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I just killed a spider with my eye
 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-30 04:25 [#01648672]
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LoL, i'm starting to think you're nicer than me...


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-30 10:24 [#01648906]
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haha, that's a great story... you are definately the
"thoughest" poster here. :)


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 11:10 [#01648951]
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Simply amazing. This is one of my truly favorite parts about
XLTronic mb, is when people share life storys that contain
some sort of emotion. happy, scared, crazy, sad, angry. its
all worth reading.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-30 11:28 [#01649003]
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did you like my story?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-06-30 11:34 [#01649010]
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My cat frequently eats spiders and dead june bugs and they
make a very loud crunching sound.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-30 11:34 [#01649012]
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good grief man. spiders are not insects. and then to think i
respected you so much for your wisdom/general knowledge of
many things.

killing spiders, then calling them insects. you suck.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-30 11:36 [#01649020]
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a spiders natural habitat is certainly not in my house. and
i have every right to tell it so.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-30 11:39 [#01649025]
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I just can't describe what I'm feeling right now


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-30 11:42 [#01649031]
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a very small penis?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-30 11:46 [#01649036]
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if you're offering


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 11:47 [#01649037]
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excellent! pwn3d
Zypher - i liked all of them. Yours the most though ;). Just
kidding. But seriously.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-06-30 11:56 [#01649051]
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Hi hoss!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-06-30 12:06 [#01649056]
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hi smelly! :P


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-30 17:10 [#01649299]
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I liked your story, but I mostly only mention this to
reciprocate your liking of my story. If we keep up this
unconditional mutual positive review spree we can go
places.

J198: pff, what.. are you now going to say that lobsters
aren't insects either? Study some taxonomy. Parrots are
insects too because they are lobsters; "unilobsters".


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 17:27 [#01649316]
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the insect commonly known to many as a "daddy long legs"
which most people think are spiders, are indeed not. they
are beetles. the two front appendages often mistaken for
legs are atually antannae. believe it or not this is
actually one of the deadliest insects on the world, only its
fangs are too small to bite humans, thus cases of
daddylonglegs bites are never reported.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-30 17:32 [#01649327]
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swift_jams: hehhehe, you make me laugh. :D

wMw: as usual I feel your judgement on this matter is spot
on. I do not expect any mutual positive review for this, but
your narrative-style posting is one of the few things that
keeps me coming back to this board again and again. NEVER
CHANGE!


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 17:34 [#01649331]
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i never said anything funny. but thank you. mabey its the
freak-beak of a nose that i posses. what a crazy nose!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-30 17:42 [#01649338]
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"Just kidding. But seriously." = laughter


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 17:44 [#01649343]
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its from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. With actor Ben
Stiller. He goes up to the chicks house and hes all like
"You're fired! Just kidding, but seriously!"


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-06-30 17:53 [#01649351]
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Ben Stiller is hilarious. Remember in Along Came Polly when
they were playing street basketball (Ive got a GREAT story
about this) and the fat guy goes like "Iceman!" and he tries
to dunk but misses and slams into the fence. Anyways me and
my friend love bsaketball but we think AND1 mixtapes are
hilarious. So him and me go to downtown parks and we are
white so we do all this crazy shit and try to do dunnks but
we spin and roll the ball like the Harlem Globetrotters and
the AND1 guys. So we are doing all this crazy stuff being
like "come one nigga what you got" and shooting these crazy
shots like backwards while running from all the way across
the court ( i did that 2 times and made it :D !!!! ) and all
these people are gathering around and staring, aminly black
people. It was great. So him and me are thinking about
getting a videocamera and actually filmin thisd stuff ( we
have gottn really good at loads of "trick shots" i could
take any of you here in b-ball) and we are going to make a
movie and im going to make hiphopsounding music with FL and
all that and it will be so hilarious seing two scrawny white
kids do all this stuff. Im glad i brought this up!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-30 22:16 [#01649458]
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oh, haha. I haven't seen that. the basketball scene in along
came polly was funny too.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-07-01 02:36 [#01649535]
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I knew that!

But I thought it was that the teeth were not strong enough
to peirce the skin as apposed to not big enough. Either way
we're lucky =o\


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 02:44 [#01649548]
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I know it's a bit late, but can I congratulate you on
killing that most disgusting of insects (arachnids if your
going to be pedantic).


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-07-01 02:52 [#01649556]
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Thank you!

I plan to make the world a better place


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 02:58 [#01649566]
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my hero 8D.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 03:35 [#01649625]
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Yo mush just found the new Clutch album online if you wants
a link. Mail me or summat


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2005-07-01 03:56 [#01649645]
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you should feel a little bit gulty for the poor spider who
probably was simply in love with you... crunched in 2
pieces... and one in your cat's stomach (now isn't there
more i suppose).

8-)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-07-01 04:10 [#01649657]
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i hope it wasnt a pregnant spider, otherwise you could have
pushed some spider eggs into your eyelid and they could be
hatching any minute now :D


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-07-01 04:28 [#01649672]
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Yes please!



 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 04:43 [#01649694]
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Alright then mail me spaz cause I dunno if you're on gmail
or what.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-01 04:43 [#01649695]
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(and I ain't giving this link to everyone it's far too
tasty)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-07-01 04:48 [#01649704]
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gmail me

pogogoloco@gmail.com =o)

I'll grab it when I go home

Gave your mum some links to check out last night too,
mandmsports.com (clothes) and aquarterof.co.uk (sweets)

you should check the clothes one out, it's damn cheap =o)


 


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