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I was happily splashing away in the bath when the time came to get serious and wash my face. I made up a fine lather of tesco's finest exfoliating scrub and gently rubbed it in small circular motions on my face and neck. I then rinsed with warm water and got some in my eye: O_< (the bottle didn't say anything about closing your eyes while you do this). I reached for the towel on the bath room floor, first placing my hands on the cat and my shoe, and grabbed it quickly to dry my eye. Instead of the soothing warmth of the towel I had what can only be described as a crunch (and maybe a scream) from the octofreak. I had half a spider on my towel and half a spider in my soapy eye. I dropped the towel (the cat ate that half of the spider btw) and washed the spider into the bath then jumped out and showerd and scrubbed myself for about an hour! |
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Woah |
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thats nothing, i gurotted a fly once with some thread |
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oh. my. god. |
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uh huh |
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post pics |
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Not the spider, but just you in the bathtub. |
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ahhhhhhhhhhh ove done that before. it gives you a good freak-out! i hate getting things in my eyes. if theres anything that scares me its losing my sight from something touching my eyeball. or eyeballs in general. p.s. - i love playing in the shower before i seriously wash up too. |
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Just to piss you off I'm going to let you know that I genuinly do have some but I'm not going to show you |
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WOW! I was going to tell a story of my mate and his first sexual experience and a fly fanny hellipad but I won't bother |
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:D! |
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eeeewwww spider's are revolting little bastards |
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Do you have that other picture for me ;) |
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go for it jivver. that would make my day. |
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nah It's that fake one. The guy I knew with the genuine one has buggerd off, the other guy was telling fibs =op |
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The bastards :D You'll have to send me a different one then :D |
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whoah.. reminds me of getting those small bugs in the eyes and then you can feel them struggling to get out, but in the end they're just gone. I hope my body takes care of it somehow, or else I got lots of dead mini-bugs behind my eyes... |
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I'll tell you a bit.... My mate was 15, he was with his girlfriend in a field and it was a boiling hot summers day. Both had drunk their fare share of a 2 Litre bottle of white lightning and... |
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Mastah, thats a sick thought. something chris cunningham could make a sweet muisc video out of. |
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Do we have to send you stuff to hear the rest? |
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dionaea eyes |
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They were kissing and getting really excited, his girlfriend took off her knickers and laid further back in the hay then.... |
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it's a rather regular occurrence... |
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GET ON WITH IT! |
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yeah but imagine all those little tiny bugs (still alive) crawling around behind your eyes, swarming, squishing, breeding. ita little wierd. ther e was a girl in indie who had a severe case of tapeworms. they had got everywhere in here body and were growing inside of her eyes too! |
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Ha Ha! My mate didn't know what to do.... He'd seen things in magazines but wasn't quite sure. He drunkenly kissed his way down to.... |
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too late, i've gone all flacid, don't bother. |
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I was reading p0g0s first post and got as far as "bath". At which point I fainted. |
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*drives a car packed with explosives into the 'omg-pogo-in-a-bath-picsplz-lollll' bandwagon* |
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what's a tapeworm? |
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The largest tapeworms can be 20m or longer. sick! (sorry for ruining your girly thread with a picture of something manky, pOgO) |
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a nasty little parasitic work that you can get from drinking bad water that is dirty. google it. its very nasty. and it conitues to grow if youre infected, some are like 50 feet long inside of people all wrapped up inside thier organs. redrum - *drives a car packed with explosives into the 'omg-pogo-in-a-bath-picsplz-lollll' bandwagon* that is hilarious. i would love to see someone get distracted my something when driving a car of explosives and crash into it! |
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oh dear |
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also, I heard that Posterior to the scolex, they have one or more proglottids. true story! |
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my thoughts almost EXACTLY, but i read the rest like Pogo in a bath, ohhhh she is getting hotter asa the years go by |
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Thats nothing. An ex girlfriend once accidentally put a cigarette out in my eye. If anyone asks how it was accidental, it was because we were both stoned, and as I was taking a drag from my cigarette, she quickly reached over to hug me. That was going to be a good party too. Fucked up the rest of my night. |
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aww shit, did you temporarily go blind? I think I'd opt out for the spider if I had to choose between the two. |
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No... luckily I closed my eyelid quickly... but a few of the cinders actually came in contact with my eyeball, but it was the white part. I didn't go blind, but it hurt like fuck to keep open, so I just stayed in a dark room for the rest of the night. It took a few days for the pain to go away tho. |
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*inserts spider into eye* |
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Yesterday I was playing videogames like usual (laying on the floor since I have no furniture) when a spider ran near, then hid again for awhile. I moved back 3 feet and kept playing videogames albeit feeling rather squirmish. Luckily I saw it run out way to the right from that wider angle. It was the fastest running spider I have ever seen. In fact I think it teleports short distances instead of runs. By that time I already had a clear cup ready to catch it so was making my move... but then a second spider came in basically the same path as the first, about 1/3 the size of the first. The first was now near the door crack and the second got near the first until he was pretty much right next to him. THEN the big one instantaneously, after a moments thought (sounds like an oxymoron but it works), attacked the small one and you could HEAR it. It sounded like a quick hiss and I was like "..holy shit" I don't know if that was the sound of its fangs or some sort of vocal hiss. The small one though wasn't injured at all and got the hint and went the other way. Well the first one headed into a small little hole by the door, which meant "..fuck..", he could appear again anytime anywhere by teleport no less to inject me with his noise making fangs. I caught the smaller one, almost getting away once and then performing a disappearing sleight-of-hand/hairy leg, making me think he wasn't in the cup when he really was. And when you're holding a cup you think a spider is in and then don't see the spider your first instinct is to drop the cup and run like hell and shake all your limbs since it's probably crawling on you. Luckily it ultimately failed in fooling me (it was hiding toward the top where the piece of paper met with the cup. I usually let them outside but these were little fang hissing bastards so I went to flush him, for which I now feel remorse (black widows and recluses get flushed though, I don't fuck with them). But when I went to the... *to be continued!!* |
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Spiders make hissing noises... as far as I know thats normal. They also make high pitched sounds that we can't hear when they are in trouble... I used to have to do that four or five times a day in my last place. This place is luckily, mostly spider free. One of the creepiest sounds I know is hearing a spider crawl along a poster. It amplifies the sound of their legs hitting the paper, and makes a bunch of really fast clicking sounds... |
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"the wacky misadventures of w M w": chapter 11 continued ...toilet I saw a THIRD spider climbing up the wall (repeatedly and then falling down repeatedly.) Well I put the first into the toilet and captured that third (quite big but couldn't tell if it was the same species as that first hissing one- it didn't seem as fast but looked fairly similar based on my limited observation of the first) pretty easily and flushed them both. I commited TWO murders. Meanwhile I was still worried about the one that went into that hole. Desperate to do something about it I quickly chewed some bubblegum I had, then bit off a piece and shoved it into the whole (with a pen no less, I'm not sticking my fingers anywhere near it). It didn't really serve as the cement-like material I hoped and had trouble sticking in there well. Luckily I found nearby pebbles kicked in from the door and so added them which helped a lot. As a matter of fact, everytime I pushed the gum in with the pen the gum just stuck to the pen, thus pulling it out again. So I had to get another long thing but didn't want to wreck another pen. I used half of a clothespin since I have a three life supply of them. Using the clothespin half AND the pen did the trick. Hmm... I would also like to add in reply to acccidentally putting a spider in your eye that I once had bare feet and went to turn on the hose and accidentally stepped on a dead rat. How did these traumatic events shape w M w's psyche in the years to come? This will be the subject of the next chapter. |
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Spiders have "I'm in trouble" calls? I thought they just had "I'm gonna kill you" calls. Insects are the most brutal creatures on this planet, qrter's mom being the only known exception. They'll lay a larvae on your back while you're still alive so they can eat you without even thinking twice about it. Speaking of sounds we can't hear I once saw a book that showed ultraviolet pictures of flowers, many of which have interesting patterns beneath (above?) their ordinary (shorter wavelength) colors meant to attract YAKS and also sometimes bees. |
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I'm going for first place "thoughest" poster. Damn I ruined it with this comment. |
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r.i.p. spider |
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I don't think its a call for help, I think its more of a sound that predators might hear and be scared by if a spider is about to be eaten... |
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you lead such an interesting life. Can't wait for chapter 2. Pogo- the day i squashed a moth. fucking hell. The whole story reminded me of Mr. Garrison's novel. It was a strong penis, a healthy glistening penis. |
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As I was leaving work one night, I wanted to walk through the grass before getting into my car because I had grease on the soles of my shoes. well, I was sort of in a hurry, so as I jogged into the grass, before I had a chance to slow down (couldn't even see it), I went face first into a giant spider web. This thing was big enough to wrap around my head like a tortilla, and my first reaction was to drop what I was carrying and run like jim carrey in 'me, myself and Irene.' in other words, I was brushing my hands over my entire body trying to rid myself of whatever 8-legged hitchhikers I may have picked up, while running like a little girl. that night I had a dream that giant pink/red web-dwelling tarantula-like spiders were infesting my house, and in my dream their favorite snack was human flesh. |
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Yes. Yes it was |
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