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April Fools!
 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-01 08:43 [#01549465]
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..just kidding. this is not a joke.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-01 08:44 [#01549470]
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Oh my god :(

*single sob*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-01 08:45 [#01549471]
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*sends fecalgram to everyone*


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-01 08:52 [#01549481]
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come on guys, this is serious shit!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-01 08:54 [#01549482]
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online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-04-01 11:13 [#01549695]
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huh ?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-04-01 11:15 [#01549698]
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if this is not a joke then i'm hoping you are not joking?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-01 11:34 [#01549739]
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:|


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-01 11:42 [#01549755]
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Shope is spoiling the internet for everyone.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 11:46 [#01549762]
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who invented this day? when i was little my sister and i did
some nasty shit to each other. "is that hot coffee i just
threw you with? oh, haha, april fools!"


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-01 11:48 [#01549766]
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Christians


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 11:49 [#01549768]
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what?


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-04-01 11:55 [#01549775]
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okay..not a very christianlike holiday is it?


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-01 11:59 [#01549779]
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one story ive heard is that april first was celebrated as a
pagan new years. the christians came along and changed the
calander and refered to those who did not comply as "april
fools" (come on dude dont you watch the simpsons?) :)

but there are a hundred stories on the origin of april
fools. no one really knows for sure.


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-04-01 11:59 [#01549780]
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anti sodomites


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-01 12:09 [#01549792]
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I sent this in the internal EMail:
"Phone test,
As some of you will be painfully aware, we have been
recently upgrading our phone system. One of the new
improvements is a voice recognition system (“VRS”)
similar to the one you may have used with BC Transit or
Shaw. To test our VRS we are going to have a simple quiz and
may even have a prize!
Question: Who invented the telephone?
Instructions:
• Call 7713
• Say your name (We have found that if you speak louder
than normal the computer will recognise your voice easer)
• Say the answer (Last name only)
• Say “End”
• Hang up

Thank you in advance for your assistance."

7713 is the paging system so people have been sying their
names followed by Bell-end.

I have been told that it is very unprofessional.



 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-01 12:10 [#01549793]
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My favorite reply:

This is a pretty disruptive April Fool's Joke. Let's hope
there are no clients in the office to hear how
unprofessional we are.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-01 12:19 [#01549801]
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what a sourpus


 


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