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i remember when i was in elementary, right after the the final bell rang. the students had to flip their chairs over their desks. this stupid ass girl who sat next to me flipped her chair right across me and hit me right under the chin. i had this pretty large laceration across my face as i bled prefusely. i remember it didnt hurt. i was just astounded it happened hahah |
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i was stabbed three times in the torso by a six fingered man whilst storming a castle once.. ...oh wait, that wasn't me, it was innigo mantoya. my bad. |
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I was in a bad fire when I was a kid and had to get my ass removed. |
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it's true. pomme carries a dictaphone with poot noises recorded on it, just so he can fit in at our fart parties. |
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I exploded. |
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Once I got a scrrape on my arrm. |
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I once scraped my ape. |
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me and jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. but i fell down and broke my crown. |
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My dick fell off from playing too rough with it. |
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fuckin jill. |
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minor concussion playing hockey |
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what you call your "dick", we like to call "umbilical cord". yes, you never had a penis. miss. |
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Last year I klacked my sprommin |
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is that how u fucked up your teeth too? |
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you just made that up. |
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Ohh thats how he got his laser tooth! Ah, I always wondered about the origin of bryce_berny. bryce: You fight crime, right? |
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one time i was riding on the handle bars of my friend's bike a loooong time ago (i was like 8), and he hit a massive pothole going full speed, which proceeded to knock both my feet into his front tire and the next thing I remember is both of us on the ground, with my feet caught in the spokes of his now mangled front tire. Injury Report: 2 sprained and bruised ankles. Pain level: moderate to severe. then there was the time a large steel vice fell from the top shelf in the garage and landed directly on my unprotected big-toe, which proceeded to explode and bleed profusely. Injury Report: missing toe nail, but toe surprisingly unbroken. Pain level: Extreme One time while making a model airplane, I slipped with the X-acto knife on the plastic sprue and ran the blade hard across my index finger. I remember it not hurting that bad, but I did lose a good bit of blood. Injury Report: Laceration. Pain level: moderate. then there was the time I got a bit of sack stuck in the zipper after taking a piss. It wasn't a vital part (i.e. testicle) and there was very little blood, but it was just enough sack being pincered to make me wish for a quick death. Injury Report: Sack attack. Pain level: Extreme. that's all that I can remember as of now, at least that's all of the good ones. |
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I had my fingers run over by an ice-skate (true) |
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got beaten up outside of a party don't remember it happening, first thing i remember is my mate helping me walk, and him getting annoyed at me for repeatedly asking what happend because i would immediately forget. got kicked in the face and head, bit of blood but not bad. most annoying thing was a cut across my knee. didn't want to go to the doctor to get stiches so i had to keep my knee straight for a few days to let it heal up. |
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i have told you all about pretty much everything: my ear, both my finger injuries, my broken arm...but i have another! when i was little i got my leg stuck between the bars on an exercise bike! it sucked, and i was so woozy that all i remember is looking at my foot and seeing a hole with cotton coming out of it (my active imagination). |
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i have fallen off a rolling (a kind of skateboard once spread here)? when tried to roll down the steps on the street. there was a sewerage hatch between two steps and my rolling got caught by it and i flew forth. then i remember myself lying on a sidewalk two or three meters away looking into the sky, and people were passing by me. got a gematoma and numerous scratches and bruises, went to the surgeon who sucked the gematoma out with a BIG syringe. it was not very painful. |
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is everything OK with these fingers now, man? |
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when my friend was a kid she was was walking past the staircase downstairs and a snake jumped out and bit her. don't you hate it when that happens? |
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I remember when I was about 8 years old I had a pretty bad accident. I was riding on my bike down a steep road with my mum in a car following me. I was going towards a turning when I suddenly felt intimidated by my mum following me and I turned without braking. At that point I skidded and went flying over the handle bars and landed on my face. I had gravel in my mouth mixed with the taste of blood... lovely. |
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ouch |
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10 days ago i spilt boiling water on my waist it fucking hurt and now i can rip the skin off |
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Yeah, it was two of the fingertips on my left hand, and they weren't completely severed, just kind of dangling off. Amazingly, it didn't hurt at the time, I guess because it was a perfectly clean cut. I did lose a lot of blood, especially when I had to sit and bleed into a sink for about 20 minutes while waiting for the first aid man at the ice rink who was apparently out to lunch when it happened. They had to drill into the tops of my fingers to put supportive pins into the center of the bone, which meant I had weird hooks coming out of them for a few months afterwards, but they're completely back to normal now. I have a totally radical scar as a souvenir. |
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good. all's well that ends well. |
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the bridge of my nose was smashed in with a cricket bat during a game of FRENCH cricket.... not the kind of thing you expect to happen in french cricket, but again this was a girl (i see a pattern emerging).... i saw stars & i think i blacked out for a short time, & before you ask me why was i was playing french cricket of all the games, this happened at primary school. I have a slight problem breathing through my nose till this day. |
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haha, me too once, when I was 11 or so. I allmost fainted when I looked at it. |
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they where just flesh wounds with me though. someone just stepped on my hand with an iceskate instead of really skating over it. 4 of my fingers had just a nice cut. |
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My most recent one was when I was motorbiking around a city centre (Swindon). An idiot car driver changing direction, contrary to his indication, meant I ended up skidding the bike along a bend speedway style. I ended up astride the petrol tank, briefly, and during this time the handlebars jerled violently. The end of the bar scraped across my leg, ripping my jeans and making me bleed. I've still got a scar across my right thigh as a result. |
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when i was about 9 or 10, this older girl came up to me while i was playing with a couple of friends, and kicked me so hard in the nutsack that i immediately fell to the ground. she thought i had beaten up her brother. the pain that came next literally blacked me out, i remember crawling home on all fours, and crying so intensely my mother was going to call an ambulance. i can still remember the pain. i couldnt walk for 24 hours, and i still have a noticible mark from it. |
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=0 bitch!!!! |
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hello there! long time no see. fancy going on msn? |
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hello ol' chap..... indeed, catch you on msn. |
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a bin fell off a fridge onto my head back in april and gave me real bad concussion, but the painkillers they give you (codine) are quite fantastic.... and i quote from the label " Codeine is habit forming. Do not stop taking it suddenly." |
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i've never had any real bad injuries.. the worst i can think of was in elementary school i left class to go to the washroom and the floor was wet with no sign and i slipped and fell super hard on the back of my head.. and laid there for a long time very confused.. and rushes of strange emotions flooding my thoughts. i spranged my thumb when i was on a volleyball team in grade 7. um.. i bashed my forehead on the concrete floor when i fell asleep on the toilet in the middle of the night.. after taking too much gravil combined with something else that was bad. |
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I've cracked my head open three times, by walking/running/falling into various glass tables/doors when i was younger... and once fell, while climbing the roots of an upturned oak tree, cutting everything between my neck and groin :S that's about it, i'd hate to break a bone :S |
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I have about six knee surgery in the past three year I have a wicked scar from the top of my knee that runs almost all of the way down to my ankle.I have two screws in my tibia and I had 75% of the cartilage in my knee replaced if I only knew how to post pics I got some crazy ones for you all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KEEP IT SAFE IN 2005 THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I was playing "piggyback fights" with some friends in primary school (don't ask), and to cut a long story i short i ended up falling quite hard onto somebody's foot, face first. I broke my cheekbone and concussed myself hella much. Apparently i was unconscious for about 15 minutes or something. Most spectacular bruise ever. |
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i have never broked any bones in my life but i have got sliced accidentely some times thats all |
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Beat a friend in soul calibur and jumped up in triumph, and my head entered the light fixture, shattering glass all around me and making sparks. For some reason I was not electrocuted |
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I am tired of hit my frontface against doors or at the ground. When I was a kid ,running in my school,a boy put his feet in my front,how i was distracted having fun,i fell and hit the ground with my frontface.I think that my brain definately become fucked up after that. |
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