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offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 10:07 [#01521433]
Points: 2451 Status: Regular



Just because I molest my dog doesn't make me any less of a
person.

-Richard Gere


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-04 10:10 [#01521439]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



I cried like a little girl when the hound turned on the
fox. I mean, why are Disney movies so brutal?


-Steven Segal


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-04 10:11 [#01521442]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



"There are two general approaches to obtain a desired
porphyrin: (1) by modification of a naturally occurring
porphyrin (e.g. heme); or (2) by total synthesis. Although
convenient, modification of naturally occurring porphyrins
poses great limitations on the choice of peripheral
substituents because certain substituents cannot be modified
easily. In most cases, such limitations can be overcome by
total synthesis, which involves the syntheses of the pyrrole
subunits having the required substituents."

-- President George W. Bush


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-04 10:13 [#01521446]
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Ocean's what?

- Bradd Pitt


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-03-04 10:13 [#01521449]
Points: 13915 Status: Regular



...you know, Biggie was just a big prick. He always gave me
wedgies when I met him at clubs.

-P Diddy


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-04 10:15 [#01521453]
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Woah, check out that gorgeous older woman!

- Michael Jackson


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-04 10:17 [#01521457]
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"The meat from the donkey was passed on to take its place in
the food chain the way donkey meat happens to do in our part
of the world."

-- Avril Lavigne


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 10:18 [#01521458]
Points: 2451 Status: Regular



i'm gonna get over this, like a real man.

-trent reznor


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-04 10:22 [#01521471]
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"Maybe we ought to focus on solvency and bring people to the
table just over what do you do for the solvency for the next
75 years."

-- Trent Reznor


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 10:26 [#01521476]
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"xltronic.com is truly a godsend."

--richard d. james


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-04 10:26 [#01521478]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



I love my fans, i respect them for buying my wonderful
music that i do not regret making.


-squarepusher


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-04 10:27 [#01521479]
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"I am not clever"

- squarepusher


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-03-04 10:28 [#01521480]
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"I am clever"

-squarepusher


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-04 10:29 [#01521482]
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fake celebrity quotes! fake dammit!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 10:33 [#01521490]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"Of course I knew it was a transexual prostitute."

-Eddie Murphy


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 10:34 [#01521493]
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"L Ron Hubbard was a science fiction author who decided that
he could bullshit a lot of people and makes lots of money by
turning his ideas into an obscure religion."

--John Travolta


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 10:35 [#01521494]
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"People can be so shallow."

- Paris Hilton


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-03-04 10:35 [#01521495]
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"sounds good"

-tolstoyed


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-04 10:36 [#01521496]
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"For K_Maty Only"

- K_Maty


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-04 10:39 [#01521501]
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I love violent movies

Mary Whitehouse.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 10:42 [#01521504]
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"This mask thing was the gayest idea I've ever had." - MF
DOOM


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 10:44 [#01521506]
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"i don't have enough guest vocalists on this record."

-scott herren


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-04 10:46 [#01521509]
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I love George Bush

-Bill Hicks


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 10:49 [#01521511]
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"My wife gives the best head." - Bill Clinton


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-04 10:52 [#01521513]
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"I like pretty flowers"

- George Bush


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-04 10:58 [#01521523]
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"i can really understand cx"

Sean Booth


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 11:17 [#01521556]
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FAKE QUOTEs!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-03-04 11:22 [#01521562]
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"It's pronounced colostomy"

Calista Flockhart


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-04 11:34 [#01521574]
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"FAKE QUOTEs! "

(weatheredstoner)


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 11:50 [#01521607]
Points: 2451 Status: Regular



"i'm thinking i'll change my roles up a little bit. explore
different character types, etc."

-- keanu reeves


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 13:31 [#01521747]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



"I dont care if you think its funny. Its my hippocracy and I
dont." - Rush Limbaugh


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-03-04 13:38 [#01521752]
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"It occured to me that I'm a deuschbag for thinking that I
coined the phrase 'That's hot.' I appologize to America."

-Paris Hilton


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-03-04 13:39 [#01521754]
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it would have been better and even more unbelievable if I
had said "the world". darn.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-04 13:42 [#01521755]
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guess the quote:

"my hobbies include throwing up & shagging egyptians and
rugby players behind my husbands back. my favourite video
game is henri paul's paris rally."


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 13:43 [#01521757]
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I give up...


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-04 14:08 [#01521786]
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Britney...?


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-04 14:38 [#01521796]
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Mira Calix


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-04 14:45 [#01521801]
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Imhotep?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-04 14:46 [#01521802]
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princess diana!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-04 14:50 [#01521806]
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She wasn't very good at her favorite game.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-04 15:38 [#01521845]
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Which game was that? Driving into pillars? I thought she was
a pro at that!


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-03-04 16:09 [#01521892]
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"hes so hot right now"
Richard D. James


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-03-13 22:57 [#01532210]
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hahaha


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-13 23:47 [#01532216]
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Sometimes my ability to act wethout becoming the same
consdescending prick of a character in every movie I act in
suprises even me.

-Keven Spacey


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-14 00:37 [#01532234]
Points: 2451 Status: Regular



"What is Love
Baby Don't Hurt Me
Don't Hurt Me
No More"

--sean booth


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-14 02:09 [#01532270]
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"wtf/lol"

Rowan Atkinson


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-14 02:11 [#01532271]
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"I have always been a huge supporter of the vegetarian
lifestyle"

Dalmer


 

offline EugeneII on 2005-03-14 09:30 [#01532508]
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"best thread ever"

marlon brando


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-14 09:34 [#01532510]
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I like adults

-Michael Jackson


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-14 09:37 [#01532514]
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SURE you can take my picture!

- Squarepusher


 


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