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Man episode 3 sucked ass!
 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2005-05-19 01:28 [#01604504]
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VADERHOWLING NOOOOOOOOOO! AT THE END ?!?!?!?!

hahahaha

Lot's of bad parts in the movie ... they seemed almost
intentional!

"You will be called Darth Vader" Like what ?! Babies ?!


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-19 01:34 [#01604510]
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i personally think they all suck.
episode 3 - i haven't seen it yet, but previous (one or how
many is there) give me a STRONG feeling that I've seen this
as a fifteen year old in a soviet cinema in Melitopol. They
are selling old thing, telling that it is new.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-05-19 01:40 [#01604515]
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I bet the soviet film was much sweeter. I bet it fucking
kicked ass, actually.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-19 01:50 [#01604522]
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it was not soviet - it was some old star wars, where actors
performed the same scenario as in one of these new star
wars.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 02:12 [#01604530]
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Well I've heard different about it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 02:27 [#01604535]
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ha ha, what did you expect. Your description made me laugh
though I havn't seen it. I can just picture how stupid it
is.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-05-19 02:46 [#01604549]
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whatever stupid backwards talk exploiting line yoda had was
awful

few other complaints though, great movie


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-19 05:40 [#01604642]
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yeah, they all suck.

star wars nerds suck even harder.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-05-19 05:46 [#01604648]
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haven't seen any yet..i saw some silly people waiting in
line for a week before the premiere to get the tickets. im
pretty sure (from pics i saw) i'd find it very boring and
not worth watching though :D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-19 08:11 [#01604830]
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the transition from anikan (sans suit) to vader (avec suit)
was really campy. as was palpatines first use of the dark
side.

those two parts were disheartening. the rest of the movie
was good though, and it had moments of awesome sprinkled
in.

i definately think it's the best of the prequels, and
probably better than return of the jedi.... i guess.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-05-19 08:12 [#01604832]
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i don't like star wars


 

offline soundguy from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 08:44 [#01604885]
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episode 1 was o.k. the first couple of times, fell asleep
during clone wars (twice) so still haven't seen it, not
really that excited about episode 3.

I'm old enough to remember the originals when they first
came out but why bother?


 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2005-05-19 08:53 [#01604905]
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It's worth seeing. It's a ten no doubts.

Just try to remember, they are PG movies.

A lot of the "DUMB" scenes arn't for us 21 year olds. And I
think that most complainers don't have any idea that it's a
FAMILY MOVIE. Thats like wanting Aladin 2 to show titties.

But people are generally not the smart and rational so they
will bitch this movie out for ever :P

Lots of Camp parts "YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS DARTH VADAR" is
reaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll bad. But it's so bad
you can laugh at it :)


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 09:17 [#01604945]
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i saw this last night, better than i expected but definately
a lot of LAME moments.
I couldnt stop laughing after the scene where darth vader
(with suit) speaks. Its SO crap.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc

Other stupid things:

that camp annoying thing that looked like a green lion with
a peacock mane and sounded like a cat being electrocuted
with a gazoo in its mouth that obi wan rides for 20 minutes

The anakin turning to the dark side bit:
"what have i done, oh god oh god etc"
"join the dark side and kill some children"
"sure why not"

The entire script

The fact that anakins whole reason for joining the dark side
is demolished at the end and he basically shrugs his
shoulders and says "ah fuck it i've joined now - homies for
life"

The way the jedi were killed off was shite - it should have
been the highlight of the movie

Why the hell did Yoda give up his fight when he clearly
hadn't lost at that point?

The pointless addition of wookies

The 'humourous' yoda lines (cringe)

The gaping plot holes

Apart from all that, this was the best star wars movie...



 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 09:21 [#01604953]
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oh and how could i forget:

the wheezing robot

The slaughtering of the council - they just stand around
waiting to be hit like extras who havent been told the film
is rolling

the fact that jar jar didnt get raped and murdered by c3po

The squeezing out babies like ping pong balls scene

the awful awful awful make-up job they did on sideous - he
looked like someone from that film 'bad taste'

erm, i think that was it.
Despite all these things i did enjoy it a lot more than the
phantom 'mesagonnapissyouofffor2andahalfhours" menace and
that other piece of crap one



 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 08:09 [#01620131]
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shite shite shite


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2005-06-02 09:47 [#01620244]
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not disagreeing with a lot of your stuff... but just one
little thing...

general grevious or whatever, wasnt a robot. if you look,
youll see his eyes are flesh, and he has organs under his
chest plate. hes mostly machine, keeping the organism
alive.

thats why hes wheezing.

I thought it was a wheezing robot too, and I was like wtf...
but then I noticed the eyes and the organs.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 10:01 [#01620252]
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remember it's just a movie


 

offline herbwest from Seattle (United States) on 2005-06-02 11:12 [#01620343]
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he's wheezing because Samuel Jackson crushed his innards in
the animated 'Clone Wars', which (now having seeing Ep.III)
is better than any of the three prequels. It's almost
exculsively fighting and nothing but.

Jedi's geting shot in the back...how fucking lame.

"You're going down a path, I cannot follow." OUCH!!!!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-02 11:41 [#01620390]
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I cringed through the whole movie, double lame-o


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 15:17 [#01620788]
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if grevious is half organism, how did he survive in space
without a space ship?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:37 [#01620798]
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with a name like Star Wars and six fucking movies, this
whole series could've been badass shit with like space
samurai's and people being turned into evil droid people and
the dark side being some ancient race that first explored
the galaxy and unlocked crazy powers.

someone was telling me that lucas sold the movie rights to
another company. so perhaps if we see another star wars
movie come out, it won't suck.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:43 [#01620802]
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Yes, the originals were made when everyone was much cooler.
They almost went out of their way to make the new ones dorky
and fake. Totally shitty films. I hate them.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:46 [#01620805]
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Even the droids in the old ones sounded cooler. They had to
fuck that up too? And they totally got lazy w/ computer
graphics. Way too much CG.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-06-02 15:46 [#01620807]
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I personnaly think that this kind of films, with a lot of
special effects and a poor story (and don't tell me about a
complex story ahahah), well this kind of film is un
watchable more than 1minute30seconds, unless you are a child
less than 12 years old.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 17:47 [#01620906]
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ewan mcgregor: YOOO WERR LIKE MA BUTHERRRR!!!!!!

it blew


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-06-02 17:55 [#01620909]
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when the wookies swing out from (?) there is a tarzan yell!
This made me cringe and question what the fuck i was doing
at the premiere of this shitty thing.

Also when palpatine reminds anakin about the sand people and
his mother there is a dodgey sand honk noise.

LAME
LAME
GAY


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-06-02 22:56 [#01621105]
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they are different when you see them at 30, then when you
see them at 5

recycle approves of the 6 make that 7 or 8 dvd box set.


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2005-06-03 02:20 [#01621204]
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another shitty line, from episode 2...

yoda: around the survivors, a perimeter create

fucking hell.



 


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