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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 00:54 [#01621154]
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Are you tired of being a moderator, or are simply no good at it *cough, dog belch cough*? Give it to me. I'm right for the job. I will abuse power in unprecedentedly humorous ways. But I'll never actually abuse abuse it. Just stupidly abuse it. For example I will have a very humorous post where I will start at '99' and count down and give myself a temporary ban at '0'. Also I will have random temporary bans for everyone else on approximately a weekly basis. Also I will be humorously pretentious and constantly refer to my rank and powers with threats and such. So if you suck at moderatin' *cough, ophecks, cough, pomme* please give the job to me. Thanks.
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xceque
on 2005-06-03 01:04 [#01621161]
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I think you'd suck. And at more than just moderating.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:08 [#01621163]
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elaborate. I mean, yeah I totally agree that I suck more than most people in many fields but I'd appreciate your more in depth personal take on this matter.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:10 [#01621164]
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That's what xltronic needs. That's what it's missing. A moderator that really sucks, well I mean with the exception of all the current ones. I fit the bill; I don't see why I can't have the job. What does it pay though (it didn't say on the application)?
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:10 [#01621165]
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hahaha
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:11 [#01621166]
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Do you ever just sit around so bored you wished your testicles would just start painfully popping just so something would be happening? I do.
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xceque
on 2005-06-03 01:12 [#01621168]
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hmm... well, to be honest, my belief is based merely on whim rather than any solid factual evidence. Despite this, and baseless though my assertions are, I shall stick to them like what you would not believe.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:13 [#01621169]
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A very good point; being a long time thoughest poster, I think I deserve an explation for my moderation rejection.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:17 [#01621171]
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i can become a thoughest poster too:
A very good point; babuse it. For example I will have a very
humorous post where I will start at '99' and count down and
give myselfbaseless though my assertions are, I shall stick to them
like what you would not believe. stupidly abuse it. For example I will have a very humorous post where I will start at '99' and count down and
give myself a temporary ban at '0'. Also I will have random
temporary bans
a temporary ban at '0'. Also I will have random temporary bans for everyone else on approximately a weekly basis. Also I will be humorously pretentious and constantly
refer to my rank and powers with threats and such. So if you
suck at moderatin' *cough, ophecks, cough, pomme* please give the job to me. Thanks.eing a long timreally sucks, well I mean with the exception
of all the current ones. I fit the bill; I don't see why I can't have the job. What dthan any solid factual evidence. Despite this, and
baseless though my assertions are, I shall stick to them like what you would not believe. oes e thoughest poster, I think I deserve an explation for my moderation rejection. '99' and count down and give myself a temporary ban at '0'
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:18 [#01621172]
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I would also start "clans" and side with certain moderators at war with other ones. If you give me this job xceque, you can be in my clan. It will be called... "The Fag Clan" and our symbol will be a.. *sigh*... a.. well it will be something awesome and the envy of enemy clans. As for "normal"/non moderator posters; your lives are expendible in this war and you must refer to me as a god.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:20 [#01621174]
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That's how I accomplished the feat. What the hell's wrong with phobiazero. I didn't get any sort of medal for that or anything. That's why I stopped trying to be "thoughest", you know? What a shallow respectless victory. I used to be in 1st place but now I'm sliding out of 10th.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:21 [#01621176]
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So what you're saying.. is that my suckiness... is your religion?
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xceque
on 2005-06-03 01:22 [#01621177]
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An excellent idea. And the winner would get w M ws hand in marriage in a bucket. And by "excellent" I mean "shite". And by "shite" I mean that this topic had better shape up and act like it belongs on a messageboard.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:24 [#01621179]
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well there is a job opening for a moderator - so maybe you could put that on your resume and send it over to phobia - always could use a thoughest poster as a mod.
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-06-03 01:28 [#01621182]
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LAZY_TITLE
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:29 [#01621183]
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I forgot how discriminately anti-gay you were xceque. I'm sorry that you found the respect I have for gays manifested in our clan name innappropriate. We should not fight though xceque. We must save our energy and work together... against them. Ophecks said.. things about you. I dare not repeat them.
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:36 [#01621187]
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w mod w
why does everyone want to be a moderator?
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:37 [#01621188]
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 01:38 [#01621189]
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why i tell you?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 01:38 [#01621190]
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My only interest was to become one then sell the position on the black market. Someone would pay good money.
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-06-03 04:52 [#01621295]
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certainly!
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 06:40 [#01621408]
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I've never actually seen any TOS for this board and it seems you can swear, talk about sex and drugs, go wildly off topic all kinds of things with no recriminations, what do you have to do to get modded?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 06:47 [#01621416]
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I's not so much what you have to do to be modded, but what you have to do to be B7'd, that's harder to define.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 06:48 [#01621418]
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if phoby told us what the mods did that got them modded, then we'd all be doing it, just to get modded, then we'd revert to our usual unruly behavior after we get our 'powers'...thats why hes never told.
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 06:51 [#01621419]
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? mods don't get modded, mods do the modding
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 06:53 [#01621420]
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no regular people get modded, thats when they become mods...
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-06-03 06:54 [#01621421]
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we were people's choice apperantly...everyone was upset when chris was modded and now phob just took public opinion it seems..
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 06:57 [#01621423]
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And I think it was a great idea.
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 06:58 [#01621424]
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O.K. obviously it means something different here, on other boards I've been on being "modded" means having your topic/post edited or deleted by a moderater because it defiled the terms of service for that board, this could be anything from swearing to flaming someone (on Gamefaqs you get marked for moderation if you mention the word Nazi, a pain in the ass if your discussing a ww2 game).
Just wondered what on earth you would be "modded" for here, this is a very liberal board.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 06:59 [#01621428]
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Apparently if you say "84% of your posts a ban threats" you get a temp bam.
Also having the name Big, Matvey or qrter gets you one too.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 07:05 [#01621434]
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i just meant modded as in becoming a mod in this context, though youre right the word can have many meanings...
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 07:05 [#01621435]
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yeah what the heck did they do wrong anyway?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 07:11 [#01621438]
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I think it depends on a number of factors in the "Moderation equation", whether a post deserves deleting or its author reprimanding is based on how long you've been here, the quality of general your contribution to the board, profanity/comedy effect ratio and whether or not there'seven a hint that you might be someone famous or with access to hard to find tracks, mixes etc. If you're someone like BobMcBob, clearly not famous, likes Fatboy Slim, then you're continually walking on think ice as a capricious mod, like me, may at any moment ban you, just for a dismal internet based power trip.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 07:14 [#01621440]
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you think merely liking fatboy slim is a bannable offence?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-06-03 07:15 [#01621443]
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keep pushing it..
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 07:17 [#01621444]
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well would i gain favour with you if i tell you i didnt like his new album?
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:17 [#01621446]
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So basically we can say what we like as long as you like us but if you think we're an asshole then we might as well go and sign up with I-friends or something.
sounds fair enough to me ;)
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 07:18 [#01621448]
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Yes, like that time I said "anyone mentioning lush melodies will be banned" I actually really meant it and in no way was it a joke, funny or otherwise.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 07:20 [#01621452]
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You're safe whilst your holding onto that Mira Calix mix, once it's out though you better come up with something just as enticing.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-06-03 07:20 [#01621454]
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but i havent mentioned fatboy in like 2 years until you brought it up just now...good memory btw
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:22 [#01621458]
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Ok, that mix might be sitting in my wardrobe for quite some time then, no-one seems to want to host it for me (can't say I blame them though ;> )
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 07:27 [#01621471]
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Didn't I say I would? I can give you a bit of room and an FTP to stick up anything interesting or of historical interest you think the world should hear. I'd like a damn good rummage through your cupboards (not the pants drawer though).
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:37 [#01621486]
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you may well have said that actually, but I only visit this board whilst at work so I might not have seen your reply, sure if you wanna host it we can sort something out, it's on cassette so the quality might not be all that, I can probably try and clean it up a bit though, and there's no tracklisting but I'm sure if enough people hear it one can be put together. Oh! and it was her first attempt at a mix tape so bear that in mind, it ain't DJ Shadow put it that way.
But you have to host some of my own electronica mixes too, that was part of the deal.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-03 07:42 [#01621489]
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I've heard about the tip-top quality of your mixes, I'd be only to pleased to host them. Drop me an email if you are ever bored enough to do so and I can set up an FTP for you to upload unmolested, at your leisure.
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:45 [#01621491]
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cool, it would actually be easier for me to post you a cd though containing the mp3s, I'm on a dial up at home and it would take me forever to upload myself.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:48 [#01621492]
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soundguy: I sent you an e-mail about that earlier in fact :)
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mrgypsum
on 2005-06-03 07:49 [#01621493]
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if i were a mod, and you were a lady, i would ban you for liking fatboy slim
has there ever been truer lyric?
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:55 [#01621498]
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so you did, cheers for that, I'm currently in the process of getting my homepage together but having a complete lack of any sort of internet based skill I'm having to pay a mate to do it for me and I'm not sure how long this will take.
The homepage was meant to be a platform for my own music but I could provide links to the mixes as well, not sure about that one yet, might keep my djing and composition seperate in which case I'll need to sort a seperate page for the djing.
But I'll keep ya posted anyway, can you give me the link to the mixes?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 07:59 [#01621500]
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Will do mate. I can't now as I can't remember the links off http://www.bambambambambam.co.uk/uploads/soundguy/filena the top of my head. It's something like me.mp3
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-03 08:17 [#01621514]
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no worries, mail me the links when you know them for sure, would I be done for "spamming" if I made a topic pointing people towards them?
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