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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-21 20:02 [#01540269]
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I say yes. It will get mooshy.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-21 20:03 [#01540272]
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MARMITE


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-21 20:05 [#01540275]
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I have been trying to imagine what cocktail that goes into
and failing miserably.


 

offline rudster from the glasgow on 2005-03-21 20:05 [#01540276]
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cold flaxon charlie


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-21 20:06 [#01540277]
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i wonder if beef will put a bun in molly's oven soon?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-21 20:08 [#01540278]
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Being a cat will she have a litter?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-03-21 20:14 [#01540279]
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Yeah, and what about the peanutbutter?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-21 20:19 [#01540281]
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That is to attract the dog's tongue to one's genitalia.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-21 20:25 [#01540282]
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Could one say that "lung butter" is a better term for
"phlegm"?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-21 20:36 [#01540286]
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Not really. Lung butter sounds like an organ meat pate
savored by the French; therefore it is prone to cause
confusion.

Always choose the words that will convey your idea most
clearly.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-21 20:40 [#01540289]
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man i hope not

i have been enjoying the adventures of Cocktail
Recipies


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-21 21:25 [#01540307]
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man i hope not

agreed.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-21 21:27 [#01540310]
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*takes notes*


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-03-22 21:12 [#01541313]
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Don't worry, this is not going to turn into a strip that is
constantly about a baby.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-22 21:15 [#01541315]
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What do smart ladies know about raisins that I do not?


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-22 21:15 [#01541316]
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oh boy.

until you are so nude.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-23 11:11 [#01541781]
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as long as the baby doesn't become a character in the strip.
but i think that is dangerously likely!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-23 12:03 [#01541822]
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it's been like laughing at a corpse anyhow.




I'm sorry, I'll stop now.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-23 12:11 [#01541827]
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i havent read achewood for aaaaaaages


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-23 12:16 [#01541834]
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the rollover from yesterday's comic says "Don't worry, this
is not going to turn into a strip that is constantly about a
baby."


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-23 12:20 [#01541837]
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I don't care if the baby becomes a character, as long as it
doesn't get lame.

But, I think that's pretty unlikely.. at least, I doubt the
baby will be any more of a character than onstad is.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-23 15:02 [#01541966]
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i think it would be funny if Ray rode the crawling baby
around like a horse. he could trick it out with gold
diapers and try to pick up drunk chicks!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-23 15:04 [#01541968]
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baby bling


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-23 15:17 [#01541989]
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Fuck the hat0rz, i still love achewood. The blogs are pretty
good too, it's nice to see Mr Onstad flexing his more
linguistic muscles once in a while. I remember reading the
whole lot (from Episode Number One, fact fans) over the
course of a couple of hours and a great many spliffs, coming
away with a perma-grin and a deep insight into the
motivations of cats in thongs.

That other Alex can suck my BALLS.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-23 15:22 [#01541992]
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Oh don't mind Alex. He's so jaded he's bored to death of
ennui.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-23 15:30 [#01542005]
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That other Alex is so full of jaded sighs i heard a
jaded sigh company wanted to SPONSOR him. Shiiiiit.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-23 15:42 [#01542020]
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Ha! They're trying to trap him in their jaded sigh factory
with the other chickens and possibly debeak him. Then he'll
have something to sigh about, and they will bottle every
sigh.


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-23 15:49 [#01542034]
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this new jeff beck album really cooks!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-24 04:49 [#01542525]
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Hm. So far he's as mean and funny as ever, if not more.

Yay!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-24 09:57 [#01542779]
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I would perhaps suck your BALLS, other Alex, if there was
even a slight chance you would have a pair.

but alas.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-24 10:05 [#01542789]
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Pat must be pretty excited about the new Moby.


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-03-24 10:28 [#01542803]
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Walk-around butt!
When you wear it, you're a nut!
Walk-aroouuuuund...BUTT!
see warranty for details. not intended for chilren over
nine.

an instant classic!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-24 10:38 [#01542819]
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That's a low-blow! Or low-suck, maybe..


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-24 14:35 [#01543011]
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pistachios!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-24 17:42 [#01543168]
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and wasted!

we could've used our Alex-powers more effectively in the
Kill Joyrex thread that was closed much too early.

and why did Jivver's intrigueing Jedi Chris thread got
backhanded..?

the board is brimming with mysteries this eve.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-03-24 17:45 [#01543174]
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wha?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-24 18:02 [#01543201]
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I typed out a rambling but rather nicely bile-soaked little
monologue in that joyrex thread, but when i went to post
it'd been motherchuffing closed. Golly gosh was i
mildy pissed off.

I agree about the Alex Powers though. We could rule this
two-bit town if only we tried. They would all be our
bitches. Yeah, you heard me, our BITCHES.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-24 20:21 [#01543329]
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.




We Are The New Administration.


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-24 20:28 [#01543339]
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i posted in that thread and when i awoke i refreshed and it
was deleted. It took me 2 hours to remember what i posted.
damn


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-03-24 20:41 [#01543340]
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245


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-25 06:41 [#01543504]
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I think we can all rest easy, knowing that onstad hasn't
gone softy on us.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-25 12:51 [#01543709]
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.




This Is The Age of The Alex Administration.



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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-25 12:54 [#01543713]
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nice avatar/xltronic mind-meld avatar.

The Alex Administration is easily pleased by such fun
fripperies.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-25 13:02 [#01543717]
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I'm rebelling against the great repressing cold of the alex
(notice the intentional lower case) admin.

FIST OF FURY!


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-25 13:31 [#01543745]
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HA. just a look from any Alex will make you lose your
bottle and pee your pantaloons.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-25 16:23 [#01543947]
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"pantaloons"

wha hahaha!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-25 18:07 [#01544055]
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the new abstract thingy is less pleasing.

in fact - it lacks a bit of greatness. :(


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-09-27 08:04 [#01734946]
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your hypothesis, while highly probable, was simply
innacurate.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-09-27 09:08 [#01734996]
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you again, with your FISTING.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-09-27 09:12 [#01735001]
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mmm.. fisting.


 


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