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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:15 [#01596754]
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4 days ago i decided that i couldn't go on and thought the best way to die was drrink myself to death... only it didn't worrk, i just passed out.
now i was wonderring... how much would a human have to drrink to die... would it be a 3 day prrocess? orr longerr? orr what? also would it look like an accident?
just i had a frriend who drrank himself to death (sadly) only they could neverr say forr surre.
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-12 16:16 [#01596757]
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please don't
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-12 16:17 [#01596758]
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Yes, you can drink yourself to death.
Yes, it happens to a lot of people on their 21st birthday here (21 = legal drinking age = 21 shots of liquor/tequilla)
: /
Sorry about your friend.
Just get a high enough BAC level and your body will cease to function.
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-12 16:17 [#01596759]
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i guess you should poison yourself with alcohol
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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-05-12 16:18 [#01596761]
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I thought this was a monoid thread
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:18 [#01596764]
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you've to take a lot off drukqs too, a lot!
btw. i really love you, goodbye!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:19 [#01596765]
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no, it's actually prretty down the line
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-05-12 16:19 [#01596766]
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To be asking people about this you must be joking or just crying out for help. You know none of us would want to give you suicide tips. Come on and give us a hug.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596767]
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What about squirting your squit to death?
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596768]
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I'm not asking forr tips on how to die, i've moved on. it just made me currious
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596769]
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drinking huge amounts of plain water will kill you too.
there's this story about this woman who had put chlorine into a cup to let it soak and later on accidentally drank from the cup. she managed to call her doctor and he told her to drink lots of water. she proceeded to do so, but drank such a ridiculous amount she died from drinking too much water.
tss.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596770]
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i'd like to go that way
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596771]
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nic cage beat you to it
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:21 [#01596772]
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please don't be sad, carl. i think you are ace.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:24 [#01596774]
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shit, i knew having nic cage as a rrole model would backfirre (love that film btw, it rrings trrue about so many things, not just forr me but forr people in generral)
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596775]
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this is terrible - don't try it... :(
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596776]
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theres a way to do it. you're brain naturally shuts down and you pass out when it realizes theres too much alcahol in your system to clear out. its a survival mechanism. what you gotta do is drink like mad before the buzz hits you, you can use a funnel or just chug regardless of the nasty taste. didn't kill me tho, i have german/irish genes. im alcaholically indestructable!
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596777]
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yeah, it actually is a good flick.
i was surprised since i kinda hate nic cage.
P.S. he was also good in raising arizona.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596781]
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drrinking to death with alcohol only makes you feel like killing yourself..it doesnt work..nic cage still lives
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596782]
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My god, this thread is a real downer. Rather than drinking yourself to death, buy the booze that you would use for such a booziside and throw a party. Invite all your ex girlfriends and tell them you have won the lottery.....
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596785]
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you have to be an injun
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:33 [#01596794]
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hey reply to my email you....
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Aesthetics
from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-05-12 16:35 [#01596802]
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2 bottles of Vodka in 10 minutes will do.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-05-12 16:36 [#01596803]
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trrust me... it won't
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2005-05-12 16:37 [#01596805]
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Please don't kill yourself, dying is the worst thing that can happen to you.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:39 [#01596811]
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what did that kid die of in Groningen a few years ago?
during his "ontgroening"? if I remember it correctly that was only one (1) bottle of gin or somesuch.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:40 [#01596813]
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ontgroening means hazing, btw.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:41 [#01596814]
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didn't he end up between two matrasses trown off a building?
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Aesthetics
from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-05-12 16:45 [#01596818]
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1 bottle of Whiskey and some beers if I remember rightly.
Anyway, it makes me very sad when people (children) do these kind of things to be a "hero".
Anus_Presley: Please stop the compulsiveness and your live will be much easierr.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-05-12 16:49 [#01596826]
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Everyones body is different. I guess you need to drink yourself to a .34 if i remember correctly. Please correct me if i am wrong.
Carl! Get ahold of yourself!!! We love you!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:51 [#01596828]
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naaah it was alcohol poisoning combined with something else, I think, something like asthma perhaps?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-05-12 16:58 [#01596836]
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no no you are thinking of diar..... never mind
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mrgypsum
on 2005-05-12 22:50 [#01597087]
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i just want to add that leaving las vegas is one of my fav movies - and i hate cage - such a great movie - i love how it doesnt even explain why he wants to do it. its almost dream like. great flick, this thread reminds me of that movie.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-05-12 23:00 [#01597093]
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if anus presley was to die, i would be saddened :(
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2005-05-13 00:57 [#01597164]
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mrr. presley.
i speak for the community when i say that to die is to cry. ...well. us. we would. cry. the community. that is. so don't. or else.
*monkey shaking his fist from the bedroom door*
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 01:05 [#01597170]
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Your name is Carl or Karl, right ? You're a nice guy. Don't kill Yourself. "i decided that i couldn't go on" WHY ?
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mrgypsum
on 2005-05-13 02:33 [#01597219]
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Then I tried to drink myself to death 40 years went by, and drunken I was left And drunk I was when they caught me Gagged and bagged was right where they got me Taped to a chair feeling sore Knowing all the answers to the question I ignore
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SValx
from United Kingdom on 2005-05-13 10:13 [#01597637]
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I don't even know you at all but from what Max tells me about you I can't help caring about you. I hope things start looking up for you again soon Carl, and if ever you need someone new to talk to, I can do that.xx
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godataloss
from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-13 15:33 [#01598168]
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Get a puppy instead. It's what I do every time I fail to drink myself to death. Makes me feel right as rain.
In all honesty, the loss of your wry wit would be a blow to all things sarcastic so cheer the fuck up- but not too much...
Cheers!
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-13 19:39 [#01598315]
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jenever of course :)
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big
from lsg on 2005-05-13 19:40 [#01598316]
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he died because after his house-hazing he fell asleep and therefor didnt puke
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-05-13 19:46 [#01598318]
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-13 19:48 [#01598321]
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15 years down the track i'm still alive. just.
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OK
on 2005-05-14 07:39 [#01598724]
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drink very heavy alcohol. you can't drink beer to death
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lupus yonderboy
from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-14 07:51 [#01598748]
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i wouldn't drink myself to death. i'd favour a few sleeping pills and then curl up beside some turkey drummers in the freezer.
i don't fancy the elliott smith "stab yourself in the chest" approach either. sounds messy. think of the cleaning?
[tuts]
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_gvarek_
from next to you (Poland) on 2005-05-14 08:03 [#01598753]
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i suggest some 2,3 day wine with sulfur. in big amounts
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-28 14:28 [#01614987]
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The sleeping pill thing doesn't work unless you take a shit load...I just woke up and i have a headache
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