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-Battlefield Earth that movies couldn't make sense for 10 seconds. I mean, how many plotholes can a movie have? -the scorpion king: bad acting, bad dialogue, to much cgi, and that last scene where the dude gets shot in the back with an arrow and then pulls that arrow out and shoots it in into the villan...is...just....WRONG!! -the fast and the furious see above, minus the "and that last scene where the dude gets shot in the back with an arrow and then pulls that arrow out and shoots it in into the villan...is...just....WRONG!! -to fast to furious see above, and ludacris should be shot. |
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mercury puzzle, the crow |
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You've just chosen popular hated movies! |
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-secret window starts pretty good but the ending is just too fight club-ish |
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Anaconda 2 and Alien vs. Predator are the worst movies i've watched lately. |
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adaptation |
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oh.. i really liked that one... i thought it was great |
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Alien vs. Predator: it has a good story...but i was going to say this too |
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also, all the gangsta movies those rappers make. or rappers star in. like "Belly" |
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CHANGE AVATAR!!!! |
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Lately? Troy (what? another funeral pyre?) Kill Bill (I lasted about 20 minutes), the second half of 28 Days Later (what? You haven't had se for a month and you're all ready to rape a 13 year old?). Worst film ever: Love, actually. If it was a war criminal, it'd be Mengler. |
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when I say "se" I actually mean sex (my "x" key is fucked) |
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lord of the ring 1, 2 and 3 kill bill 2 matrix 2 and 3 (the first wasnt that exciting) eternal sunshine of the spotless mind |
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Monster. i never thought movies could be so bad, but there it is. everything about it was terrible beyond belief. |
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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is awesome in my opinion |
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Independence Day . Godzilla. Universal Soldier Stargate The Day After Tomorow These where all made by Roland Emmerich. He makes the worlds most expensive B movies. The crappines multiplied with their budgets makes them the worst movies ever. |
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DEATH RACE 2000 |
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-escape from LA |
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Anything, and I mean anything, by John Carpenter is GOOD, even the shit films. |
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This |
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American Pie 2,3 |
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But the first one was ok? |
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Yeah, those american pie films are pretty dire. The whole turgid "teen flick" thing leaves a dirty bilious taste in my mouth really, it's very bad news if you ask me. |
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all the amercian pie movies were and still are SHIT! |
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NO. Why? |
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I'm gonna watch that tonight or tomorrow, rented it out.... k-pax was really shit, i thought spacey as an "alien" would be good but we we're laughing by the end.....even the actors seemed to not give a toss anymore. irreversible was crap.... Just to mention 2 of the recent films i saw. |
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wtf? 'monster' was extraordinary, imho. good music. |
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yeah it's not that bad |
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Hm... I'm not finding it easy to name any since I try to avoid shitty movies. |
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Well it's not that easy, i mean there's no real way to know unless you watch it no? i agree there's hints, but i've looked forward to a few very shit films. |
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Actually in hindsight I'm lying big time. I love to watch cheesey, low budget action films and films that get really bad reviews so I can laugh at them. It's really only blockbuster horror/action shit I cannot stand, which have trailers where either procative sentence fragments fly at you or we hear the main star whispering some appalling shit that's supposed to whet your appetite, instead doing the opposite. Or, also in trailers, there's the classic screen goes black, then it bursts back onto the screen with trendy music and lots of gunfire/exploding/special FX. As said, if we're talking about some cheesey post 1990 action, then it's all groovy. Otherwise they can completely fuck off. |
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in a time when up was down and black was white one man stood up by sitting down DENZEL WASHINGTON IS SITTING DOWN |
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(The?) Hulk - The new one anyway... First time i've ever wanted to walk out of the cinema. (Dont ask why i even went) Night of the Kickfighters - Enjoyable to spot the millions of mistakes in the film. Punch Drunk Love - I like some of PTA's films but never got this. |
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Aw, punch drunk love? That was incredible! God it made me wince and squirm though. |
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Matrix Reloaded Alien vs. Predator Men in black 2 ..there might be a pattern emerging there. I just saw "The chronicles of Riddick" and it was surprisingly enjoyable! |
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"punch drunk love" is incredible. |
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I thought punch drunk love wasn't that bad at all. |
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i was really horrified by the fact the reviews for men in black II werent so bad, while the movie was an exact crappy copy of one |
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I would have to agree. "Escape from L.A." doesn't come close to the brilliance of "Escape from New York", but it's still a fun film. it has Bruce Campbell in outrageous make-up, for godssake! |
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somewhere in the year 2003 there's a thread on here by me screaming how awful that film is. |
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it's quite funny how i once thought was the best movie ever and when i watched it recently i didnt think it was really good, in fact maybe the worst ever. |
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from now on ill only listen to you |
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no you won't! "the last starfighter" is one of my childhood favourites and although it's kind of crap I still like it. |
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will smith stars as... will smith! cant stand the man. |
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haha, well, mine too, it was my very favorite i should have turned of my current day taste watching it the other day on rtl5 it's a star wars ripoff and there's this scene analogue to star wars where he has to blow up the kinda death star, but instead of doing all these hard manouvres with his fightership he just flies right up to the critical blow up thing and shoots the deathstars to death, hehe |
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carpool anyone? |
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I meant "pre" when I typed "post" but thinking about it I suppose I mean "circa". |
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Also, fleetmouse, I like how you knew exactly what I meant with my vague mamblings [sic] back there. Denzil Washington is also an excellent choice! |
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breaking the waves practically anything by lars van trier, its hard to imagine him directing without his slobbering tounge hanging out |
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There are too many so I'll just pick a few high-rated ones that I hated. - Punch Drunk Love. - Magnolia. - Finding Nemo. - Shaun Of The Dead. - Kill Bill Vol.1. - The Thin Red Line. - Trainspotting. |
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