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Watch me everyone! *does a twirl* Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aah!! Boom shaka laka! lol |
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yeah... |
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Damn, I own this messageboard. |
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s-wheat! yes!! |
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huhhaahahaa! do it again ian! |
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Where did you get that Charles D. Ward avatar? |
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-boycott- |
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boycott |
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hey. |
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mr w M w's twirl was quite facinating, eh ? |
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At Emplant Media, we pride ourselves at our cutting edge take on pop culture. In this day and age where people are demanding whatever they want, isn't it comforting to know that there is an alternative? Join the boycott boycott. Or we will kill you. Emplant Media. Moving toward the future, moving toward the end. |
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i like cheese. |
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so i'd better join |
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cheese flakes! |
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hurdles |
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somebody soiled this chair |
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You're funny in the same way rape is funny. |
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Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp." "Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?" "Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head." |
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HAHAHHAHAH.....and the winner is...... |
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Now THAT is funny. |
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i stole it from soon. |
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something like that. |
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Seriously dude, we have people that can find out where everybody lives. Resized for everybodies convenience. |
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god.. it's 7:30pm on sunday and i'm still in my pyjamas. |
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slob |
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yea man. fuck. |
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welcome to my world. |
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pajamas, that's what the weekend is for. there's no reason to wear anything else really. |
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okay, good then. .. well.. actually, i've been in my pyjamas since last tuesday. |
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just think of it as an extended weekend and everything's hunky dory. |
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are they spiderman pyjamas? |
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okay, phewf. no, actually they're return of the jedi pyjamas. |
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i hope you like them! |
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not really. but they were $5 at wal-mart. |
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draw spiders on your pyjamas |
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okay. i was just kidding.. ew i don't shop at wal-mart. |
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maybe you should take them back then. i hope you have the recipt. |
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fuck i don't wanna go to work tommorrow. fuck. |
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Speaking of my bathtub, there's a window right above it and these annoying brown small jumping bugs kept coming through the crack in the bottom and getting stuck inside the bathtub. So I taped all the sides of the window. They sure are immune to raid... and bleach and simple green. Another fascinating note: I have a miniature refrigerator freezer and I actually For the past year I pretty much wear "pajamas" (well what I slept in anyway which is always the same thing: a shirt and some, uh, flanel type pants or something) all day every day except for days I work, when I wear my work uniform, and the very very rare Of course I had no food in there like usual so I didn't have to worry about anything going bad. It was pretty thick. I would have taken pictures but it melted already. I have 6 days off work in a row. I'm starting to think of some projects to amuse me during this time such as creating new xltronic posts or holding my breath as long as I can. occasion I go outside when I wear normal pants and a different shirt. In other words I'm in pajamas all day about 3 days a week and in pajamas 3/4 of the day the rest of the days. I only wash them like once every 2 months too. And I wash them in my bathtub rather than an actual washing machine.did something today that didn't involve playing videogames for about a half an hour; defrosting the huge ice build up inside it. |
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woah. that's great! |
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i just now realized how cool your avatar is and then i refreshed the page and it was a different, even cooler avatar. incredible. |
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"cool" |
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"yes!!" |
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A something awful article combined the two following elements and applied it to rape in order to try and make rape funny once. I think they were successful. 1)irony: a rapist getting raped 2)ludicrous: a person getting raped by a giraffe combination) A rapist getting raped by a giraffe. Rape IS funny; admit it. Also about the as-to-be-expected multiple (I didn't count but assume there's multiple) people commenting on the awesomeness of my avatars, yes they are indeed awesome. Probably the most awesome, but I wouldn't want to brag; I am willing to accept them being thought of as among the most awesome rather than the most awesome, just so someone else with a worse avatar can have a chance feeling happy that theirs might be the most awesome. I know mine are really the most awesome, but I won't say anything because I'm nice like that. |
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Agreed. If you were a girl I would nibble on your clit indefinitely. |
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i'm like.. psychic, and stuff. |
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I have lots of practice having half of myself pretend to be a girl so the the rest of myself can fondle me. I think we can work something out. |
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what number greater than 7 and less than 9 that rhymes with "gate" am I thinking of right now? WRONG I was thinking of 5. |
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*a long overly hearty chuckle* I am funny. |
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