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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-06-14 03:59 [#01632099]
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The mystery of porn, reveals a mystical dimension hidden within the physical world. Slow-Mo Cumshots = Transcendental aesthetic
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 05:32 [#01632206]
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interesting...where do you get these Slow-Mo cumshots from?
I often find I need to use Windows Movie Maker on clips to slow them down. The way in which the bodily fluid flows down the face of a disbelieving mistress is somewhat artistic, thinkest thou not? Katharsis even...
...bob
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 05:39 [#01632213]
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you are a disgusting sad sad sad sad sad child, get out and get a life.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 05:40 [#01632215]
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bob what?
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 05:42 [#01632220]
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ah I knew that would get your attention McBob :D
amazing how a simple 'bob' attracted you to this thread rather than the title word of 'porn'
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 05:45 [#01632222]
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dude its kinda weird when you talk about kinky sex and then drop my name in there...
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 05:47 [#01632225]
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he's desperate, all day at school he's been going on about you.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 05:47 [#01632226]
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I find your avatar sexy <3
and I diodnt mean to type out your name, much like many people don't mean to scream out their mistresses' name whilst having sex with the wife.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 05:49 [#01632228]
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why me? what did i do?
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 05:50 [#01632229]
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that what you get for being nice to vermin.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 05:54 [#01632232]
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im sure im supposed to know the answer to this question already, but - how many people here on xlt goes to school with you?
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-06-14 08:16 [#01632275]
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STAY ONTOPIC!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-14 08:20 [#01632277]
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STRAPONCOCKFISTING
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2005-06-14 08:23 [#01632280]
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MONOID!
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 08:31 [#01632290]
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interesting....yet how is it related to slow-mo cumshots?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 08:32 [#01632293]
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please answer my previous question
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 08:34 [#01632295]
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Some company, whose name I've forgotten, has done a bullet time cumshot. Awesome. I need to see that.
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uzim
on 2005-06-14 08:54 [#01632307]
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there is no mystery. just business, dirtyness and hormones.
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 09:11 [#01632314]
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-06-14 09:15 [#01632315]
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mhmm... hormones... *drool*
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Refund
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2005-06-14 09:16 [#01632318]
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and love occasionally
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 09:17 [#01632319]
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bah, love? the mystery of porn?
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rustic
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:34 [#01632328]
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Porn is not as good as it used to be, when i was a lad it was one tape per town and it had mythical qualities; you would have to wait for your parents to go to bed and wack it in the tape player for the best 3 and a half minutes of your life.
Nowadays everyone has about 2GB's of porn and it's all ultra-hardcore beastiality crap! The magic has gone! just like christmas!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-14 09:36 [#01632332]
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i dont watch any porn that has boys in it
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rustic
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:37 [#01632333]
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You can't have porn without a cock in it!
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:39 [#01632334]
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lesbian porn?
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rustic
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:40 [#01632336]
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you "can" obviously but its never as good, lesbo porn gets boring after a while
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:41 [#01632338]
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only 2: CS2x and unfortunately Delerious Weasel.
I hope this won't cause you to prejudice against me.
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:42 [#01632339]
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speak for yourself
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 09:45 [#01632342]
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well what about for the straight ladies? Lesbian porn loses some appeal in that respect.
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 09:47 [#01632344]
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woah. deja vu. I have said that... before.... ooo...
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 09:48 [#01632345]
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to be honest I'm not really into analysing the "ins" and "outs" of porn.
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 09:54 [#01632353]
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ha ha ha
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 10:10 [#01632369]
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my good friend CS2x and some loser who never talks to anyone who is called Xeron but we never really interact and I found Xltronic by chance rather than being properly introduced to it. Anyway, that's irrelevant.
rustic : "You can't have porn without a cock in it!" *what about a woman and a hermaphrodite woman?
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 10:12 [#01632371]
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and suddenly the tone of this thread has dropped even further. I wonder why?
Vermin :<
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 10:13 [#01632372]
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DW: you sure seem to be popular. ;)
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-06-14 10:15 [#01632374]
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Your proposition troubles me
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 10:21 [#01632389]
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stop calling me vermin you fake latino swine! you don't even drink tequila, you drink orange juice!! I wrote a poem just for you :
Roses are red Violets are blue Xeron I dislike you and your tequila too
thanks walnut, you inspired me.
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 10:24 [#01632392]
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pleasure.
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Opto
on 2005-06-14 10:26 [#01632394]
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if youre bored with lesbians, try scat lesbians. girls eating shit, mhhh. allways soemthing diferent eh ?
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Xeron
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 10:26 [#01632395]
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I can't believe your actually pleased you helped it. You'll get cyberfleas. Ask dog_belch he knows. Anyway I refuse to get drawn into an argument with vermin so.....
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 10:28 [#01632398]
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dog belch has cyber fleas? he must have caught them off vermin, though i didn't know there was any on the board o_O
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 10:28 [#01632399]
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oh... I thought he meant he was inspired by me to be popular.... in an ironic way. Well, me dumb.
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Walnut
from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-14 10:30 [#01632400]
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btw, shit rhymes with git and fuckwit if you ever need it for future romantic compositions.
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-06-14 10:30 [#01632403]
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I'm not really a poetical person, but thanks nonetheless.
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2005-06-14 11:27 [#01632532]
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I like Sandra Shine
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-14 12:30 [#01632676]
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haha Transcendental aesthetic... you should read Paul Schrader's book on Transcendental film style...
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dethpeel
on 2013-03-23 07:47 [#02452444]
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I like DUBturbo
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