 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)Hyperflake recycle ...and 471 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614187 Today 32 Topics 127546 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
It's electricity...more or less |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ok. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
who came up with this brilliant thought? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
everytime a thought is produced, a thread occurs. Very interesting. This shall be documented! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Well...it makes sense if you think about it, and if you interpret the biblic analogys |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
which you, no doubt, has done... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
If you think about it it doesn't make sense. If you read it it doesn't make sense. Nothing monoid says really makes any sense. Not really. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
doesn't stop his threads of turning out funny tho :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Lets compare the Trinity, or the absolute, to a computer The Father - The Cpu The Son - The Interface The Holy Ghost - Active force, electricity |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think you came up with that before in another thread |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I thaught about it again....but I compared the holy ghost to some kind of programming language...now I compare it to some kind of FORCE |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hmm interesting |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
if god is dxm, you are jesus christ, and ther holy ghost is the bullshit that comes out of your mouth |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The whole concept of having a soul/spirit is silly |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Wrong...DXM is the blood of Jesus The Blessed Virgin and her companions were still standing near, with their eyes fixed upon the Cross, but when Cassius thrust his lance into the side of Jesus they were much startled, and rushed with one accord up to it. Mary looked as if the lance had transfixed her heart instead of that of her Divine Son, and could scarcely support herself. Cassius meantime remained kneeling and thanking God, not only for the graces he had received but likewise for the cure of the complaint in his eyes, which had caused the weakness and the squint. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The Father - The Cpu The Son - The Interface The Holy Ghost - Active force, electricity Monoid - The irritating noise from the fan |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
<3 monoid. let's make babies. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
There's something weird, something phenomenally dreary about Christian singing. The Gospel singers are the only singers that just go crazy, joyous and it's fucking amazing! And it's born out of kidnapping, imprisonment, slavery, murder, all of that - and this joyous singing! And the Church of England, well, all those sort of Christian religions, which is mainly Caucasian white people, with all the power and money - enough power and money to make Solomon blush, and they're all singing, ( dirge-like ) "Oh, God, our hope in ages past, our hope for years..." They're the only groups of people that could sing, "Hallelujah" without feeling like it's a "Hallelujah!" thing. ( drearily ) "Hallelujah, hallelujah, joyfully we lark about." It's just not kicking, is it? God must be up there going, "What on Earth is that?" God, who is James Mason. (Imitating Mason ) "What on earth is that, Jesus? Jesus Christ! What on earth is that?" "Don't take my name in vain, Dad!" "Jeezy Creezy, what on Earth is that?" "Don't call me Jeezy Creezy! Look Dad, I went down there, I taught 'em to be hang out, be groovy, drink a bit of wine, they split into different groups! You've got the Catholics, the Protestants, the Jesuits, the Methodists, the Evangelicals, the free Presbyterians, the locked up Presbyterians... the Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick Makers... The Mormons are from Mars, Dad, we've had that checked out." "And what does the Holy Ghost think of all this?" "Oh, he's useless, Dad. Got a sheet over his head these days." ( spookily ) "Oh... Holy Ghost! Holy Ghost... Holy Ghost!" "Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo!" "I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those pesky God and Jesus fellows!" - Eddie Izzard - Dressed To Kill |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Much energy can be generated from suffering. If you can control the suffering, you can control the energy. Or maybe you can only think you can. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I call bullshit, Jesus/The Bible was invented before computers. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Honestly, you can't know for certain. Computers could have brainwashed humanity after they were invented to believe in that history. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Wow! Another anti Christian thread! How wonderous. But you get slated if you diss Islam, Hinduism, or Buddism. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
in what way is this completely absurd thread anti-anything? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You're right. But it's blatantly going to turn into another anti christian thread. They all do, see. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are joking, right? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
They usually turn into anti monid threads Try looking through them... it's true! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"blasphemy! they can't talk about the baby jesus that way! i've got to do something!" "there's nothing you can do..." "oh... well, i guess i'll just have to develop a sense of humor." |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Why does it have to be electricity? Why would electricity have presicence over any other form of electro-magnetic radiation? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ripples of actions/thoughts/words boomeranging around and gettin back atcha karma/just desserts/divine justice/"chaos effect" evil be to him who thinks it (=let out good/bad/any ripples they'll affect others and come back atcha with a certain delay/latency, enough so that its hard to realize wots going on) any original writings / thoughtworks of religions hint at this, but of course, mass religion hardly has anything to do with the origianl teachings of the enlightened people, be they of which sources whatsoever. so far its good for dividing people, hypocrisy and blaming/pointing fingers at everyone else except your own self, which is the only thing you can really change, and by that, change others also. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Family guy!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
the x-mas special is one of my favorites! :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I actually laughed at this thread when I saw it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
