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offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-05 08:05 [#01623201]
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a. The number of physicians in the United States is
700,000

b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is
120,000.

c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of
Health & Human Services)

THINK ABOUT THIS:

a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes,
eighty- million!).

b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age
groups) is 1,500.

c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is
.0000188.

Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A
DOCTOR.

Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics
on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to
seek medical attention.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 08:08 [#01623206]
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doctors get a b8


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-05 08:11 [#01623208]
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fake.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-05 08:12 [#01623209]
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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-05 08:15 [#01623210]
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120,000 accidental deaths? yeah, sure


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-06-05 08:27 [#01623215]
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lets not forget the 10000000000 lives the doctors save.
how many lives have guns saved?


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-06-05 08:30 [#01623218]
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Guns save lives!

They just usually have to kill a life or two to save one.


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 08:48 [#01623221]
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accidental gun deaths. how many planned gun deaths?
how many doctors planned to kill someone? think about it.


 

offline sean qunt from BELFAST on 2005-06-05 09:01 [#01623226]
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excluding harold shipman?, they weren't real people though,
just old women


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-06-05 09:09 [#01623228]
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ooo ye cunt


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-06-05 09:40 [#01623245]
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oh god i feel guilty for laughing


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-05 09:43 [#01623247]
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i confess t'was a humourous quote by robert anton
wilson...and he's a lunatic [in a nice way]


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-05 09:44 [#01623248]
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offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-05 10:00 [#01623258]
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Guns dont save lives one bit.

It seems most of you have left logic out the window:
If nobody had guns nobody would be killed by guns


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 12:50 [#01623345]
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they'd be killed by planks with nails through them


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 12:50 [#01623347]
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i swear i put three frames into this avatar but i can only
see two


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 12:51 [#01623348]
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and frogs


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-05 12:52 [#01623350]
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what about intentional gun deaths


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2005-06-05 12:54 [#01623353]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 12:55 [#01623355]
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I see brown and green.. maybe some red too, but I don't
know.. what's the third one?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 13:04 [#01623363]
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it shoudl be red blue green but it keeps going wrong in a
variety of ways


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:11 [#01623374]
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now it turned to brown and blue...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:11 [#01623375]
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..and black...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:12 [#01623378]
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now it's yellow, orange and green..?


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 13:15 [#01623381]
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fucking internet


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:16 [#01623382]
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is this one even supposed to be there?


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:17 [#01623384]
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oops.. wrong. I meant this one.



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offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-05 13:22 [#01623389]
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for whatever reason it might be using a very limited
pallette, in which case its shifting your colors to the ones
that it can display


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:30 [#01623397]
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I'm not sure I follow.. didn't I just post the dannn_ avatar
in brown with a yellow highlight?


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-05 13:31 [#01623399]
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yeah i think hes not expecting it to be tha colour
like when his softwares is saving the gif it is shifting it
from one thing to another
or not



 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 13:38 [#01623414]
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its something to do with the colour palette but ive tried
them all


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-05 13:38 [#01623415]
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omg oh noes im gonna kill someone!

my gun has seen about 800rounds ... that's all

and all from the shooting range.

it's fun stuff
i can understand people being freaked out.
mine never leaves my closet (double locked) and no ammo is
ever stored in the house or near.

:ducks:
shooting is fun stuff though, there is no doubt about that.
just like archery


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-05 13:40 [#01623417]
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tee hee.. springfield...


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-06-05 13:48 [#01623425]
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if you emailme the separate franmes, i can try


 

offline uzim on 2005-06-05 14:14 [#01623452]
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this is just stupid.


 

offline OK on 2005-06-05 14:44 [#01623495]
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what about non-accidental deaths by gun owners


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-06-05 14:49 [#01623500]
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ha


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 15:05 [#01623511]
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i fixed it good


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-05 15:06 [#01623514]
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thanks though dezza


 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2005-06-05 23:14 [#01623753]
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I FUCKING LOVE GUNS! IF I DON'T GOT GUNS I FUCKING KILL
THINGS WITH MY FUCKING HANDS AND PRETEND THEY ARE FUCKING
GUNS!

GUNZ

GUN ZA


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-05 23:18 [#01623756]
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ROFL


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-06 07:03 [#01623961]
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at least a punch up is less cowardly and more manly than
pulling a trigger


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-06 07:19 [#01623986]
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offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-06 07:23 [#01623993]
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some of you lack the ability to comprehend.

makes me think what else you aren't capable of in life


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-06 07:24 [#01623994]
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lol, im not sure exactly what you're getting at but it's
funny anyway


 


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