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Yesterday morning I was sitting in my room right after my boyfriend left the house to get in his car to head to work. Well, all of the sudden he ran back in the house yelling about a fucking enormous squirrel in his car. Must have gotten in through the sun roof. So I went out to take a look at the spectacle, but there was nothing to see. We opened all the doors -- no squirrel. I rolled my eyes, told him he was crazy and went back inside the house. He left for work. When he came home from work (he works on the outskirts of town, quite a drive away), he had a great story. Apparantly the squirrel was hiding under one of the car seats, and while he was sitting at a stoplight, it popped up in the back seat. Not really knowing what else to do (by the time it really processed he was on a road that may as well be a bridge -- nowhere to pull over and heavy traffic), he rolled all of the windows down. Other drivers were pointing and laughing and yelling "There's a squirrel in your car! AHAHAHAHH!!!!!!" He's like, "I know. Thanks." The squirrel seems to be enjoying this, just relaxing in the back seat with the breeze. Then he just jumps out of the window and scampers across the road (while my boyfriend is driving probably 45 miles per hour down the road), managing not to get hit by another car. I can't really imagine what I'd think if I was driving and saw a squirrel jump out of the car in front of me. |
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Nice story, thanks for that |
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yeah, i guess it's not as funny as i thought |
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america.. |
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how big was this squirrel, did it have human teeth? |
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guess he needed to hitch a ride. |
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this is sort of like what happened to me with a mouse on the hood of my car except it's nothing like what happened to me at all. |
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a friend of mine got stung by a bie on his penis |
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"cool" |
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Is your boyfriend Trent Reznor? |
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do you have miles per hour in america? |
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sometimes lots of things seem funny till you tell someone about them |
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haha |
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yeah, we suck |
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-- tolstoyed |
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apparantly they don't have squirrels in "the ocean" or wherever tolstoyed is from |
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i suppose his point was that squirrels are supposed to live in forests, not in cars and on highways. anyway, your story made me laugh. |
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the squirrel took over the steering wheel |
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the squirrel took over the steering wheel |
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the squirrel took over the steering wheel |
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oooops..sorry about that. |
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its a funnie story but it would've been much funnier if the squirrel took over the steering wheel |
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He's like, "I know. Thanks." That made me laugh! |
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Thats mad... and i swear i'm not making this up, this is what happened to me on the walk into work. When walking up a fairly busy city street, a cyclist coming towards me manoevered onto the path across in front of me suddenly.. he was then pointing to something up the path ahead of me and there was a grey squirrel. I noticed the guy had a basket on the bike so assumed he owned it or something. The thing ran into a barber shop to my right much to the suprise of the owner who was reading a newsaper just in the doorway. Its great seeing stuff like that on a seemingly banal midweek morning... |
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.. er.. maybe its not so great reading about it though.:P |
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No it was a nice story. Shame it was a grey though. Bring back the cuter red natives! |
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why did he have a bee on his penis and where did it sting him? |
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haha meems! :P your boyfriend had an acid flashback |
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