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Tips for writing CV/Resume?
 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 00:45 [#01467742]
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Man I'm sick of trying to get this right. Im pretty happy
with the layout but the wording is annoying me. Any tips?
Whats the difference between cv/resume? Must it be 3rd
person? Can you talk about yourself in 3rd person. i.e. Rick
adapted quickly... etc. Or do u have any general tips?
Thanks people.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-20 01:24 [#01467759]
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dont mention that you sleep with boys.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 01:35 [#01467768]
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im not michael jackson


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-01-20 01:39 [#01467770]
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dont mention that u spend 5 hours a day on internet
messageboard discussing the various aspects of the word
"wankshot" with other sad wankshots


 

offline ftc from Australia on 2005-01-20 01:59 [#01467778]
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i wouldn't write it in third person...thats weird

sounds like your dad or teacher wrote it or something


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-01-20 02:01 [#01467780]
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don't talk about yourself in third person. fake honesty.
write as though you care.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 02:06 [#01467781]
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You can lie about your personality, so long as your a decent
actor in interviews. You can't really lie about your
technical skills (but you can exaggerate a bit), unless you
know you won't be quizzed/tested on it. What job are
you going for?

No third person, they'll think you're schizoid...


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-20 02:08 [#01467782]
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dont include phrases such as

'i like to hurt'
'my mum is my ideal.'
'i dont like rules'
'i havent done drugs in a long time'


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 02:50 [#01467819]
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so nothing like "A passionate, hard working team player
currently seeking a satisfying role to play. Recently
attained a 2:1 BSc (Hons) Multimedia Technology..." then?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 03:11 [#01467835]
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"I am a passionate, hard working team player
currently seeking a satisfying role to play. I
recently
attained a 2:1 BSc (Hons) in Multimedia
Technology..."

Would be better...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 03:14 [#01467838]
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...but I never put American style, team-oriented, self
marketing bollocks like that on CVs. Chances are, if they
like that sort of stuff on CVs, they'll like that in the
office too.

I prefer to be straight with them and speak in a down to
earth way in interviews. Even being quite candid about
shortcomings etc. I prefer to be in a job where I don't have
to put on an act each day.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 03:36 [#01467846]
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your point interests me, and i would like to subscribe to
your newsletter. thanks


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 03:53 [#01467853]
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Sorry, I didn't mean "bollocks" in an unkind way- If you're
happy to engage in management-speak that's fine. On
principle, I don't, so I don't write that way, so people
don't get the wrong impression.

Anyway, what's the job?


 

offline ecnadnairb on 2005-01-20 03:54 [#01467855]
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wankshot


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 04:01 [#01467860]
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no worries, i agree with you. thats from a book and i
dislike it cordially.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 04:03 [#01467864]
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Put that on you "list of qualities" for management
fast-tracking >:D


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 04:20 [#01467893]
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why was i under the impression to write in 3rd person? dpes
noone do this?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 04:53 [#01467948]
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If it was 3rd person, I rekcon it'd look like a reference
from a teacher/past employer. Maybe you've seen a reference
somewhere and read too much into that, or seen a book with
badly written examples?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-20 04:56 [#01467954]
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Dont' write it like that. Makes you look insane and unable
to confront life straight on.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 05:19 [#01467978]
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but i am insane and unable to confront life straight on


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-20 05:34 [#01467989]
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I know you're meant to be honest in a CV BUT there's
limits.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2005-01-20 05:44 [#01468001]
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keep your resume short, sharp, and to the point; a page or
two at absolute most, laid out with plenty of spacing and
distinct sections, and in a reasonable size font. remember,
employers are lazy (yes, that includes me), and the reason
they're employing you is so they can continue to be lazy.
reading long CV's is something they really can't be arsed
doing - if you want the job, make their life easy.

you can also intimidate an employer if your resume looks too
good; most employers are cheap bastards who want to pay you
as least as they can. i've managed to scare off many
potential employers who have later (now being business
associates) admitted that they thought i'd have demanded too
much :)



 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-01-20 05:46 [#01468003]
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hey wankshot, how come uve got only 4 posts?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-20 06:26 [#01468049]
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because it's not ecnadniarb and is now B7.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-01-20 06:48 [#01468069]
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thanks people. appreciate it.


 

offline weltact from Taiwan on 2005-01-20 07:00 [#01468089]
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hahaha
really

who banned him , and why ?
hes one of my favourite characters :)


 


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