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the zipper closing on my dick. |
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That's what happens when you have to rush out of the alley to avoid being seen. You should have got him to pop it away after taking it out of his mouth. |
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A knife went through my wrist once, wich was a real pain. I dunno what was my worst injury though, i've broken arms and fingers and been on the table a few times..but nothing special really. |
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broke my writs and nose at the same time put my hands out to stop me falling into a wall snapped my left wrist bones over lapped and came out skin etc and then still head butted the wall and broke my nose |
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pop what away? it was in his mouth no (the other bloke's) you seem like a really nice person xceque. |
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yak... that must have been a strange experience... never happened too me. i prefer to be with my lady, nice and relaxed in the good old bed. no no... This simply happened early in the morning while dressing up quite some time ago. Otherwize... i felt down while rollerskating at a great speed and burned my arms. This was quite painfull. But the very worst must have been when i jumped from 10 meters high into a pool, and hurted my back badly... I thought i was paralyzed. |
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I broke my cheekbone playing "piggyback fights" when i was about 8 or something. Had a black eye for the best part of 3 months. I had 2 ribs broken after some twats decided to jump me with a baseball bat on the way home from a mate's house too. Nothing too spectacular though. |
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broken ribs hurt like a bitch broke mine at a muse gig! |
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Was it the singing? |
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:P i saw em in 2000 with cold play supporting no one even knew who any of em were the mosh pit was quite hardcore considering it was muse i got crushed (i was only lil) |
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If you're being sarcastic (I can't tell) you should just browse through Chihiro's past posts so get a clue why I'm being a touch harsh. If not, pretend I never said anything :) |
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his threads and posts are strange and ususally don't mean much unless he's specifically talking about faeces i'll give you that, but then if i'm not mistaken he's never been spiteful or mean to anyone... in fact the only reasonn why i said something is that i think he takes an awful lot of shit from certain members already... anyway i know what you mean. :) |
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hug and make love fellas! |
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¬♥ for Chihiro, one of the most useless topic makers on xltronic. |
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yesterday I smacked my face with a hammer :) I expected to spit out a few teeth, but instead it has swollen my upper lip like a small plum... fucking lovely |
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i like useless topics they bring normality to the bored i eman it wouldnt be normal if we didnt talk about franks and beans! |
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Why did you smack your face with a hammer? |
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because I was hammering a nail just drew it back after hitting it, and it just caught me lol |
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yes, i understand... |
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haha, excellent. I twatted my thmb nail off once laying laminate flooring. Hurt like bastard. Chihiro I like you, just not the multitude of rubbish topics you create (coming from the inventor of "Install your face") :P |
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hahaha.. im happy to hear that... I can't help it though... The same kind of topics will obviously keep on comming. I like you too. :) |
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a slight scratch to the left ear |
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I shattered my heel when I was a kid and it still hurts now |
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nice. |
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Getting my cock lodged in... well, loads of things really. Ravens, toasters, eye sockets, cat's stomachs, in Bibles, CD deck, rollercoasters... |
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a huge metal bin fell off a fridge and hit me on the back of the head about a year ago. did it fucking hurt. had concussion for about a month, still get twinges where it hit even now. i have been unable to smoke weed ever since, as it makes me feel very very ill, which is weird as i used to smoke it daily...... it sucked majorly.... |
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Ouch! The weed part is interesting.. i'm trying to cut though maybe that method is a tad brutal. |
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here is the solution. :D |
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i wouldn't recommend it, but then how desperate are you to cut down ? :) it is weird, i didnt think it would be a problem this long, but i tried some a while ago, and it still fucked me up. i will try again though maybe in a few more mores |
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a few more mores is newspeak for a few months |
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May i ask in what way? does it make you dizzy or give you headaches and stuff? or do you feel it in your head? do you think the cause is physical or more of a phsycological one? |
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Tricycle accident when I was 4. Ripped the pinky fingernail up, it eventually fell off a while later. |
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yeah it just makes me feel disorientated and gives me a killer headache, kinda nauseating..... i think it is more physiological, i mean i used to smoke it on a daily basis, and never had any problems, aside from no memory. if i smoke it i don't even feel stoned anymore, just sick. i still drink a lot, and get drunk, and that doesnt seem to make a difference. can't speak for other drugs, but i don't think its a good idea to experiment now.. |
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maybe thc reacts especially itowards certain part of your brain, wich in your case was maybe altered from the shock and more sensitive... maybe you have a new power though! |
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my arm broken. both bones, cubito and radio broke, and radio even appeared outside my skin a little... it was very painful... 2 months till recovery and after that, I broke it again... this itme both bones in 2 places each I had to go to surgery to put some metal things to hold the bones... I took those off ayear later.... this all happened in 1990-91 |
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how did it break? twice? |
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heehee.. i keep giggling about this. |
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I think someone's into Bible fucking. |
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that solution only works for people with tiny dicks. Find one for mine, it fucking hurts right now. |
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Probably when I was about 11 and tried to do a "mad stunt" on my bike. I ended up skidding along a load of gravel on my face and had a big scab covering most of my cheek and a bit of my forhead for a while afterwards. Moral: mad stunts = bad cunts |
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yes i was hoping my freak accident would cause me to have some kind of superpower, but its more likely to be minor brain damage. |
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my arms off |
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it wasn't an injury but when i was a kid i got a bad kidney infection and was pissing blood. |
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the pain of bordeom |
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My penis exploded, but it was alright, i was ejacualating. |
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how about the pain of procrastinating some really awful task, and the whole time you're not doing it you're just writhing in agony? ohhhhhhh |
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Your new avatar expresses that perfectly - the mind scanning and grinding over the scenario inch by inch as your anus clenches in exquisite agony. :-O |
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thats what i'm doing right now |
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i put my teeth through my bottom lip once. that was awesome. |
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probably zipper closing on scrotum/dick tie for me. |
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