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Mine is that every time I walk by a basketball game, the ball magically hits me in the head. |
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I attract drunken perverts, never good looking/rich ones either proper crud coverd stanking ones |
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I can trip over on almost any surface |
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I seem to offend chavs just by looking at them |
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Dropping things, suddenly, for no reason. |
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i have no character! |
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I canot eat or drink anything without messing up. Im like that guy in "Airplane" who says " I have a drinking problem " and then throws the booze in his face . |
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my superpower is that i can catch a paper airplane with my eyeball without blinking. |
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i cant spell |
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I can bend my penis into my own asshole. |
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i've got the same as sido + talking and ending what I said without having any point to it... |
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but my bigest problem is that i am not very social |
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likewise |
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that's exactly the same power as a friend of mine... she's taken to using us as "shields" when the sickos turn up... I remember this one guy who wouldn't stop touching her hair and that was talking about how large his penis-piercing was! hahaha! total asshole! |
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I can shake exactly 2 asprin out of the bottle every time. |
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i offend and insult people usually without meaning to. |
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I can make girls cum without them taking their clothes off. Well ok, I've only done it twice but I'm pretty sure I can do it again. |
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I can misunderstand even the most simple of topics. |
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I can make an unappetizing omelette. |
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i always have that look of desperation in my eyes, so i usually end up dancing alone at clubs. |
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I can die at ANY MOMENT |
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i'm afraid i might have kanzer |
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sorry, i just laughed really hard at weatheredstoners. terrible. |
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That is mere speculation. |
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i have IBS = poo-cano! |
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My mother has that and when she visits she brings Exotic Atmospheres. |
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I once caught a whole plate of hamburgers as they fell from the refridgerator- left handed- and drunk as hell. saved the whole damn cook out... |
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i can wiggle my eyes to and fro really quickly |
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frisbees are attracted to my head i can also "liquid" dance |
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I can do that accidentally. |
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I always manage to do things that I wind up being ashamed of. And it always gets back to the people I least want it to. |
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i can put something somewhere, then don't remember where i put it a few seconds afterwards, and not find it anymore no matter how long i search. but i think that happens to everyone. |
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a tiny but embarassing mistake can haunt me for years. but that's not really an ability. |
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i can hesitate for days and days and never make up my mind. but i doubt that's an ability either, nor something specific to myself. |
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hahaha |
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i can fart in public |
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YOU CRAZY BASTARD i can listen to squarepusher and admit its boring. |
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I can park a car in an obvious place, but forget where it is when I come out of the mall or wherever it is I was. It's borderline remarkable to me, anyway. |
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i can only focus on one thing at a time |
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I can knock the skin off my knuckles on even the most rounded and/or soft objects. |
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I can get really fucked up and tell everyone everything and go on to meet a shit load of people i can never remember. I met a girl who claimed to have met me 4 times. I had honestly never met her before. She named the bar which i frequent. it was odd. |
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seconded. |
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Walking away from people and pretending I can't hear them shout after me is great; makes me feel like a real man. |
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I attract girls who are attracted by my best friends |
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thats weird, and not good |
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i am very naiv. |
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no, not good at all. by the third time a girl leaves you for a friend you just laugh. |
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hell man, you must be UUUUUGLY |
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i dont care about smalltalk |
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i can't suck my dick |
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