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...a really cute girl likes me |
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What are you doing on this message board, act on it immidietly. "He who hesitates, masturbates" |
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my mother likes me too HEV |
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act on it...i could...my cousin was heckling me about it last night because it's one of his friends and he had called her up, but didn't get an answer, so he made up a conversation with her even though she wasn't actually there. i thought he was as actually talking to her. blah blah blah. i'm just rambling about stupid stuff. |
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Lmao monoid. Oh and hev, best of luck, hope you get somewhere with it and it works well. |
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How old are you? |
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A girl giggled at me when I was buying Metal Gear Solid 2 the other day, in the electronics section. One of those slutty mallrats... and I gave her a dirty ''you're a dumb bitch'' look. I'm smooth! |
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Packs of girls terrify me |
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how old am i? i am 19 years into my existance on this planet earth. |
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I have always found the best way to get laid is by spending a weeks wages in one night. Pretending to be interested in what they have to say and if you feel sick, stop drinking. |
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my cousin works with the girl. i figure i could have him invite her over to watch a movie or something. |
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Don't rent "Spunky Birthday" girls don't like that sort of thing |
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And then tell him to take a hike... |
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Rent the Terminator. You'll be snuggling to protect her from big mean Ahnuld. |
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I believe it's spelt "Ahnoldt" |
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Just don't show her your AFX collection in an excited manner... |
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I've a really good way to repel girls is to try to engage them in conversation about games or rules. Another way is to try to get them to listen to Aphex Twin with you or offer to buy them a drink then retract your offer. |
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I've a = I find |
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Another great way to repel girls is to not be a loud, boorish, obnoxious jerk... be shy and quiet, and they'll avoid you like the Black Death. |
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My grandmother used to say to me "that the fastest way to a womans heart is through the rib cage" We can all learn from that, can't we. |
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LOL Ophecks! |
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A good film to rent which always gets the girl is Limbo. It is based in Alaska around a Salmon fishing comunity it is the dullest film you will ever see which will make diversion easy. During the film simply say, "this is shite, would you like to see how big I can streach my scrotum?". It works every time. |
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oh my...scrotum stretching. i will be doing none of that. maybe i will try to set something up this weekend. seeing that my cousin works with her, maybe i can go pick up my cousin a little early, thus meaning i'd have to hang around for awhile. |
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As a wise man once said, "Chicks dig jerks" |
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Peter, that's because jerks are the confident ones. Just be confident around her and hope all goes well. They smeall fear! If you are fearful you will suffer a fate far worse than 1,000 deaths! Be warned mortal. |
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my grandma said she LOVES me! i feel special :) |
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god, ophie, you're so cute!!!!!!!!! *drool* yeah, wtf, hev, what are you waiting for!? |
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thanksomuch: who's that a picture of? on your thing...... |
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Bettie Page = old skool. Dame Thora Hird = thinking man's "totty" |
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hey thanksomuch: are you a lesbian? i like lesbians! if you are, you wanna be my friend? |
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i am not a lesbian, but if i ever came across bettie page in her time, i would hump her silly. |
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you're cool.... |
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how dumb. only 25 of the 32 posts are showing up. i can't see posts on my own topic! |
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Read the FAQ. |
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Phobe: how is he going to read that message if he can't see it?!? |
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hahaha...alll of you are so fucking on the ball its hilarious |
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problem solved. i can read messages now. |
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