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offline dahei on 2005-03-14 09:44 [#01532518]
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"... then we take this fader and wiggle it up and down like
this..."

Autechre


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-14 09:48 [#01532521]
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'Gadzooks!'

-queen elizabeth II.

seriously, ive never heard her say 'gadzooks'!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-03-14 10:08 [#01532535]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



"Just set her down gently over there"

.. 9/11 terrorist


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-03-16 00:27 [#01534801]
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"before wayne brady ever was, I AM"

--jesus


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-03-16 02:58 [#01534854]
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"Too bad smurfette is the only girl around here..."

-Papa Surf

Why they call him papa.


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-03-16 02:59 [#01534855]
Points: 167 Status: Lurker



surf = smurf
also...
Snakejuice = inebriated.

If only i could use these words in scrabble.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-03-16 03:21 [#01534874]
Points: 4173 Status: Regular



Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet

(Robin Williams)


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-03-16 03:22 [#01534875]
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an
airplane:
Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people
who do.

(Henry Kissinger - former US Secretary of State)


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-03-16 03:24 [#01534877]
Points: 4173 Status: Regular



Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for
Black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

(Tiger Woods)


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2005-03-16 04:44 [#01534924]
Points: 1708 Status: Regular



"Women have a perfect right to play an equal part in
society."

- King Fahd of Saudi Arabia


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-03-16 04:53 [#01534927]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



"Fuck me sideways!"
- Neil Armstrong



 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2005-03-17 04:26 [#01535905]
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"You know, I think we got away with it."

- Neil Armstrong


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-18 11:58 [#01537153]
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"Obviously, fans would love to see a movie about Darth Vader
running around kicking people"

George Lucas


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2005-03-19 03:55 [#01537787]
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"Lick it, suck it, love it."

- eBay


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-19 04:00 [#01537790]
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How about a nice cock in the ass?

- Ronnie Corbett


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-03-20 09:25 [#01538673]
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"enjoy Cock"

- bjork


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-05-08 16:10 [#01591967]
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"i love the new NIN album"

--Sean Booth


 

offline aneurySm from Ann Arbor (United States) on 2005-05-08 17:46 [#01592104]
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"Indigenous people suck."

--George Washington


 

offline Opto on 2005-05-09 06:04 [#01592381]
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more stuff coming soon people
phobs


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-05-09 06:07 [#01592386]
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i have never heard the word "silicon"

Pam Anderson


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-09 06:07 [#01592387]
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?


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-05-09 08:13 [#01592467]
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?


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-05-09 08:53 [#01592485]
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"i love phobs"
reflex


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-05-10 09:36 [#01593661]
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no more?


 

offline Opto on 2005-05-10 09:41 [#01593668]
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"im glad this stupid thread is dead. i hated it"

stilaktive


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-05-10 09:44 [#01593673]
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"my anger management classes are working"

-opto


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-05-10 09:46 [#01593675]
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how old is sky mangel?

-me


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-05-11 03:46 [#01594546]
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Doing an XLT radio session has always been our dream


[Team Doyobi]


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-05-11 04:43 [#01594570]
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didnt she have a tshirt that said that? did she turn
womanloving?


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-05-11 04:52 [#01594573]
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heh question 1: i dunno , question 2 : really ?? her vs
jenna would be nice to watch


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2007-02-20 19:08 [#02052909]
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"Dude, where's my absolute space?"

--Sir Isaac Newton


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-21 06:05 [#02053063]
Points: 4921 Status: Lurker



i'm not dead

anna nicole


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-02-21 06:11 [#02053064]
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"I transcend both you and your mother"

- Christopher Walken


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2007-02-21 06:12 [#02053065]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



"I just pissed myself"

J.S. Bach


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-21 07:49 [#02053103]
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"fuck going into space, why didn't i just go to xltronic?"

Yuri Gagarin


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2007-02-21 23:58 [#02053514]
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"I really hope this thread sticks around for a long time."

--Monoid


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-22 03:26 [#02053553]
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honestly, i never actually tripped on lsd

denis leary


 

offline NIL-0 from trans pennine express on 2007-02-22 14:17 [#02053895]
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this thread is actually great... fav +

nil-0


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2007-02-22 15:19 [#02053920]
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I don't care about my image at all

--eddie murphy


 

offline OK on 2007-02-24 00:25 [#02054637]
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"welcome to xltronic v 2.0"

-- Phobiazero


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2007-02-24 00:38 [#02054639]
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"Religion is a wonderful thing."

--Bill Maher


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-24 01:08 [#02054641]
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"hello"

-anna nicole smith


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-24 01:52 [#02054642]
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"matt damon"

-matt damon


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-02-24 02:07 [#02054643]
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"i like big macs"

-ronald mc donald


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2007-02-24 08:45 [#02054707]
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"I took EVOL's virginity."

--Jenna Jameson


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-24 08:53 [#02054709]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



quarks are for gays

- Albert Einstein


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-02-24 09:16 [#02054714]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



Despite social misinformation to the contrary, the club
environment is usually designed in a way that you have a
minimal chance of picking up a girl there. It is essentially
designed so that you can’t achieve any value; at least not
without maximal effort and a little luck. Loud music, way
too many people, groups of girls protecting each other all
play AGAINST you. Despite their reputation as the best
pickup spots, they are really the worst.


- Stephen Hawkin


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2007-02-24 14:15 [#02054822]
Points: 2451 Status: Regular | Followup to goDel: #02054714



"I love pussy"

-Tom Cruise


 

offline thodob from Bergen (Norway) on 2007-02-26 12:46 [#02055452]
Points: 2143 Status: Lurker



"What good are intestines if you can't have sex with 'em?"

-Elton John


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2007-02-26 13:05 [#02055464]
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Who actually said that? It's true.


 


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