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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-10 12:17 [#01559125]
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i.e. stealing for the sake of it.
i stole a tree once and gave it to a friend. he went to the garden centre next dayand bought a decorative bowl to plant it in. the fir tree didn't like being indoors and died. the cleaners weren't to impressed either. apparently a tree had gone missing from her friends garden a few days earlier.
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ToXikFB
on 2005-04-10 12:19 [#01559128]
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i stole a baby once...well long story short, i shit my pants
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-10 12:27 [#01559150]
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I went through a phase with a friend, trying to nick the hardest things to get to in shops, as you say just for the sake of it. I once got a lot of stuff stolen from a car and it really put me down for some time...the stuff was all hidden in the boot and stuff but they got me.
I don't steal anymore though i think stealing form the big stores and conglomerates isn't as bad, they steal from us too and they have enough insurance.
Stealing someone's own possesions hurts a lot.
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-10 12:27 [#01559153]
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Not very bright.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-10 12:29 [#01559155]
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One of my ex girlfriends while I lived in Sheffield stole an entire shop sign from a keycutters including a three foot wooden key which she turned up at my house with. I also had about 400 ash trays she had taken, road signs, tram signs and pretty much everything else that was en route from the pub to my house or her flat.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-10 12:30 [#01559156]
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Actually we used to have kids knocking on the door asking is we had any spare road cones they could use as posts. I think there was only 1 occassion where we didn't.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-10 12:31 [#01559159]
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i stole a sucker from the grocery store when i was 3 or 4. i remember my mom seeing it and making me take it back and apologize.
so, i never really stole anything after that. BUT i am a huge movie/music/software pirate :(
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-10 12:35 [#01559168]
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:) well sweet.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-10 17:51 [#01560375]
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being a college student, stealing little things is essential. im not gonna pay $15 for a pair on sunglasees? 2 bucks so i can have some skewers for a shish kabob? fuck that!
last 5 finger discount: a pack of 2 pacifiers that are unbelievably money.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:53 [#01560377]
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you'd think the police could've figured something out.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-10 17:55 [#01560382]
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that's really awesome.
hedphukker - pacifiers?
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560391]
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i steal signs mostly. it is fun
i stole a seat off a bus a few months back. can't belive i got away with it, walking straight past the driver. i also stole the 'welcome sign' on my school gates on the last day of school.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560392]
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he must have 2 small babies.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560395]
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oh my!
who is that little lady in your avatar?
your girlfriend?
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Snakejuice
from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-04-10 18:53 [#01560585]
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Nicked the video cards and processors out of 6 display cases at Best Buy couple years back. So many cameras in that place. The entire video cam display was pointed at me as I did the deed. I was sweating.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 19:15 [#01560660]
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what little lady? where?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:28 [#01560816]
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that one!
with the glasses!
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-10 20:30 [#01560818]
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You dig that butch lesbian look?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:36 [#01560841]
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you call that pampered face there "butch", mr. hobbes?
have you gone all homosexual on us?
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hobbes
from age on 2005-04-10 20:43 [#01560860]
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That's what i thought about you as well!
I know a few quite butch lesbians who have that sort of style, that's all. They like it, you like it, i don't.
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mimi
on 2005-04-10 20:46 [#01560865]
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wow, i am a college student with no money from my parents but i never steal! why would it be essential for you to steal pacifiers?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:48 [#01560872]
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I didn't say I liked it though, my dear Oscar Wilde-esque friend.
you are drawing the wrong conclusions.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 20:50 [#01560879]
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can you leave my face alone please :-/
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-10 20:53 [#01560885]
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maybe some cretin will ms-paint on a lewd illustration...
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-10 21:00 [#01560920]
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i once saw a hamster doing the splits! he wasnt stealing though he bought the tutu from matalan!
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Snakejuice
from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-04-10 21:53 [#01560994]
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it's important to wrap your hamster in electrical tape. electrical tape stretches and keeps the little buggers from exploding.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-10 22:30 [#01561032]
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thats true but they dont like gaffa tape, it brings them out in a rash made of peas! and they cant do ballet with pea rash
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-10 23:01 [#01561037]
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because i need to stop biting my nails/smoking cigarettes, so the pacifiers feed my oral fixation. also, sucking on a pacifier is just really fucking comforting. o, and theyre for the occasionall roll.
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mimi
on 2005-04-10 23:21 [#01561041]
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sooooo basically what you're saying is that you're beyond retarded
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-10 23:29 [#01561043]
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Only time I stole was over a couple weeks when I was 17. Stole from a few stores, just removing the detector and taking the CD. Also just cutting open the packaging and taking the item from inside. Got some headphones and memory cards that way. Easiest to do in -------, a huge store where they well most things bulk. Walk behind the huge aisles where nobody was. The kid I was doing it with got out with an X-Box by putting it in a duffle bag and then buying the bag. He went there often enough that they started using secret shoppers which he recognized and pointed out to me. The secreat shopper guy had his eye on us the whole time it was hilarious now that I think of it. Last time was from ---, my friend took off the detector, but his particular CD had another one inside the actual case of the CD.
What saved us was my friend had X-Box games that he had stolen from ------- and was going to sell at a video game store. The alarms went off and I had a horrible Oh Fuck feeling. The woman saw the bag with dvd-like boxes in his hand and said 'Oh, are those DVD's?', he said yes, and we were allowed to just walk out.LAZY_TITLE
i wrot ethat and then felt like i should take out the store names for some reason.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-10 23:32 [#01561045]
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hah, you just got owned by mimi
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Taxidermist
from Black Grass on 2005-04-11 01:30 [#01561072]
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Did he really just describe pacifiers as money?
Ravers suck!
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-11 02:04 [#01561083]
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I used to steal make up from the body shop then sell it in school when I was younger, wouldent even dream of stealing now......... *hides soulseek behind her back*
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-11 02:09 [#01561087]
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are you telling me a clear red and yellow pacifier isn't money??? and i am NOT a raver! i just like bright colors and pretty lights.... and electronic music.... and e....... oh no.....
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