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Ladies and Gentlemen, The following collection of fine art, by w M w, was selected to explore his evolution into the renowned artist he is today. w M w was born by asexual division in 1849 in the city of Poshnu, whereafter he is believed to have cannibilistically eaten his other daughter cell. Lacking true parents, he struggled with sickness and poverty most of his life and could not affort to go to college. After a series of small jobs he settled on envelope licking from 1972 until his death. He composed the following Gif works, among others (see the rest of the museum), in the years 1968 to 1976. He died of diarrhea in 1977. This first enigmatic piece is titled "uih". It was his first known work, created in 1968. This piece lay in obscurity until his later fame. Though it is often referred to as the single most influencial gif in the world, some critics argue that it DOES NOT MOVE. Others are not so sure. |
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YATZEE! |
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astonishing. the contract of black on white, the subtle yet fierce streak says allot about the random placement of us in daily society. oh.. wait.. did it just move? |
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Piece two is titled "uihi". Though he was merely 121 years old at the time, he was already showing signs of artistic genius. But most agree that his latter works, one of which is included at the end of this exhibit, are more wonderous. |
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i shall rename this thread, the bold members thread |
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looks like a big K to me... |
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This next piece was started in 1971 and completed in November of 1974. Some argue that during this time there was a drastic change in his mind and artistic output. Some think that he became insane. It is titled "fff". |
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splendid. seriously, stupifyingly splendid! |
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So wonderous is it that I had to pause a moment and post it in a seperate message, or something like that.aegf |
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Now, ladies and gentlemen... behold... this following piece was his final and indisputably most insane and glorious work. I am sorry, but I must ask persons who are pregnant , have pace makers or suffer from ADD not to view this. It is titled "per". |
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Thank you for visiting the exhibit. Please exit to your left, so we can start with the next group. |
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I want my money back. |
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Tomy ate it |
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The exhibit was free... Sir, I believe you may have been hustled by someone. |
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60x80! woozle woozie wheeee! |
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I mean in general, you know, all the money I've spent in my life, I'd like it back. |
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Security, please keep an eye on him and make sure he makes his mandatory donation to our free museum. |
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where's the punch, crackers, and cheeselog? |
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Sir, after you make your mandatory donation you will * recieve these items. *not |
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I cant find the exit! The door that says exit just leads into a gift shop which leads back into the exhibition |
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This is the worst gif art exhibit I have ever been to. I demand a refund of my non existent entrance fee that had a mandatory voluntary donation subscription for life to Time magazine and Hot Sluts International attached to it with 600% tax. Thank you nand good day. |
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Jeff, kill that one immediately! Make it look like an accident. Yes, that will even distract them, it's perfect. She's onto us and it's too early for everyone to know. |
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*runs from giant white ballon* |
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