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magicant
from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:50 [#01555129]
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i put a condom on and i completely lost my erection. i hate them.
but until my girlfriend goes on the pill, i'm gonna have to get used to them. i'm thinking of masturbating with them to get the hang of them.
does anybody else hate condoms?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:53 [#01555131]
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Uh, i think the problem is that you lose an erection in the 5 seconds it takes to put one on.
I dont like them because I cant feel anything. I've used those microthin kimono ones from japan too, same deal.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:54 [#01555132]
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I never lost an erection because of putting on a condom. for me this is simply impossible.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:55 [#01555133]
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maybe it takes him like three minutes and it's a sweaty fight with elastic rubber slapping all over the place.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:55 [#01555136]
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I do hate the smell of condoms. sex in general is kind of iffy in the smell department and a faint smell of rubber doesn't help the proceedings.
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magicant
from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:56 [#01555137]
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yeah, the condom wouldn't even roll down all the way to the base of my penis. i think it was too small.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:56 [#01555139]
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haha i can see it now.
*imagines flapping foreskin and runaway penis ballon*
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555140]
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I think you put it on backwards. lol.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555141]
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agreed
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555142]
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so you thought you'd help it by making your penis smaller.. and that's where it all went pearshaped..
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magicant
from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:59 [#01555143]
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naw naw, my girlfriend was on her period, so she left the room to take out the tampon, and she gave me this condom she got from school. by the time she came back, my erection was lost, cuz i didn't know wtf i was doing.
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:00 [#01555144]
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wow man... most girls will not do that...
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2005-04-06 23:00 [#01555145]
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then what did she say? ;)
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:01 [#01555146]
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oh the romance..!
brings joy to my old curmudgeonly heart.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:01 [#01555147]
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"..men!"
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2005-04-06 23:02 [#01555148]
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"what, again?"
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:04 [#01555149]
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fav+
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pf
from Finland on 2005-04-06 23:08 [#01555150]
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Its good that you lost your erection, as the sex would have got real messy.
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:09 [#01555151]
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yeah, hopefully that's what she said...
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:10 [#01555152]
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ha ha!
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:15 [#01555154]
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wow, sex while "AUNT FLOW" is in town is a NO NO for me...
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:16 [#01555155]
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ewww..... i think....
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:18 [#01555156]
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wow... it's been a while... you picked a giid thread to return to...
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:19 [#01555157]
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yeah, i should really stop trying to type shit with my keyboard resting on the arm of a loveseat...
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:22 [#01555159]
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oh my you finally changed your avatar from that guy screaming!
yeah, hows everyone doing? anything new i should know about?
meh....
this topic is pretty funny tho... do lots of people have sex even when the girl is on her period?
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DeadEight
from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:30 [#01555163]
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ha yeah, i change my avatar maybe once every half year or something... was the last one lame (i can take it... be honest)?
as for things going on here... well... they're probably the same as always...you missed an awful lot of heated debate about various legitimate and illegitimate autechre leaks (needless to say all of it will come up in my memoirs in 20 years time)...
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:33 [#01555165]
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haha... no your avatar is always good, actually... (probably why you don't change it often)
yeah i figured.
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-07 01:52 [#01555188]
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i hate them cause they are so fking expensive
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-04-07 03:06 [#01555221]
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does Your girlfriend like this thread ?
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-07 03:07 [#01555223]
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They make me itch
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-04-07 03:21 [#01555230]
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I hate them especially the rubbery smell and the fact that you can forget felatio/cunnilingus afterwards because of the taste.
And that taste always comes through even if flavoured.
There's plenty you can do without them and for certain times of the month if you're they're unnecessary.... I love those times :)
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Skink
from A cesspool in eden on 2005-04-07 03:24 [#01555234]
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I don't mind condoms or the smell of sex, however i don't like it when you have have walked into room where people have had sex. The smell gets me a little then.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-07 06:08 [#01555413]
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awful topic. and that's coming frrom me
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 06:11 [#01555416]
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you big girls blouse!
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coyote
from NY (Canada) on 2005-04-07 06:14 [#01555420]
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i hate the smell of anal sex
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 06:15 [#01555423]
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you're not supposed to stick your nose in.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-07 06:15 [#01555424]
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i hate the smell of barrnyarrd sex
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coyote
from NY (Canada) on 2005-04-07 06:16 [#01555426]
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hahahaha
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:06 [#01555642]
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So this guy is losing his red wings and cant operate a jimmy? Thats vintage. RTFM!!!
No really condoms for som reason come with directions.
hahah!
directions for erections!
:D
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:08 [#01555643]
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i hate having no need for condoms.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:09 [#01555646]
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It keeps wanking a bit cleaner
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-07 08:12 [#01555654]
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LOL! It takes what... half a min to get a full erection back.
I've done it while on the rag. It wasn't the heaviest flow but I still did it.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 08:13 [#01555655]
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the guy didn't mind you bleeding all over the place?
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:15 [#01555659]
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HeeHeeHee
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-07 08:19 [#01555669]
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gross, did you really have to put your dick in her bleeding axe wound? couldn't you wait a few days?
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:21 [#01555671]
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i've had secks with a girl while she was still raggin'.
i wouldn't do that with a girl that i wasn't quite comfortable with though.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:21 [#01555673]
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haha! awesome! i always thought of a girl doing the splits on an axe to create that.
good call!
you dont have your red wings? its not really a big deal. just put towels down and perhaps use a rubber and then you are just having sex. messy bloody sex.
:D!!! hahahahaha! ace
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:22 [#01555674]
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Ronald raggin?
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xf
from Australia on 2005-04-07 08:22 [#01555675]
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yeah, condoms suck.
you need this: LAZY_TITLE
i don't see how the hell you can lose an erection trying to put a condom on, though; i dunno, don't most people in relationships have regular sex or something? i can understand that if it's like your first few times trying it, but not every time.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:28 [#01555682]
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maybe they are underagers?
:O !!!
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