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I cant believe you got the 100 slot! bastid!!! *runs away and hides* |
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this thread should shoot out free contraceptives as prizes. can we have that functionality in the new xltronic? |
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*takes a dump in thread* |
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-- CLEANUP NEEDED IN ISLE 3 -- -- CLEANUP NEEDED IN ISLE 3 -- |
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(i hate) popadoms |
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i hate pepadew flavour crisps. |
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or would want to go. personally - blood does nothing for me. |
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blood is not something you want to find in a girl's pussy. maybe i'm too south african :) |
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blood is gross, but if its the blood of someone you love, you kinda treat it like its your own... it's not as disguisting, but its still gross. |
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"oh. yay. blood. sexy." |
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"struck oil" :-/ |
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yes i know all about this. it is called phimosis. if you get your foreskin snagged underneath it becomes paraphimosis and its really dangerous and your nob can fall off. |
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i dunno should i rely on you wankers? |
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probably not |
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I like pink condoms in my head |
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...jesus. what a waste of 10 minutes. and i'll never get those back. sigh. |
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instead of condoms, i've just been withdrawing from my girlfriend's vagina as soon as i come. but that's pretty risky, so i think i gotta just get used to condoms until the pill kicks in. |
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You have sex with your girlfriend, we get it. |
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no its okay! thats totally safe! |
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is that what you do? |
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no it is not safe. unless you'd like some children. then it's Safetyville AHOY! |
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no i beat my bitch with a wooden spoon. |
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I've heard thats not safe. Apparently you can still get her pregnant from pre-cum. |
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seriously though this is totally safe practice. it shouldn't be a problem and you will never get her pregnant or catch any STI's. its totally fool proof. |
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Sword of Lolzor +3 |
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i like poppadums. |
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i don't hate condoms anymore. |
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holy crap, i made this thread when i was having sex all the time - but my girlfriend dumped me Jan 1 2007 and i haven't had sex in over a year! Shit! |
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You had sex with your girlfriend, we get it. |
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and you're obsessed with her still. |
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you didn't, we get it :P |
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: O don't make me go upside your head! |
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i miss qrter |
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qrter said sex is iffy in the smell department- that's because he has gay butt sex. |
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because he has DUBturbo sex. |
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well that was a chuckle. and i agree with an old dorm buddy who once said 'condoms are bull shit' tho i will use one if its an option for the anal-lords coz i dont like shit on me dick. |
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they hurt |
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