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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-13 17:08 [#00087524]
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Who cares who wins a gold medal! The only intrest I have is in them falling over and the occasional revealing costume/pose.
It is the same with skiing apart from the costume bit of course.
Rather than competitive sport, why not hold Miss world type compititions with gymnastic moves etc.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-13 17:28 [#00087539]
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i like that skiing event where they fly hundreds of feet through the air while leaning forward.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-13 17:45 [#00087545]
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Horrible accidents happen more often in events like that. I think they should allow athleates to take as many drugs as they like just to see how fast they go. Perhaps if they had an olympics just for people who cheat that would make it more fun.
"And in lane two we have Jim Googleflip, who has been on steroids and has bionic legs, in lane three you will notice that the Britsh competitor is on a motorcycle".
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-13 18:16 [#00087561]
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i figure they could hide landmines and razor wire and give spectators rifles.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-13 18:20 [#00087565]
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Great idea I always thought that soccer would be better if by half time no-one has scored, they let a few hungry lions on to the pitch. I would pay to see that!!
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-13 18:23 [#00087567]
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they could use a couple of soccer balls, some would be cleverly disguised bombs.
a new event: outrun the gun. a competitor is placed within an arena for 30 seconds as an automatic weapon is fired at them.
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Inverted Whale
from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-02-13 18:37 [#00087578]
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Er, that's kind of sick, just hold the skating events on a frozen lake and cut a couple of holes in the ice. Nobody gets hurt but how embarrasing!
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-13 18:41 [#00087581]
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Electric Swimming: Competitors have to get to the end of the pool before the counter reaches zero. Or they are zapped by a zillion volts fed into the water.
Horiblly Mismatched Boxing: *shouts in an annoucer type way* Marvel as a 300 pound man faces a 100 pound schoolgirl.
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-02-13 18:44 [#00087586]
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heavy object dash: object of reasonable (meaning lethal) size and bluntness are dropped upon the track which the athletes run. athlete must avoid being crushed by objects and hurdle objects as they are to stay in lane also. lanes will be surrouned by electric fences.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-02-13 19:04 [#00087601]
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010101, ever see the "all drug olympics" sketch on SNL? heh.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-02-13 19:23 [#00087610]
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No, can I get it on the web?
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Paco
from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-02-13 23:02 [#00087822]
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Best name ever: Irina Slutskaya.
-P
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