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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 03:02 [#01463015]
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...without Running any Risk of being Hurt, if you are
carrying only a Small Switch in your Hand, and are
Threatened by a Man with a very Strong Stick.

and more

HERE


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 03:52 [#01463040]
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LAZY_TITLE

Self defence isn't necessary when you're a guitar carrying
Ninja.


 

offline Archrival on 2005-01-17 03:55 [#01463041]
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that was hillarious! :)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-17 07:50 [#01463214]
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hit yoru back button to return to the
text



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-01-17 07:54 [#01463220]
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i wuv you


 

offline mrgypsum on 2005-01-17 07:58 [#01463226]
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gem


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-01-17 11:38 [#01463592]
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...blows can be made so formidable that with an ordinary
malacca cane it is possible to sever a man's jugular vein
through the collar of his overcoat.


Skill.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-17 11:55 [#01463620]
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thats the best site I've seen in a long time.


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offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-17 12:02 [#01463628]
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I want to learn how to spit my stomach at enemies, like a
camel does.

I wonder if there's a website that'll teach me how to do
that?


 

offline KADO from The Belafonte (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 12:02 [#01463629]
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First Off....At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No
more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at
all times.

Second off... you're gonna learn to discipline your image.
You think I got where I am today because I dressed like
Peter Pan over here?
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody
wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these
bad boys? Forget about it.

Last off... my students will learn about self respect. You
think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to
Starla at night? Forget about it!


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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-01-17 12:06 [#01463634]
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"At Rex Kwan"

Sounds a bit like Aphex Twin


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 12:11 [#01463636]
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FUHGEDDABOUDIT


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-17 12:28 [#01463651]
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:D!! This is awesome!


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 13:10 [#01463712]
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YES!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-17 13:11 [#01463715]
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Fucking extra .'s


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-17 19:12 [#01464380]
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so elegant, yet so deadly.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-01-17 19:14 [#01464383]
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this only works if you're wearing one of those hats though.

trust me.


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-17 19:16 [#01464386]
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yeah this is incredible.


 


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