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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 08:49 [#01563641]
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yesterday i was walking home when i heard a guy behind me
say 'excuse me'. i thought he was asking for directions or
something so i stopped and turned around. this guy, he
looked about 30, ran up to me and said 'excuse me' again. i
said 'yes?'. Then he stroked my face with the back of his
hand and said 'heyyyyy' in a soothing voice.

I was shocked at this and said 'wha?', at that point made a
big grin, and turned and ran over to his 2 friends who were
talking to each other and didnt notice what just went on. i
turned and continued walking home.

true story :\



 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 08:54 [#01563644]
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bob bob.... :)


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 08:56 [#01563646]
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did you like it?


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 08:59 [#01563651]
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i like this story!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563653]
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no i did not like it! it was creepy!


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563654]
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i mean, did he like being stroked :p


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563655]
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toxik, you are downloading from me, in slsk, squarepusher?
:)


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563656]
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o Icccc


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563657]
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you should've said "A/S/L ?"


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 09:01 [#01563658]
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yes, yes i am :)


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:02 [#01563659]
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cool :))


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 09:03 [#01563661]
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Did he strike you hard or not very?
in any case, he is a scumbag.
just in case he stroke hard, he is a SCUMBAG, if not very -
he is a strange muthafukking scumbag, with strange shits
going on in his brain.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 09:05 [#01563666]
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he stroked me soft, the way men in the 40s would stroke
women having hissy fits, to calm them down...


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 09:08 [#01563669]
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strange story.
i though he could just do that on a bet, but you say that
his friends didn't notice anything.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:08 [#01563670]
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he sounds like a caring man. you should've let him get
away.


 

offline welt on 2005-04-13 09:11 [#01563671]
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sounds GAY.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-13 09:11 [#01563672]
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An LOL occured when i pictured the gentleman on the left of
bob's avatar saying the letters "A.....S......L....?"


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-13 09:19 [#01563684]
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this threads english is amazing!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-04-13 09:22 [#01563691]
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What the heck?? thats strange. How did this "stroker" know
you werent going to beat his ass? You must look like an
innocent guy Bob Mcbob.



 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-13 09:22 [#01563692]
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do you live near mulholland dr.?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 09:29 [#01563698]
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hmm a lot of times people have looked at me and assumed i
was like 16-17 even though i am 20...at any rate this guy
was about 10 years older than me and was as mellow as a
cloud...

r40f- um no...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:32 [#01563699]
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true story:


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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:33 [#01563700]
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AH AH AHA AH AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA :-)) lol


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:35 [#01563702]
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how old are you bob?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-13 09:35 [#01563703]
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haahahah! fav+


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:36 [#01563707]
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:)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 09:38 [#01563708]
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i just said i was 20! pay attention!

although i will be 21 in 14 days...


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:42 [#01563711]
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ah sorry, i don't see it...


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 09:42 [#01563712]
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assumed i was like 16-17 even though i am 20
=/


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:43 [#01563713]
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yes, yes, i see now.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-13 09:44 [#01563715]
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sorry i dident know he siad it again ;)


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-13 09:46 [#01563717]
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"..assumed i
was like 16-17 even though i am 20.."

it could be worse. i'm 24 and look like 16-17.

anyway, it sounds like that guy was on mush.

that or he made a bet with his friends that he could get you
to blush and/or grin and look uncomfortable.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-13 09:50 [#01563723]
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he said he's 20, why aren't you paying attention?!?!


 

offline Pigfarmer from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 09:53 [#01563724]
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This board is so retarded.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:01 [#01563732]
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nuh uh!


 

offline Pigfarmer from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:02 [#01563734]
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Sorry, someones gotta say it!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:03 [#01563735]
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ok, you're right.


 

offline Pigfarmer from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:05 [#01563737]
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hurray!


 

offline Pigfarmer from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:08 [#01563738]
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...and to come back to the topic: Its a so sad when you
realize that the world is full of morons like him. I hope
next time when a stranger asks you something you just punch
him straight in his face! That urban life...



 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-13 10:10 [#01563740]
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this board is the best!


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offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 10:13 [#01563743]
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he was bigger than me and had his 2 friends with him, i
couldnt punch him...


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 10:16 [#01563747]
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hahaha. (!!!)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-13 10:33 [#01563760]
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haha he was bigger than you...what a faggot you are. I
would have just pulled out my flick knife and sliced the
fuckers throat open, and as he was gurgling for breath I
would have walked over to his two friends and licked their
faces.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:35 [#01563761]
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strange shits going on in his brain


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-13 10:36 [#01563764]
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dude he had ran away before i had even realised what was
going on, i was in shock for a few seconds...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563766]
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Meh, he was just a gay dude hwo found you attractive and
stroked your face. It's not like he raped you (that will be
tomorrow)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563767]
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he said he was 20.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563768]
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i guess he liked you bob


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563770]
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yeah, your poopchute is in serious danger now.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-13 10:40 [#01563775]
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You were assualted in the gayest (in all three meanings of
the word (homosexually, lamely, and happily)) manner
available to man.


 


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