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offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 05:50 [#01463076]
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By Jim Wolf
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. military rejected a 1994
proposal to develop an "aphrodisiac" to spur homosexual
activity among enemy troops but is hard at work on other
less-than-lethal weapons, defense officials said Sunday.
The idea of fostering homosexuality among the enemy figured
in a declassified six-year, $7.5 million request from a
laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio for
funding of non-lethal chemical weapon research.
The proposal, disclosed in response to a Freedom of
Information request, called for developing chemicals
affecting human behavior "so that discipline and morale in
enemy units is adversely affected."
"One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be
strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused
homosexual behavior," said the document, obtained by the
Sunshine Project. The watchdog group posted the partly
blacked-out, three-page document on its Web site.
Lt. Col. Barry Venable of the Army, a Defense Department
spokesman, said: "This suggestion arose essentially from a
brainstorming session, and it was rejected out of hand."
The Air Force Research Laboratory also suggested using
chemicals that could be sprayed on enemy positions to
attract stinging and biting bugs, rodents and larger
animals.
Another idea involved creating "severe and lasting
halitosis" to help sniff out fighters trying to blend with
civilians.
The U.S. military remains committed to developing
less-than-lethal weapons that pass stringent legal reviews
and are consistent with international treaties, said Captain
Dan McSweeny of the Marine Corps, a spokesman for the
Pentagon unit spearheading their introduction.
"We feel it's very important to offer our deployed service
members and their commanders a greater range of options in
dealing with increasingly complex operational environments,"
said McSweeny, of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 05:53 [#01463080]
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we encourage homosexuality in our enemies - what a way to
get them to put down there weapons and start kissing each
other, so we can shoot them.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-17 05:54 [#01463082]
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It's weird i'm not even remotely surprised.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-01-17 05:57 [#01463085]
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:0


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-01-17 05:57 [#01463086]
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I read that too- some neuroscientist commented that it was
theoretically possible.

I'm unsure how effective it'd be- bad for moral, no doubt,
but the enemy wouldn't "put down there weapons and start
kissing each other, so we can shoot them. " if they were in
immediate danger; In survival, sex/reproduction is the first
thing to go. When shutting down the organs, your body does
the reproductive ones first, fear usually overrides sex
drive, etc.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 06:03 [#01463093]
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There's a part of me (quite a large percentage to be honest)
that isn't in the slightest but surprised at that.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-01-17 06:03 [#01463094]
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D:


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 06:17 [#01463106]
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that was me being sarcastic, i was wondering were the us
military cooked this scheme up and why they thought it would
work


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-17 06:20 [#01463111]
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the men who stare at goats


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 06:25 [#01463114]
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and i thought i had a pretty good idea of what was going on,
holy crap


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 06:32 [#01463121]
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what if the aphrodisiac is given to someone who is gay
already? will he become, like, super-gay or something?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 06:32 [#01463122]
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who is going to test this stuff?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-01-17 06:33 [#01463123]
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it turns your clothes pink


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 06:40 [#01463136]
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- + - = +, so they will become straight!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 06:44 [#01463142]
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but if they take the drug again when straight, they become
gay again...
now he's straight...now he's
gay'..straight...gay...straight...gay...


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 06:46 [#01463145]
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yep, well at least thats what i gather if i use the same
reasoning that the us military has been using - see, it all
makes sense if you look at it like that.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-17 06:48 [#01463149]
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maybe the idea is to make the enemy gay, wait for them to
have sex, then just before they climax, make them straight
again. that will really piss them off.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-17 06:48 [#01463150]
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HAHAHAHAHAHA


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 06:49 [#01463152]
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you forgot about the shooting and killing part - maybe we
will kill them when they are pissed, they will die angry!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-01-18 04:31 [#01464824]
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Homosexuallity.

It's like buying a car and losing your driving licence at
the same time.


 


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