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offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-04-20 06:27 [#01571453]
Points: 3718 Status: Lurker | Followup to mimi: #01571259



what s that? is it for real?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-20 06:28 [#01571455]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



my first real girlfriend was when i was 14, she was 12. we
were united by the fact that we were both nirvana fanatics.
walking around hand in hand with our nirvana t-shirts.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-20 06:30 [#01571456]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to big: #01571450



Man, what do you want me to say? I banged her senseless,
slapped her about a bit and didn't even call her a taxi
home? Is that what you want, big?

Real Men Hold Hands.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-20 06:30 [#01571457]
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Oh God we had people at school like you when I was therre.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-20 06:30 [#01571458]
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hetrro


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-20 06:31 [#01571460]
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haha :)


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2005-04-20 06:34 [#01571462]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular



When I was about 8. Chris Geary. He was very camp and
nicknamed Queery Geary and later turned out to be gay. I got
dumped because my friend pushed me over in the playground
and he was embarrassed...


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-20 06:45 [#01571475]
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i'm too shy to hold hands


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-20 06:48 [#01571479]
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not much of a handholderr myself. i think eitherr you
arre... orr you arren't


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-20 06:53 [#01571491]
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*Drunken Mastah hugs biggiesmartypants intimately while
squeezing his hand.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-20 06:55 [#01571496]
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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-20 07:03 [#01571505]
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nonono.. you got it all wrong.

we're both hemaphrodites.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-20 07:11 [#01571517]
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biggiesmartypants gets sweaty palms


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-20 07:27 [#01571533]
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* Drunken Mastah licks the sweat of biggiesmartypants'
palms.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-21 08:06 [#01571758]
Points: 833 Status: Lurker



0_0 my first boyfriend (2 week relationship in 6th grade)
was a huge Nirvana and John Lennon fan and was always
drinking and smoking when I was there. I would put on a
Beatles record with "I wanna hold your hand" on it and the
part in the song that (supposedly) says, "I get high!" would
skip endlessly and he thought it was the coolest thing
ever.

Then my second boyfriend (another brief relationship in 9th
grade) turned out to be gay and was with me as a way to
prove to people that he wasnt gay. Hooray!



 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-04-21 08:08 [#01571762]
Points: 3718 Status: Lurker | Followup to SValx: #01571462



where are you in cheshire? im in wilmslow but dont worry -
im not called chris.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-04-22 01:20 [#01572899]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



I was five and she was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
sHe wore black and I wore white
sHe would always win the fight

Bang bang
sHe shot me down
Bang bang
I hit the ground
Bang bang
That awful sound
Bang bang
My baby shot me down

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up by called her mine
sHe would always laugh and say
Remember when we used to play

Bang bang
I shot you down
Bang bang
You hit the ground
Bang bang
That awful sound
Bang bang
I used to shoot you down

Music played and all people sang
Just for me the church bells rang

Now she's gone I don't know why
Until these days sometimes I cry
sHe didn't even say good bye
sHe didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang
sHe shot me down
Bang bang
I hit the ground
Bang bang
That awful sound
Bang bang
My baby shot me down



 


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