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Dolphins arre beautiful... ...But not as beautiful as you. wtf/lol? I've been watching a thing about people on a 'fat holiday', and on theirr firrst night out of the 'fat rresorrt' that's the chatup line (if that's what you can call it), that prrobably the fattest girrl on theirr uses on some bloke. I'm sorrrry, but i found it funny beyond comparre. |
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I'd have replied "If I was a dolphin I would feel right at home swimming amongst creatures that smell just like you" |
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life without you is like a broken pencil. pointless. |
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"You know that dolphins are one of the few animals that have secks purely for fun?..." |
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Oh, I'm going to worrk my magik with that one this frriday night. |
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".... so.... you know.... ya wanna like, have secks purely for fun, or something?" |
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One seck is my limit |
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"... since, like, you kinda remind me of a dolphin and all.." |
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you don't sweat much for a fat girl |
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Get your coat, love, it'll cover up more of your hideous flab |
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Come back when I have had a few more beers |
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