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offline magicant from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:50 [#01555129]
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i put a condom on and i completely lost my erection. i hate
them.

but until my girlfriend goes on the pill, i'm gonna have to
get used to them. i'm thinking of masturbating with them to
get the hang of them.

does anybody else hate condoms?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:53 [#01555131]
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Uh, i think the problem is that you lose an erection in the
5 seconds it takes to put one on.

I dont like them because I cant feel anything. I've used
those microthin kimono ones from japan too, same deal.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:54 [#01555132]
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I never lost an erection because of putting on a condom. for
me this is simply impossible.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:55 [#01555133]
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maybe it takes him like three minutes and it's a sweaty
fight with elastic rubber slapping all over the place.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:55 [#01555136]
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I do hate the smell of condoms. sex in general is kind of
iffy in the smell department and a faint smell of rubber
doesn't help the proceedings.


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:56 [#01555137]
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yeah, the condom wouldn't even roll down all the way to the
base of my penis. i think it was too small.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:56 [#01555139]
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haha i can see it now.

*imagines flapping foreskin and runaway penis ballon*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555140]
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I think you put it on backwards. lol.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555141]
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agreed


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 22:57 [#01555142]
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so you thought you'd help it by making your penis smaller..
and that's where it all went pearshaped..


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2005-04-06 22:59 [#01555143]
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naw naw, my girlfriend was on her period, so she left the
room to take out the tampon, and she gave me this condom she
got from school. by the time she came back, my erection was
lost, cuz i didn't know wtf i was doing.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:00 [#01555144]
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wow man... most girls will not do that...


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-04-06 23:00 [#01555145]
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then what did she say? ;)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:01 [#01555146]
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oh the romance..!

brings joy to my old curmudgeonly heart.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:01 [#01555147]
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"..men!"


 

offline darkpromenade from Australia on 2005-04-06 23:02 [#01555148]
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"what, again?"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:04 [#01555149]
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fav+


 

offline pf from Finland on 2005-04-06 23:08 [#01555150]
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Its good that you lost your erection, as the sex would have
got real messy.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:09 [#01555151]
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yeah, hopefully that's what she said...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-06 23:10 [#01555152]
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ha ha!


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:15 [#01555154]
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wow, sex while "AUNT FLOW" is in town is a NO NO for me...


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:16 [#01555155]
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ewww..... i think....


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:18 [#01555156]
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wow... it's been a while... you picked a giid thread to
return to...


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:19 [#01555157]
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yeah, i should really stop trying to type shit with my
keyboard resting on the arm of a loveseat...


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:22 [#01555159]
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oh my you finally changed your avatar from that guy
screaming!
yeah, hows everyone doing? anything new i should know
about?
meh....

this topic is pretty funny tho... do lots of people have sex
even when the girl is on her period?


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-06 23:30 [#01555163]
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ha yeah, i change my avatar maybe once every half year or
something... was the last one lame (i can take it... be
honest)?

as for things going on here... well... they're probably the
same as always...you missed an awful lot of heated debate
about various legitimate and illegitimate autechre leaks
(needless to say all of it will come up in my memoirs in 20
years time)...



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2005-04-06 23:33 [#01555165]
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haha... no your avatar is always good, actually... (probably
why you don't change it often)

yeah i figured.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-07 01:52 [#01555188]
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i hate them cause they are so fking expensive


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-04-07 03:06 [#01555221]
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does Your girlfriend like this thread ?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-07 03:07 [#01555223]
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They make me itch


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-04-07 03:21 [#01555230]
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I hate them especially the rubbery smell and the fact that
you can forget felatio/cunnilingus afterwards because of the
taste.

And that taste always comes through even if flavoured.

There's plenty you can do without them and for certain times
of the month if you're they're unnecessary.... I love those
times :)



 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2005-04-07 03:24 [#01555234]
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I don't mind condoms or the smell of sex, however i don't
like it when you have have walked into room where people
have had sex. The smell gets me a little then.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-07 06:08 [#01555413]
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awful topic. and that's coming frrom me


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 06:11 [#01555416]
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you big girls blouse!


 

offline coyote from NY (Canada) on 2005-04-07 06:14 [#01555420]
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i hate the smell of anal sex


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 06:15 [#01555423]
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you're not supposed to stick your nose in.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-07 06:15 [#01555424]
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i hate the smell of barrnyarrd sex


 

offline coyote from NY (Canada) on 2005-04-07 06:16 [#01555426]
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hahahaha



 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:06 [#01555642]
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So this guy is losing his red wings and cant operate a
jimmy? Thats vintage. RTFM!!!

No really condoms for som reason come with directions.

hahah!

directions for erections!

:D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:08 [#01555643]
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i hate having no need for condoms.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:09 [#01555646]
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It keeps wanking a bit cleaner


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-07 08:12 [#01555654]
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LOL! It takes what... half a min to get a full erection
back.

I've done it while on the rag. It wasn't the heaviest flow
but I still did it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-07 08:13 [#01555655]
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the guy didn't mind you bleeding all over the place?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:15 [#01555659]
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HeeHeeHee


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-07 08:19 [#01555669]
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gross, did you really have to put your dick in her bleeding
axe wound? couldn't you wait a few days?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-07 08:21 [#01555671]
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i've had secks with a girl while she was still raggin'.

i wouldn't do that with a girl that i wasn't quite
comfortable with though.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:21 [#01555673]
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haha! awesome! i always thought of a girl doing the splits
on an axe to create that.

good call!

you dont have your red wings? its not really a big deal.
just put towels down and perhaps use a rubber and then you
are just having sex. messy bloody sex.

:D!!! hahahahaha! ace


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:22 [#01555674]
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Ronald raggin?


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-04-07 08:22 [#01555675]
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yeah, condoms suck.

you need this: LAZY_TITLE

i don't see how the hell you can lose an erection trying to
put a condom on, though; i dunno, don't most people in
relationships have regular sex or something? i can
understand that if it's like your first few times trying it,
but not every time.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-07 08:28 [#01555682]
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maybe they are underagers?

:O !!!


 


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