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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 08:49 [#01563641]
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yesterday i was walking home when i heard a guy behind me say 'excuse me'. i thought he was asking for directions or something so i stopped and turned around. this guy, he looked about 30, ran up to me and said 'excuse me' again. i said 'yes?'. Then he stroked my face with the back of his hand and said 'heyyyyy' in a soothing voice.
I was shocked at this and said 'wha?', at that point made a big grin, and turned and ran over to his 2 friends who were talking to each other and didnt notice what just went on. i turned and continued walking home.
true story :\
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 08:54 [#01563644]
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bob bob.... :)
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 08:56 [#01563646]
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did you like it?
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 08:59 [#01563651]
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i like this story!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563653]
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no i did not like it! it was creepy!
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563654]
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i mean, did he like being stroked :p
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563655]
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toxik, you are downloading from me, in slsk, squarepusher? :)
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563656]
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o Icccc
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:00 [#01563657]
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you should've said "A/S/L ?"
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 09:01 [#01563658]
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yes, yes i am :)
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:02 [#01563659]
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cool :))
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 09:03 [#01563661]
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Did he strike you hard or not very? in any case, he is a scumbag. just in case he stroke hard, he is a SCUMBAG, if not very - he is a strange muthafukking scumbag, with strange shits going on in his brain.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 09:05 [#01563666]
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he stroked me soft, the way men in the 40s would stroke women having hissy fits, to calm them down...
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 09:08 [#01563669]
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strange story. i though he could just do that on a bet, but you say that his friends didn't notice anything.
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:08 [#01563670]
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he sounds like a caring man. you should've let him get away.
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welt
on 2005-04-13 09:11 [#01563671]
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sounds GAY.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-13 09:11 [#01563672]
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An LOL occured when i pictured the gentleman on the left of bob's avatar saying the letters "A.....S......L....?"
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-13 09:19 [#01563684]
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this threads english is amazing!
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2005-04-13 09:22 [#01563691]
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What the heck?? thats strange. How did this "stroker" know you werent going to beat his ass? You must look like an innocent guy Bob Mcbob.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-13 09:22 [#01563692]
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do you live near mulholland dr.?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 09:29 [#01563698]
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hmm a lot of times people have looked at me and assumed i was like 16-17 even though i am 20...at any rate this guy was about 10 years older than me and was as mellow as a cloud...
r40f- um no...
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 09:32 [#01563699]
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true story:
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:33 [#01563700]
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AH AH AHA AH AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHA :-)) lol
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:35 [#01563702]
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how old are you bob?
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-13 09:35 [#01563703]
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haahahah! fav+
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:36 [#01563707]
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:)
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 09:38 [#01563708]
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i just said i was 20! pay attention!
although i will be 21 in 14 days...
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:42 [#01563711]
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ah sorry, i don't see it...
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 09:42 [#01563712]
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assumed i was like 16-17 even though i am 20 =/
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2005-04-13 09:43 [#01563713]
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yes, yes, i see now.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-13 09:44 [#01563715]
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sorry i dident know he siad it again ;)
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-13 09:46 [#01563717]
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"..assumed i was like 16-17 even though i am 20.."
it could be worse. i'm 24 and look like 16-17.
anyway, it sounds like that guy was on mush.
that or he made a bet with his friends that he could get you to blush and/or grin and look uncomfortable.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-13 09:50 [#01563723]
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he said he's 20, why aren't you paying attention?!?!
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Pigfarmer
from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 09:53 [#01563724]
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This board is so retarded.
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:01 [#01563732]
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nuh uh!
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Pigfarmer
from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:02 [#01563734]
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Sorry, someones gotta say it!
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:03 [#01563735]
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ok, you're right.
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Pigfarmer
from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:05 [#01563737]
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hurray!
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Pigfarmer
from Ipswich (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:08 [#01563738]
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...and to come back to the topic: Its a so sad when you realize that the world is full of morons like him. I hope next time when a stranger asks you something you just punch him straight in his face! That urban life...
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-13 10:10 [#01563740]
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this board is the best!
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 10:13 [#01563743]
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he was bigger than me and had his 2 friends with him, i couldnt punch him...
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-04-13 10:16 [#01563747]
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hahaha. (!!!)
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-13 10:33 [#01563760]
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haha he was bigger than you...what a faggot you are. I would have just pulled out my flick knife and sliced the fuckers throat open, and as he was gurgling for breath I would have walked over to his two friends and licked their faces.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-13 10:35 [#01563761]
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strange shits going on in his brain
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Bob Mcbob
on 2005-04-13 10:36 [#01563764]
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dude he had ran away before i had even realised what was going on, i was in shock for a few seconds...
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563766]
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Meh, he was just a gay dude hwo found you attractive and stroked your face. It's not like he raped you (that will be tomorrow)
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563767]
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he said he was 20.
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563768]
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i guess he liked you bob
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-13 10:37 [#01563770]
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yeah, your poopchute is in serious danger now.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-13 10:40 [#01563775]
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You were assualted in the gayest (in all three meanings of the word (homosexually, lamely, and happily)) manner available to man.
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