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offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 11:54 [#01600852]
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I accidently pierced my foot yesterday with a nail


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-16 12:06 [#01600887]
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that's not that strrange. i've done that two times.  














in the past week.

no, but i have done it twice.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 12:10 [#01600901]
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how did you do it?



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-16 12:12 [#01600908]
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same way both times, brreaking wood in half


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 12:16 [#01600918]
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same. lol. I was breaking wood for the BBQ.


 

offline dopper from Bern (Switzerland) on 2005-05-16 12:18 [#01600924]
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whiplash in the eye from the tassle on a fez


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 12:20 [#01600928]
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oooouch!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-16 12:23 [#01600938]
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I sprained my berswatch while fargoling in a smarlips.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-16 12:23 [#01600939]
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shit. just the words pierced and foot make me squirm


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 12:25 [#01600945]
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lol. its not that bad actually, my foot twinges every now
and then but it did liven up the BBQ.


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-16 12:59 [#01601010]
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i broke my stapes (stirrup bone in your inner ear) when i
was 10....a twig brushed across my face and went in when i
was playing around in a thickly wooded area


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 13:02 [#01601018]
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bet this hurt


Attached picture

 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-16 13:03 [#01601024]
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ohfuck


 

offline mimi on 2005-05-16 13:11 [#01601040]
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wow gross!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-05-16 13:15 [#01601046]
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I've got a burn on my arse from when I sat on a fag

I was pissed too so it took me at least 30secs to realize I
was in pain =os

It's been there for over a month now, just finished taking
antibiotics for it cause it got infected

yum


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-05-16 13:19 [#01601053]
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i once hit my head and it hurt


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-05-16 13:33 [#01601075]
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i stepped on a sewing needle once. i was walking on it for a
few hours at least. my foot felt a bit odd, kind of like it
was asleep. i ignored it for a while, but eventually had a
look. the needle went through the ball of my foot, and
almost out the top.. you could actually see it just below
the skin, on the top of my foot. there was no blood at all.
and no pain. my mom pulled it out with a pair of pliars...
significant force was required. the end



 

offline laniatus from United States on 2005-05-16 14:29 [#01601165]
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I fell off the roof of a truck when I was 3 because my
parents are hillbillies and left me there. Now I have a
really small scar between my eyebrows.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-16 14:34 [#01601182]
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LAZY_EMASCULATION


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-16 14:35 [#01601184]
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When my house was haunted with poltegiests one of the ghosts
threw a chair into my face.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:36 [#01601854]
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Cs2x you know your hose isn't haunted it was your parents
who threw the chair. Funny story though.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 02:37 [#01601855]
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house*


 

offline Opto on 2005-05-17 03:17 [#01601897]
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in primary school i was once holidng a pencil tryin to draw
a hand. i didnt made it, and i tried several times, and at
the end i tried one more time and again i failed, so i
slapped my forehead with hand - and of course i forgot that
im holding a pencil ( short and sharp it was, yes ).
suddenly, after i took my hand down, i realized the pencil
is gone, i hold nothing. what occured was that pencil
stabbed mypoor forehead and it stayed there. i slowsly took
it out - and the blood started to flow. not too much of it,
but what a disaster !!!

today ive got a little gray mark on forehead ( top part,
right under the hairs ) - the remeberance of my little
pencil accident.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 03:21 [#01601899]
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Iv got a very faint £2 coin sized shadow on my forehead
from when i fell off a trolley (like the ones used for
luggage at the airport) and ploughed into the concrete
pavement scraping the whole of my forehead. It was
disgusting.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-05-17 04:59 [#01601952]
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Ugh, I hate pencils. There's something ominous about their
lead tips. I had one rammed into my leg once and I was
witness to a brutal pencil stabbing in a lockeroom once.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-17 05:15 [#01601961]
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one time i fell asleep lying on a hot iron...and when i woke
up, someone punched me in the face!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-17 05:19 [#01601968]
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hahahahahhhahahahaha


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2005-05-17 05:21 [#01601969]
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once in camp i put my hand on an electric fence while
holding a coke bottle (made of glass) and the shock made me
jerk so i knocked off half of my left front tooth. i saved
the piece and the dentist was able to 'glue' it back.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2005-05-17 21:04 [#01602973]
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i have pencil marks in both my hands from many moons ago.

a constant reminder of a really boring childhood I'd say.


 

offline Raintube from Gods Armpit (United States) on 2005-05-17 22:14 [#01603005]
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My mamal, has been in two horrible accidents.. freaky stuff
to, her an her brother where fighting one time, and he threw
i pencil at her an it stab her in the throat, and anouther
time, she went outside and her son, was throwing her the tag
off his car b/c it was expired and she had turned her back,
b/c her husband was talkin to her, an it stuck in her back..
eegghhe! and i was snake bit by a copperhead when i was 3,
and the hospital, put my leg in a cast , thought it was
sprained, about died, came back found out it was a snake
bite and apologized lol no lie


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-05-17 22:51 [#01603017]
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"I've got a burn on my arse from when I sat on a
fag"


*funny joke here*


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-18 00:09 [#01603032]
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when i was a kid my mother told me not to stare into the
sun, so once when i was six, i did.

it really fucking hurt. my vision slowly came back tho, but
something had changed inside me. that same day i had my
first headache.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 07:43 [#01603437]
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I have a splinter in my paw....it hurts like termite bites!

yowzers! O_o


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-18 09:24 [#01603526]
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You are truly teh delirious weasel.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-18 10:09 [#01603582]
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Weasel get out you've got rabies


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-18 14:04 [#01603957]
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I fell in the hedges last week. I'm certain avoided serious
injury by getting extremely drunk first.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-05-18 14:05 [#01603962]
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*foams* no I don't!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-18 14:08 [#01603964]
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when i starre into the sun it neverr rreally effects me.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-18 14:13 [#01603968]
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Newton destroyed his vision by repeatedly staring into the
sun.
He also drank copious amounts of mercury


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 14:23 [#01603989]
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I was working on a car once and the hood/bonnet fell on my
head. The catch was a metal spike, that is what hit me.
Blood was everywhere and I was rushed to hospital. When I
got there the bleeding had stopped and they couldn't find
the cut. I had long hair at the time and I was given the
option of shaving my head but the doctor thought that it was
alright. Thinking I had got away with it relitivly easy he
made me have a tetinis shot.

Unfortunatly the nurse who gave me the shot managed to snap
the needle and I spent the next hour with a doctor trying to
fish the thing out of my arse cheek. Resulting in me not
being able to sit down for about a week.

While I was there with a numb bum they wheeled a guy past me
with a knife right through his hand. Weirdest thing I have
ever seen, the guy was just looking at it and continually
looking at the back of his hand then the frount of his hand
with this big kitchen knife sticking through it.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-18 14:25 [#01603992]
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He was also a little boy enthusiast by all accounts


 


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