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offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:15 [#01596754]
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4 days ago i decided that i couldn't go on and thought the
best way to die was drrink myself to death... only it didn't
worrk, i just passed out.

now i was wonderring... how much would a human have to
drrink to die... would it be a 3 day prrocess? orr longerr?
orr what? also would it look like an accident?

just i had a frriend who drrank himself to death (sadly)
only they could neverr say forr surre.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-12 16:16 [#01596757]
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please don't


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-05-12 16:17 [#01596758]
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Yes, you can drink yourself to death.

Yes, it happens to a lot of people on their 21st birthday
here (21 = legal drinking age = 21 shots of
liquor/tequilla)

: /

Sorry about your friend.

Just get a high enough BAC level and your body will cease to
function.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-12 16:17 [#01596759]
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i guess you should poison yourself with alcohol


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-05-12 16:18 [#01596761]
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I thought this was a monoid thread


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:18 [#01596764]
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you've to take a lot off drukqs too, a lot!

btw. i really love you, goodbye!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:19 [#01596765]
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no, it's actually prretty down the line


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-05-12 16:19 [#01596766]
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To be asking people about this you must be joking or just
crying out for help. You know none of us would want to give
you suicide tips. Come on and give us a hug.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596767]
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What about squirting your squit to death?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596768]
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I'm not asking forr tips on how to die, i've moved on. it
just made me currious


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596769]
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drinking huge amounts of plain water will kill you too.

there's this story about this woman who had put chlorine
into a cup to let it soak and later on accidentally drank
from the cup. she managed to call her doctor and he told her
to drink lots of water. she proceeded to do so, but drank
such a ridiculous amount she died from drinking too much
water.

tss.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596770]
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i'd like to go that way


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:20 [#01596771]
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nic cage beat you to it


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:21 [#01596772]
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please don't be sad, carl. i think you are ace.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:24 [#01596774]
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shit, i knew having nic cage as a rrole model would
backfirre (love that film btw, it rrings trrue about so many
things, not just forr me but forr people in generral)


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596775]
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this is terrible - don't try it... :(


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596776]
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theres a way to do it. you're brain naturally shuts down and
you pass out when it realizes theres too much alcahol in
your system to clear out. its a survival mechanism. what you
gotta do is drink like mad before the buzz hits you, you can
use a funnel or just chug regardless of the nasty taste.
didn't kill me tho, i have german/irish genes. im
alcaholically indestructable!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-05-12 16:26 [#01596777]
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yeah, it actually is a good flick.

i was surprised since i kinda hate nic cage.

P.S. he was also good in raising arizona.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596781]
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drrinking to death with alcohol only makes you feel like
killing yourself..it doesnt work..nic cage still lives


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596782]
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My god, this thread is a real downer. Rather than drinking
yourself to death, buy the booze that you would use for such
a booziside and throw a party. Invite all your ex
girlfriends and tell them you have won the lottery.....


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-05-12 16:30 [#01596785]
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you have to be an injun


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-05-12 16:33 [#01596794]
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hey reply to my email you....


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-05-12 16:35 [#01596802]
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2 bottles of Vodka in 10 minutes will do.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-05-12 16:36 [#01596803]
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trrust me... it won't


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-05-12 16:37 [#01596805]
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Please don't kill yourself, dying is the worst thing that
can happen to you.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:39 [#01596811]
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what did that kid die of in Groningen a few years ago?

during his "ontgroening"? if I remember it correctly that
was only one (1) bottle of gin or somesuch.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:40 [#01596813]
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ontgroening means hazing, btw.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-05-12 16:41 [#01596814]
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didn't he end up between two matrasses trown off a building?


 

offline Aesthetics from the IDM Kiosk on 2005-05-12 16:45 [#01596818]
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1 bottle of Whiskey and some beers if I remember rightly.

Anyway, it makes me very sad when people (children) do these
kind of things to be a "hero".

Anus_Presley: Please stop the compulsiveness and your live
will be much easierr.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-05-12 16:49 [#01596826]
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Everyones body is different. I guess you need to drink
yourself to a .34 if i remember correctly. Please correct me
if i am wrong.

Carl! Get ahold of yourself!!! We love you!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-05-12 16:51 [#01596828]
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naaah it was alcohol poisoning combined with something else,
I think, something like asthma perhaps?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-05-12 16:58 [#01596836]
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no no you are thinking of diar..... never mind


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-05-12 22:50 [#01597087]
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i just want to add that leaving las vegas is one of my fav
movies - and i hate cage - such a great movie - i love how
it doesnt even explain why he wants to do it. its almost
dream like. great flick, this thread reminds me of that
movie.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-05-12 23:00 [#01597093]
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if anus presley was to die, i would be saddened :(


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2005-05-13 00:57 [#01597164]
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mrr. presley.

i speak for the community when i say that to die is to cry.
...well. us. we would. cry. the community. that is. so
don't. or else.

*monkey shaking his fist from the bedroom door*


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-05-13 01:05 [#01597170]
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Your name is Carl or Karl, right ? You're a nice guy. Don't
kill Yourself. "i decided that i couldn't go on" WHY ?


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-05-13 02:33 [#01597219]
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Then I tried to drink myself to death
40 years went by, and drunken I was left
And drunk I was when they caught me
Gagged and bagged was right where they got me
Taped to a chair feeling sore
Knowing all the answers to the question I ignore



 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2005-05-13 10:13 [#01597637]
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I don't even know you at all but from what Max tells me
about you I can't help caring about you. I hope things start
looking up for you again soon Carl, and if ever you need
someone new to talk to, I can do that.xx


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-05-13 15:33 [#01598168]
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Get a puppy instead. It's what I do every time I fail to
drink myself to death. Makes me feel right as rain.

In all honesty, the loss of your wry wit would be a blow to
all things sarcastic so cheer the fuck up- but not too
much...

Cheers!


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-13 19:39 [#01598315]
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jenever of course :)


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-13 19:40 [#01598316]
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he died because after his house-hazing he fell asleep and
therefor didnt puke


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-05-13 19:46 [#01598318]
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︀:


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-13 19:48 [#01598321]
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15 years down the track i'm still alive. just.


 

offline OK on 2005-05-14 07:39 [#01598724]
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drink very heavy alcohol. you can't drink beer to death


 

offline lupus yonderboy from 1970. (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-14 07:51 [#01598748]
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i wouldn't drink myself to death. i'd favour a few sleeping
pills and then curl up beside some turkey drummers in the
freezer.

i don't fancy the elliott smith "stab yourself in the chest"
approach either. sounds messy. think of the cleaning?

[tuts]


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-05-14 08:03 [#01598753]
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i suggest some 2,3 day wine with sulfur. in big amounts


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-05-28 14:28 [#01614987]
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The sleeping pill thing doesn't work unless you take a shit
load...I just woke up and i have a headache


 


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