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The mystery of porn, reveals a mystical dimension hidden within the physical world. Slow-Mo Cumshots = Transcendental aesthetic |
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interesting...where do you get these Slow-Mo cumshots from? I often find I need to use Windows Movie Maker on clips to slow them down. The way in which the bodily fluid flows down the face of a disbelieving mistress is somewhat artistic, thinkest thou not? Katharsis even... ...bob |
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you are a disgusting sad sad sad sad sad child, get out and get a life. |
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bob what? |
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ah I knew that would get your attention McBob :D amazing how a simple 'bob' attracted you to this thread rather than the title word of 'porn' |
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dude its kinda weird when you talk about kinky sex and then drop my name in there... |
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he's desperate, all day at school he's been going on about you. |
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I find your avatar sexy <3 and I diodnt mean to type out your name, much like many people don't mean to scream out their mistresses' name whilst having sex with the wife. |
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why me? what did i do? |
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that what you get for being nice to vermin. |
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im sure im supposed to know the answer to this question already, but - how many people here on xlt goes to school with you? |
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STAY ONTOPIC! |
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STRAPONCOCKFISTING |
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MONOID! |
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interesting....yet how is it related to slow-mo cumshots? |
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please answer my previous question |
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Some company, whose name I've forgotten, has done a bullet time cumshot. Awesome. I need to see that. |
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there is no mystery. just business, dirtyness and hormones. |
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mhmm... hormones... *drool* |
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and love occasionally |
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bah, love? the mystery of porn? |
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Porn is not as good as it used to be, when i was a lad it was one tape per town and it had mythical qualities; you would have to wait for your parents to go to bed and wack it in the tape player for the best 3 and a half minutes of your life. Nowadays everyone has about 2GB's of porn and it's all ultra-hardcore beastiality crap! The magic has gone! just like christmas! |
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i dont watch any porn that has boys in it |
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You can't have porn without a cock in it! |
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lesbian porn? |
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you "can" obviously but its never as good, lesbo porn gets boring after a while |
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only 2: CS2x and unfortunately Delerious Weasel. I hope this won't cause you to prejudice against me. |
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speak for yourself |
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well what about for the straight ladies? Lesbian porn loses some appeal in that respect. |
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woah. deja vu. I have said that... before.... ooo... |
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to be honest I'm not really into analysing the "ins" and "outs" of porn. |
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ha ha ha |
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my good friend CS2x and some loser who never talks to anyone who is called Xeron but we never really interact and I found Xltronic by chance rather than being properly introduced to it. Anyway, that's irrelevant. rustic : "You can't have porn without a cock in it!" *what about a woman and a hermaphrodite woman? |
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and suddenly the tone of this thread has dropped even further. I wonder why? Vermin :< |
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DW: you sure seem to be popular. ;) |
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Your proposition troubles me |
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stop calling me vermin you fake latino swine! you don't even drink tequila, you drink orange juice!! I wrote a poem just for you : Roses are red Violets are blue Xeron I dislike you and your tequila too thanks walnut, you inspired me. |
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pleasure. |
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if youre bored with lesbians, try scat lesbians. girls eating shit, mhhh. allways soemthing diferent eh ? |
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I can't believe your actually pleased you helped it. You'll get cyberfleas. Ask dog_belch he knows. Anyway I refuse to get drawn into an argument with vermin so..... |
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dog belch has cyber fleas? he must have caught them off vermin, though i didn't know there was any on the board o_O |
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oh... I thought he meant he was inspired by me to be popular.... in an ironic way. Well, me dumb. |
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btw, shit rhymes with git and fuckwit if you ever need it for future romantic compositions. |
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I'm not really a poetical person, but thanks nonetheless. |
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I like Sandra Shine |
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haha Transcendental aesthetic... you should read Paul Schrader's book on Transcendental film style... |
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I like DUBturbo |
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