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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 13:36 [#01541912]
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Masturbation causes desensitisation. Proceed with caution
and only stimulate yourself if you cannot perform the
following due to hornyness:

Sleeping
Trying on pants
Cooking over an open flame
Giving a public speech
Hugging
Praying in church
Babysitting

Avoid pornography of anykind and dont use vasoline to for
anything other than its intended purpose.

this has been a public service brought to you by NADS
(Niggas Against De-Sensitisation)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-23 13:44 [#01541915]
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what's the minimum wage in the USA?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 13:45 [#01541916]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker | Followup to earthleakage: #01541915



Half of what I'm making right now.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-23 15:59 [#01542047]
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I hate money.



 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2005-03-23 16:49 [#01542101]
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haha great post

very informative as well


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-23 16:56 [#01542114]
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fuck that


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-24 00:23 [#01542461]
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LOL-> babysitting

Is horniness getting in the way of your babysitting carreer?
May we suggest a TaxisTM brand Kick In The Nuts
the next time you are on your way to a babysitting job?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-24 03:30 [#01542500]
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when i eat a yoghurt i would cut a single line in the top
then lick the goodness out


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-24 06:31 [#01542564]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



lol


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-24 09:34 [#01542750]
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I love wanking.


 


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