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oh heh, i suck. always seem to assume most people here are in their 20's. |
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Funny (not) how this topic turned into (schoolground) discussion of epically shit proportions. Obviously this is the lads first time trying and it was probably the mixture of embaressment and anxiety got to him. It's not his fault. I remember the first time I tried to put on a condom, I managed to get it over my head but every time I tried to blow it up with my nose it popped off :( |
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mr floppy |
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rubber johnny |
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At least he's getting some (potentially) |
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and whats to say i'm not? |
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post based psychological evalution. |
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freud |
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Give my regards to your future boyfriend. |
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Nope not me.. even tho its a bitch when she gets on her period, just gotta wait out the 4-5 days. She thinks of other ways of keeping me happy :) |
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It would be better for you if she did more than think though. |
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hey! nice thread, people! go on!! |
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condoms are nice if your couple and you know how to make it funny and creative |
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Go to Thailand, put drugs in them, swallow them, return to your home country, shit the drugs out. Sell 99% of what you brought back, take the other 1% and fuck completely off your face. |
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totally agree about the smell |
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lol |
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Lee, your a bit serious as of late. I am worried. Are things ok? You never returned my email from ages ago. :/ |
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so...how about those analord releases? |
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Yep things are OK thanks. I am just really tired. :) |
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just... dont. |
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Ah good to hear! :) Carry on then! *referee signals to players that the game can resume* (this thread is brought to you by Snickers. Hungry? Why wait?) |
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i think you made a mistake. that was supposed to be a follow up to magicant. |
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Condoms annoy me because I feel jack shit and they make my cock look like a fucking sausage. |
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surely you have other things to focus on then how aesthetically pleasing your cock looks to you? |
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Since when did a cock look like anything other than a fucking ugly sausage? |
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well a sausage about to burst qrter: my cock is lovely. |
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you're an egosexual! |
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the cock in your avatar? |
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Yes, |
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are you the girl with a penis? |
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Yes, |
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what'd freud say.. |
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they forgot to mention the step were if you still have foreskin covering your dick-tip when you have a full on erection, you need to get a goddamn circumcision. |
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how did it feel receving a circumcision at the age of 29? |
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haha! |
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i don't know why, but i just lost complete desire once i had the condom on. by the time i had got it on, my penis was flacid and would not return. so i fingered her g-spot afterward. when i was finished i had blood all over my hand!! |
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she thinks its fine because she remains anonymous. |
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lovely. |
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what a caring bird she is... |
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when i was finished i had blood all over my hand!! WONDERFUL!! |
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it was a cool experience. :) |
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i'm glad you enjoyed y'self... you've gone where few of us have gone before... |
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eeuu man. what the fuck? wait for it to pass like regular people... |
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Ohhh, you use condoms....what a fucking "Playa" you are.... |
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A beach? That made no sense. |
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My boyfriends the same way. We always started off not wearing one. you know to get his cock wet :D and then he'll put one on and it bothers, and he doesnt feel it anymore. then he would take it off and its 10 times better. I dont remember the last time he wore a condom( even though he buys them) So now whenever I get my period theres a sigh of relief followed by aggravation of having my period again until next month. |
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Well at least you fingered her. Smart move! That way if in the future she doesnt want to have sex you'll most likely get head. Its a give and take. I for one commend your brave actions! I think its more common in the states to "lose ones red wings". I find it surprising that alot of people find it disgusting. But to each their own. |
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You can't bleed out AIDS (which your boyfriend has) |
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yes! i knew this wonderful thread would break 100! |
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