14 [#01656593]
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You won't regret it Ceri.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-08 09:17 [#01656597]
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I'm on 56k, so ohno. :(


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:18 [#01656599]
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8 (


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-07-08 09:19 [#01656601]
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anyway.. elusive was going on about a lot of things, most of
which I couldn't recognise - what was/is this?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-08 09:21 [#01656604]
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wow it's 20mins and all.. this one's going on the ipod till
i get home.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:22 [#01656605]
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It's R Kelly hiding in a closet singing about the most
implausible story ever told. Each part was aired at
different times like a soap opera and had the R&B community
hanging off the edge of there seats..


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-08 09:25 [#01656606]
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Is this some kind of allegory?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-07-08 09:27 [#01656607]
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oh right ,so this isn't a pisstake of r kelly?

I remember someone posting a thread about this song and how
amazing it was. I forget who posted it though.....


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:32 [#01656610]
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Yes but in a nutty way.



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-07-08 09:33 [#01656615]
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is this joke one joke that lasts 20 minutes?


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-07-08 09:48 [#01656641]
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an i said bitch please! an she said sit down! an i said I'll
stand up! an she said alright! an i said start explainin. an
she said all right. an i said start talkin. an she said do
you know so and so? an i said bitch no! ETC ETC ETC


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:51 [#01656650]
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The she cries out, 'Oh my goodness
I'm about to cliii-max!'
And I said, 'cool, climax...
just let go my leg!'


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-08 09:53 [#01656653]
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you gotta be shitting me, are these actual lines? If so, I
gotta download this.


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 09:54 [#01656655]
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73%...


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 09:57 [#01656661]
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yes!

"shit. think.
shit. think.
shit. quick put me in the closet"



 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-08 09:58 [#01656663]
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Tha was really good, "I'm about to cliiiimax" did generate
genuine lolzors, as did "it was a man". I feel a bit clammy
having watched it all though and endured quite so much vocal
acrobatics and slushy sounds, I feel covered in R Kelly's
climax.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:03 [#01656672]
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haha! I need to re think every decision I've ever made,
because of that cliiiiimax line.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-07-08 10:05 [#01656675]
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I nearly regretted it when my sniggering made
co-workers come and look at my screen when they were
boneing, but it was so amusing that it was worth it.

I genuinely thought it was a well done pastiche with
re-edited vocals until I saw how long it was. I can't belive
how funny that was, do you reckon he had any sense of irony
about it, or is it meant to really be a touching 'day in the
life' or R. Kelly?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-07-08 10:06 [#01656677]
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this one weird shit


 

offline gay_dad from 5 go mad in Dorset (Chile) on 2005-07-08 10:07 [#01656680]
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The "Parts 6 -10 Coming Soon" gave me a chill. Is this a
first for Prog R'n'B?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-07-08 10:08 [#01656682]
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"he said, 'I shoulda known
you would do some bogey shit
up in ma house'"

LOL


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:12 [#01656687]
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I'm sure he's 100% serious!



 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:13 [#01656690]
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hahaha!!


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:15 [#01656696]
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grief! I'm 7 minutes through and I had to take a breather.
No wonder it was split in to smaller parts. It's too much
for one sitting! You know that pain you get in your throat
when you laugh or cry too much, I have it now from both.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:17 [#01656700]
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I've been watching it on repeat for ages now.... I feel
like having a good cry now.


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:23 [#01656708]
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"sneaking in and outta hotels
i said brother spare me the details
and rufus said hey chuck don't please say nothin else
and then she screams rufus you son of a bitch
and he says cathy go to hell
i said i thought your name was mary
thats what you said at the party"

at this point I folded completely


 

offline staz on 2005-07-08 10:23 [#01656709]
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This is genius.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-08 10:24 [#01656710]
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ohmanohmanohman i cant wait to get home and see this.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:24 [#01656712]
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haha, I'm at that bit now...


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:28 [#01656720]
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"and then she looked at me
and said baby go deeper please
and that's when i start goin crazy
like i was tryin to give her a baby"

christ I can't breathe!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:30 [#01656728]
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The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:37 [#01656738]
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haha man that was the crappest, funniest most surreal thing
I've seen in ages! I don't suppose there's any chance that
he's taking the piss with it? It's funnier if he thinks its
a work of genius.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2005-07-08 10:41 [#01656743]
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As gay_dad said, it's prog R&B. I don't believe he's taking
the piss, I'm sure he believes this is magnificent!


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:51 [#01656749]
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Ah ambassador... with zeez gifts you are really zpoiling
us.

I'm going to show all my chums.


 

offline xceque on 2005-07-08 10:51 [#01656750]
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And it IS magnificent!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-08 10:57 [#01656755]
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So this sounds like the equivilent of Tibbar leaving xlt.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-07-08 11:03 [#01656762]
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haha this is absolutely brilliant.

she screams rufus you son of a bitch,
he said cathy "go to hell",
I said I thought your man was married,
That what you said at the party,
Man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody.



 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-08 11:08 [#01656765]
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im downloading now, but I'm having trouble detecting whether
or not I will enjoy this.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-07-08 11:11 [#01656771]
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I was the same...but within the first minute you will be
hooked by the high tension drama and laughs.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-07-08 11:13 [#01656773]
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you have inspired me to watch it, here goes nothing!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-07-08 11:23 [#01656790]
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I can't wait for chapters 6-10...the story, whilst offering
some closure, is on a knife edge at the moment.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-07-08 11:55 [#01656826]
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y'alls whack that shit's genius

but i dunno how he can make 6-10 interesting

all i'm saying is someone better get fuckin shot


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-08 12:08 [#01656849]
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fucking awesome


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-07-08 12:23 [#01656872]
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I try my best to quiCKLY PUT IT ON VIIIIBRAAATOOOOOOR


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-07-08 12:54 [#01656892]
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it's kind of like being trapped in an elevator, what could
be worse than that?

and now the light's gone out, it's pitch black in the
elevator, what could be worse?

oh no, somebody puked in here! what could be worse indeed?

and that's why i left r. kelly's closet after about 45
seconds...

sorry about that.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-07-08 13:45 [#01656969]
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Fucking genius.


 


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