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We had to fill out 2 development needs today at work. Needless to say, mine were not accepted and I was told they need to be more business related. Heres the example they gave us: Development Need: What ou would like to do to develop yourself throughout the next year Strategies for Development: How are you going to do this, what tools or resources you may want to use Measurement: How will you know that your development need has been completed, maybe a date, time, class completion, etc --------------------- So we had to turn in 2 responses, here was my rejected ones... 1 Development Need: Enlightenment Strategies for Development: Meditation, Relaxation (includes extra days off), getting rid of worldly possesions. Measurement: A feeling of calmness and joy; being "one" with the universe 2 Development Need: Getting in shape Strategies for Development: Exercise, lift weights, running, scheduling off more time so I can go exercise all day. Measurement: No more beer gut, extra stamina and large muscles |
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oh man... |
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haha! i need the day off, im gonna become one with the universe |
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I was gonna do one for "monk" but I didn't really feel like it... Anyone who wants to fill this out, please do, and if its good enough I'll submit it as my own to see what happens... |
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Development Need: To be the Dirtiest Dancer Strategies for Development: Watch Dirty Dancing, understand the way of Swazy Measurement: When all around me and myself have had the time of our lives |
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I think they are looking more for things like this; Development Need: to improve supervisor to worker communication and relationships Strategies for Development: implement manditory managment seminars and extra-curricular courses for both workers and supervisors including inspiring speeches from self-empowerment guru Anthony Robins Measurement: workers that never flinch when supervisor requests that they get down on their knees or bend over |
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Development need: take Over the company. Strategies: Blackmailing, Violence, Murder, spying. Measurement: Rank in the office |
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hahahaha choice. weatherdstoner: good ones. |
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Development need: passify all core emotions Strategies: continue working, get married, restrain from killing self Measurement: 7.5" |
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haha this thread is hilarious |
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development need: stronger sense of humour strategy: make mockery of Development Need form measurement: am i fired yet? |
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haha good ones so far |
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did you catch that: yay or nay |
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Development Need: to become the king pimp Strategies for Development: murder, rape, killing all other pimps, drugs Measurement: having a fleet of bitches, A feeling of calmness and joy; being "tony montana" with the universe |
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