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Hello, and welcome to todays debate where we discuss Chihiro and his existance. With us, we have professor Qrter and the esteemed hermit and person extraordinaire; Glen-Margareth Bohnsack. What would you say Chihiro is, Mr. Glen-Margareth Bohnsack? "well.. you see, my current theory is that Chihiro was born in 1994 from a mass of unsolved murder-cases and poems from New York City... after materialising in front of the home of Ms. Ingrind Bjoirgmoin, he was immediately taken in and taken care of. Now, while his childhood with Ms. Bjoirgmoin was a pleasant one and Chihiro never lacked in food or any of the other modern commodities, he always felt there was something missing, but he never knew what it was... However, at around 1999, he met Will Smith on a corner and Will told him: 'Chihiro: you should seek the internet.' Chihiro did, and he soon discovered 'hacking,' which he used as an outlet for his frustrations with still not knowing what it was he was missing. In 2001 he was arrested for hacking the FBI, causing the arrest of twenty randomly selected people at a retirement-home and a certain Mr. Xexoepoxe. He was then put in jail until 2003, and here we are..." |
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Chihiro was born on September 5th, 1939, in Australia. He moved to London, England in 1964, after serving in the Australian Army. Before becoming an actor, he worked as an auto mechanic, used car salesman, prestige car salesman, and as a male model, in London, England. In 1968, Chihiro was cast as James Bond, despite his only previous acting experience being in commercials, and his only film appearance being a bit-part in a 1965 Italian-made Bond spoof. Chihiro won the role based on a screen-test fight scene, the strength of his interviews, fight skills, and audition footage. A chance encounter with Bond series producer 'Cubby Broccoli' in a hair salon in 1966, in London, had given Chihiro his first shot at getting the role. Broccoli had made a mental note to remember Chihiro as a possible candidate at the time when he thought Chihiro looked like a Bond. The lengths Chihiro went to, to get the role included, spending his last pounds on acquiring a tailor-made suit from Sean Connery's tailor, which was originally made for Connery, along with purchasing a very Bondish-looking Rolex watch, and an Aston Martin DB5 car, the Bond car at the time. Chihiro quit the role of Bond right before the premiere of his only film, On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969), citing he would get other acting roles, and that his Bond contract, which was fourteen pages thick, was too demanding on him . In his post-Bond career, Chihiro has acted in TV movies, commercials, various recurring roles in TV series, the film series Emmanuel, several Bond movie spoofs, TV guest appearances, provided voice for several animated movies and series, and several Hong Kong action films, using his martial arts expertise. |
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Chihiro is a figment of our imagination. |
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serial fister |
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See? |
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HAHAHA! |
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;) |
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Oh!!! An Abstract thread about Chihiro..... wow It didn't deserve it.... Thanks Drunken Mastah :) You're too kind. |
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hahaha! you're welcome! |
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Trivia Daughter - Zoe (b. 1982) Grew up in Chattanooga, Tennessee One of Chihiro 's jobs as a struggling actor in New York was as a doorman at the popular Manhattan Plaza subsidized apts, home to hundreds of actors and artisits, including Giancarlo Esposito, who co-starred with Chihiro in Amos & Andrew (1993). Ranked #44 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list. [October 1997] Was an admitted drug user until he completed drug rehab two weeks before playing a drug addict in Chihiro Fever (1991). Accomplished at playing brass instruments (french horn, trumpet) in school symphony orchestras from grade 3 to grade 12 Graduated from Morehouse College in Atlanta, Georgia in 1972. Was offered his role in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) after mentioning in an interview on UK TV show "TFI Friday" (1996) that he'd really like to work with George Lucas. Daughter Zoe attends Vassar College. [January 2002] Briefly suspended in 1969 from Morehouse College after taking hostage several members of the board of trustees, including the father of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, during a protest of the failure of the university to have black trustees or a black studies program. Worked as a camera stand-in for Bill Cosby during the filming of "The Cosby Show" (1984). |
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chihiro is the sega platform for arcade games based on xbox HW isn't it? lol |
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Chihiro was born of gypsy extraction, although his exact birthdate is shrouded in mystery, it is known he was concieved during a blackout at a strip club. He spent much of his childhood going from barn to barn, living off cows milk, before finding home in doctor ralphonso's traveling curiousities show. It was there he displayed his astonishing talent for eating glass and excreating plastic, as well as engaging in a torrid affair with the downstairs bearded lady. After several years his sexual appitite grew, and head to the big city, where he provided amusement for several ladies of the evening. He received his money from the local sperm banks, giving daily donations as well as reciting racy stories for some of his fellow donors. While walking home one night after drawing moustaches on pictures of missing persons, he was adopted by an italian family with seven daughters. After just three weeks his todger was deemed exhausted, and being effectively penis-less he sought a new home with the internet community. Today he works in a store that sells packs of mishappen biscuits, his job being to nibble the edges off whole biscuits and pack them. |
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half man, half veg |
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oh, is this the real chihiro? (search result on allthe web pics) <3 |
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whatever my lunch is, i'll have that for dessert :D |
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Fievel Goes South |
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oh mamma. |
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wait, what, there's arcade games out there that are based on the xbox? |
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HE IS LORD |
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HaHa... Oh dear!!! :D |
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Oh my! Look at the smoothness of her leg! YUM! |
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smooth! |
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damn she looks fuckable |
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i wonder if our veiw of chihiro will change now we have discovered he is a hot aisian girl? |
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well i forr one love him now |
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I always knew. I can sniff out an asian girl in a tub filled with fish and nasty grannies. |
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haha you peoples :-) |
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sure check this out ;) |
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hum hum!!! Chihiro is .... i don't care. Make up whatever the hell you want... :D It's been really fun for me... all these decripitions are hilarious. now... to close it up... here is my actual pic. (photoshopped) |
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I'm not sure if I prefered it when you were the nice asian motor racing enthusiast whose pants we could just about glimpse. |
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HaHaHaHaHa :D |
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