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I was 6. We did everything together, she was always by my side. We never made out or anything but i'd consider that to be my first relationship with a female. |
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this relationship forever defined how you interact with women, I presume? |
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my first proper girlfriend, when i was thirteen (she was fourteen) used to put bog paper in her bra to make her tits look bigger. |
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i can't wait. i hope she is nice. |
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you did or she did? |
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don't worry, I'm pretty hot! |
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shit, i don't know...a lot of things can influence that. |
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whatever gets you off the most. i'll let you decide. |
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what colour was it? was it double-ply? |
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I had my first girlfriend when i was like 9-10.... And we kissed like pigs absolutely all the time.. Exchanging parasites and stuff.... HeHe... The good old days |
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I had mine when I was five or six, and my mom caught us playing with each others genitals, so she slapped my penis. |
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girls are boring. |
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girls were the enemy until i was about 12....... |
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did your penis cry? |
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.. when you became the enemy of girls HA HA HA HA. |
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he might actually have liked it |
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yes it did. it cried white tears. FUCK NO, hehe. |
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I am never speaking to you again. |
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she was my first kiss . . . turned into my first love . . . turned into my first sex. we were together for many many years . . . inseparable, we were delusional together, imploding in on each other slowly as the months and years advanced. we were sickly in love, missing out on everything around us, erasing our individuality, our personal futures, and loving every minute of it. she was gorgeous . . . the fullest lips on any girl, very curvy, half latin, hilarious, a real bitch, totally mad. i loved her with a singularity i have yet to re-experience, nor the desire to experience again. another trip like that would vaporize my soul into an incomprehensible mass of blood, sweat, tears, and love peepee. god damn, i was so out of control with this girl, so irrational, so fucking crazy, there was absolutely nothing else. i dont even remember anything else. eventually we did implode and it didnt work out. silly things like the slightest implication of fooling around with someone else, or just entertaining that thought, became to earth shattering for our little worlds. we got too scared. we severed our ties and cheated on each other, and that was that. five years later we still find a way to strike up a conversation every few months . . . hey how's life, are you with someone right now? it'll never go away. the individual presence we created, an separate entity of pure fucking psycho love, hovers around and haunts both of us. only a very amazing girl (the one i'm dating right now) has been able to make me forget about it most of the time . . . she found a similar dude last year and it didnt work out N E way |
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you just did, scallywag! |
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lol..my mom caught me "shagging" with "my girlfriend" when I was 5 years old and she just let me do it, later she told me she couldnt get pregnant anyways and its good to explore nature....i love my mom |
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ill find her one day. |
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*activates wang* |
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i was in 6th grade. her name was Anne Johnson. we mostly just hugged alot during recess and held hands. i was too scared to kiss her and even though we were "going together" we never actually went anywhere. she dumped me for this new kid named Bryce whom i later beat in an arm wrestling match in 8th grade.! |
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i remember running to the bathroom after school and either kissing or long kissing in year 2. |
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I remember that I had a new girlfriend every couple of days when I was 7 or 8. You would find a new one and the old one wouldn't get upset. Life was better then |
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that is so hot |
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i had like 4 fiances in kindergarden |
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his name was brian peppers |
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i remember when i was about 8 that a girl dumped me cos i refused to have a marriage ceremony in the playground |
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in seventh grade i was the new kid. apparently this girl just ended up crushing on every new guy who came into the class. i didnt know. i obught her a $5 ring and when we broke up a month later she threw it at me yelling "you can take back this shitty piece of crap!" i took great solace in knowing that when simplified that statement said 'poopy piece of poop' |
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My first relationship was a fucking nightmare, we were so full on and we were both only 13 years old. We did far too much for people of our age. My really obsessional nature comes from this maybe because every other relationship i have had since then ends up in one of two ways. Either, i don't give a shit or i seem to not be able to let things go for too long. I haven't spoken to my first love for about a year or so now, it was always strange when we met up. Only because it still seemed so easy to talk after all this time. Last thing i knew she was going to get married or something. Which is quite intense. I don't think i would consider it really. When i look back, it all seems so weird, almost like a different life that happened to someone who isn't really me. Who knows... i guess it is in a way. |
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I can;t remember my first even boyfriend, but my fist serious boyfriend was when I was 15years old =o) His name was Marvin and we used to hang out in our mates shed =oD I still see him now and again in monkey, he's cool |
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i bet you drank a pint as well did'nt you, ohh and listen to "rolling stones", did'nt you, cause you just don't give a shite do ya, ehh... you did things way to much for people you're age did'nt ya, pull your hand out, and get a girlfriend or you'll be a sritrne.... just kidd'in |
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"but my fist serious" wow you guys must of had fun |
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"www.google.com/images"- teen love- so cute |
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my first gf was in high school and i was a right shy lad cos i started their on my own. any way this girl in my form called harriet took a liking to me (unless i was mistaken about my initals scrawled on her hand), i really liked her too; she was pretty and cool. i t was mad she was well in with the cool gangs, yknow she smoked and that when we were about 14. she was prolly the opposite to me in many ways but we had the same sense of humora and that. it was nice for a while; it was my first kiss and that and we used to go ice skating and stuff. nice memories - that feeling, im not sure if i'll ever have again. i can still smell the sports hall and feel the tension in there as we were about to kiss for the first time. amazing really, looking back. anyway i was too young really; girls hit pubertiy early, i was pretty late with that and she ended up with a psycho who was a few years older! it was sad really but i think shes out of that relationship now, after about 7 years. funny how i share this personal stuff with people ive never met. anyway im with helen now, who is my sisters best mate (Potentially messy i know) but shes amazing. she took me to new york for my birthday. ive always wanted to go and she suprised me with it! lucky? i know i am. |
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i was about 10 and gave her an old perfume bottle of my mothers filled with water ...and a comb... eve kelly was her name, but there was another girl in the class called aoife o'kelly and i confused them once and got dumped... so i kissed the other one and balance was restored! |
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never had any, but the first girl i had somewhat a crush on (i never told her though) died the next year in a canoe accident... = ( |
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now thats a lesson - make sure you tell the next one; you may save her life. |
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never had any. uzim - sad story. |
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Hmmm, are you just being prick today or are you always like this? |
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i'm not being a prick just guessing and stereotyping what people are like when they talk, something i've been studying in cock-sucker school, cause i'm young and thinking i'm a smart cunt. so no harm, take no offense, :l |
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I wasn't really offended. I was just wondering what your point was, so no worries. :) |
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white plastic glowing behind fluorescent lights |
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wtf? Anyway this is really off topic. |
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my first girlfriend was made out of plastic |
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when i was about 6 orr something. only i didn't know she was my girrlfrriend until it was overr. |
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I think i was about 5 or 6. She was half french and purty. We held hands and shit. |
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gay |
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