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Who cares who wins a gold medal! The only intrest I have is in them falling over and the occasional revealing costume/pose. It is the same with skiing apart from the costume bit of course. Rather than competitive sport, why not hold Miss world type compititions with gymnastic moves etc. |
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i like that skiing event where they fly hundreds of feet through the air while leaning forward. |
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Horrible accidents happen more often in events like that. I think they should allow athleates to take as many drugs as they like just to see how fast they go. Perhaps if they had an olympics just for people who cheat that would make it more fun. "And in lane two we have Jim Googleflip, who has been on steroids and has bionic legs, in lane three you will notice that the Britsh competitor is on a motorcycle". |
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i figure they could hide landmines and razor wire and give spectators rifles. |
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Great idea I always thought that soccer would be better if by half time no-one has scored, they let a few hungry lions on to the pitch. I would pay to see that!! |
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they could use a couple of soccer balls, some would be cleverly disguised bombs. a new event: outrun the gun. a competitor is placed within an arena for 30 seconds as an automatic weapon is fired at them. |
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Er, that's kind of sick, just hold the skating events on a frozen lake and cut a couple of holes in the ice. Nobody gets hurt but how embarrasing! |
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Electric Swimming: Competitors have to get to the end of the pool before the counter reaches zero. Or they are zapped by a zillion volts fed into the water. Horiblly Mismatched Boxing: *shouts in an annoucer type way* Marvel as a 300 pound man faces a 100 pound schoolgirl. |
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heavy object dash: object of reasonable (meaning lethal) size and bluntness are dropped upon the track which the athletes run. athlete must avoid being crushed by objects and hurdle objects as they are to stay in lane also. lanes will be surrouned by electric fences. |
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010101, ever see the "all drug olympics" sketch on SNL? heh. |
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No, can I get it on the web? |
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Best name ever: Irina Slutskaya. -P |
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