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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-21 10:56 [#01639513]
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My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals.
Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see
pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge,
distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each
year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her
and touch her inflated belly. It's great!

(spotted on metafilter)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2005-06-21 10:58 [#01639519]
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How bizzare indeed.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-21 11:20 [#01639531]
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O_o

o_o


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-06-21 11:24 [#01639536]
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:O


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-21 11:25 [#01639539]
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:-O

:-]


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-21 11:29 [#01639543]
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"...and I very like to observe her and touch her inflated
belly" whilst cumming across it


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 11:30 [#01639544]
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that made me laugh at loud.

Considering my shit website, it's not surprising I laughed
out loud at that. My humour is really bad.

"Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see
pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge,
distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each
year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her
and touch her inflated belly."

hahaha. ahem.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-21 11:34 [#01639551]
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oh man, what a SLUT!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 11:40 [#01639561]
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I believe this is the best webite on the internets.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-21 11:42 [#01639564]
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i think i'm going to vomit. i don't know why, but this is
really gross for some reason.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-21 12:17 [#01639584]
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ODD....


Attached picture

 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-21 12:18 [#01639586]
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:-D lol


 

offline uzim on 2005-06-21 12:59 [#01639638]
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what the fuck...


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-06-21 13:00 [#01639644]
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haha..definately what the fuck


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-21 14:02 [#01639772]
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pregnancy is kewl looking!

anyway, my male guinea pig looks kind of like one on the
page, maybe he should lose weight


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-21 14:07 [#01639779]
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this is disconcerting.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 14:08 [#01639781]
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I wish there was more writing. That's the best bloody bit. I
couldn't care less about pictures of naked cows with bloated
bellies, I want more engRish!


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-06-21 14:29 [#01639801]
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this is not even perverted, it`s aaaaaaah!!!

i read such stories like news from another planet.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-21 14:31 [#01639803]
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i think i'm going to vomit. i don't know why, but this
is
really gross for some reason.


..I think I know the reason... IT'S FUCKING GROSS, that's
why!


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-06-21 14:35 [#01639807]
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pregnancy is not gross, it`s this guy attitude


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-21 14:39 [#01639814]
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the context makes it gross, yes.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-21 14:39 [#01639815]
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well, yes, that was what I was talking about. and the fact
that those pictures are taken by him on his sick little
quest makes the pictures sick by association.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-21 14:40 [#01639816]
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I think anything can be gross if you imagine a guy on the
internet jacking off over it.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-21 14:46 [#01639829]
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you just ruined all porn ever!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-06-21 14:47 [#01639830]
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"Considering my shit website, it's not surprising I laughed
out loud at that. My humour is really bad. "

i think i've seen that response in another thread - has
someone here hurt you ?


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-06-21 14:50 [#01639839]
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a guy jacking off over, let`s say, a deck of cards, is not
gross at all.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-06-21 14:53 [#01639843]
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*goes permaflacid*


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 14:54 [#01639845]
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Yes, I was very shocked and deeply hurt by i_x_ten's
feelings towards my witty, informative and simply beautiful
website. I spent many sober moons avidly writing down its
astounding content.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-21 15:16 [#01639878]
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I spent many sober moons avidly writing down its
astounding content.


Many moons? Avidly? What are you, an Apache warrior with a
thesaurus?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 15:24 [#01639897]
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I thought it rolled off the tongue rather beautifully
myself. I am upset that you don't agree. :-(


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-21 15:33 [#01639912]
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shut up carrot bench (your alter ego)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-06-21 16:47 [#01640031]
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a guy jacking off over, let`s say, a deck of cards, is
not
gross at all.


That's because a deck of cards is not all squishy and
disgusting like pregnancy.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-21 16:48 [#01640034]
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lets all go fuck a dog now!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-06-21 22:31 [#01640214]
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I wish I could have captured my WTF/LOL face when I viewed
that site, for it would have rivalled the great 'Pomme de
terre'

_gvarek_:

"i read such stories like news from another planet."

that made me laugh out loud, because that's basically the
same vibe I got from it! :D


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-06-21 22:35 [#01640215]
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"The woman is rubbing belly of pregnant pig. I jealous!"

You fucked in head.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-21 22:50 [#01640216]
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is it just me or did this picture give you guys a
hard-on too??


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-06-21 22:52 [#01640217]
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I'm pretty sure it's just you........


 


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